Free Drugs from the cops? What were the chances?

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Story to make you laff.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

The dog planned it.

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

So, crazy story that is ABSOLUTELY true -

When I was fresh out of college, I taught elementary school with a program called Teach for America. The school where I taught needed much more than a few over-zealous white kids from the North East "helping out", but they took what they could get. One day, a kindergartner brought home about 10 tabs of Ecstasy from school. It was around Easter time, so when the teacher saw her EATING them (plural!), she told her to put them away, which the child did. Upon arriving home, her mother recognized the tablets as Ecstasy b/c of her work as an emergency room nurse. By that time, the kid had already eaten about four of them. The child is fine now, by all reports, and we have NO idea how the drug made it into the classroom. Our best guess was that another child found it in one of their parent's possession, thought it was candy, brought it in to school, and traded them. Either that, or the kids are getting on this easy money thing REAL early.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

She added her two younger children aged one and three were running around the house at the time and might have thought the bag of speed was sweets.

Did she think they were runing around the house BECAUSE of the speed? And in what world does a plastic back of white powder look like sweets*?? I hope rat poison, talcum powder and flour are similarly banned from the household.

*okay, maybe sherbert, but one and three year olds won't have experienced its joys yet

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

"You don't expect your daughter to go to school and come home with drugs in her bag."

So naive...

chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

how did they know it was speed?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

The kid wasn't talking about its plans to start its own record label, so it couldn't have been coke.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

The kid must be pretty fucking stupid or have no tastebuds if it ate 4 pills and thought it was candy

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha - i was about to say!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

After the first, the rest tasted oh-so-sweet.

andy --, Friday, 11 November 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

After tasting that raw sewage would seem sweet!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 November 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Ch Supt Dave Wheeler for Lincolnshire police said: "When the packages were being hidden two packages were inadvertently placed in the girls bag and when the dog found the drugs only one package was retrieved.

"It was a training exercise for the dog and education for the children but what happened shouldn't have happened."

The sniffer must have been shit if it retrieved the wrong bag!

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 11 November 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

It found the pot first and then forgot what it was doing.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 November 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Also, the little girl looks suspiciously like Desiree, the kid out of Brass Eye's Cake episode.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 11 November 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)


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