I just found a usb 64mb memory thing lying on the pavement

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Sweepstake as to what's on it:

1/it doesn't work
2/virii that will fuck my computer
3/pr0n
4/boring stuff

I'm trying it out when I get back from tech college. Thrilling, eh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

4) probably, but you never know.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

Could be something very secret or very exciting!

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

Two love letters, a shopping list, and the results for their fantasy football team.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

An essy, a Powerpoint, and a Jpeg of a woman popping an apple out of her oppulent rectum.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

Department of Homeland Security's "to-do" list.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

"opulent" sounds like the way estate agents would describe each others' rectums.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

An mp3 of "Crazy Frog"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

Hang on, 64mb? Max Byraves then.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

I reckon it'll be some student's essay. I bet they don't have backup either.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Hang on, 64mb? Max Bygraves then. Not Max Byraves, the oldskool DJ fellah.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

A grainy mpeg which appears to show you scenes from your own future.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Rust!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

A grainy mpeg which appears to show you scenes from your own future.

Which will involve you attacking your wife with an axe.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

when you plug it in to your machine, the keyboard will shimmer and disappear, and be replaced by a portal into another universe. if you enter it, you will find yourself trapped inside a tron-style representation of ILX, and ned will run you over on a little jetpack scooter thing.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

This is how Blue Velvet would have begun if it was made in 2005.

― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Proof of WMD in Iraq is on that flash card.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

This is how Blue Velvet would have begun if it was made in 2005.

What, in the 1980s people stored files in their ears?

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

no, in the 2000s people find USB memory things v. weird and creepy and disgusting but intriguing

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

You are confusing USB memory things with me.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

64mb memory thing

You found me brain!

― Nathalie is in Da Base II Dark (stevie nixed), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe there'll be much on a 64 millibit storage device.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

I will now proceed to imagine two bundling henchmen attempting to catch Pashmina, as the memory stick contains evidence of one murder, but then only to be foiled at every corner by falling pianos and such like.

Enjoy your day!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

It was option 4/ - a bunch of word files about geometry, and a multimedia file that won't play on my computer.

No clues as to who it belongs to, unfortunately. I'm guessing it's from the technical college up the road. I'll hand it in tomorrow, although the chances of it getting back to its otiginal owner are vanishingly slim, I think.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

a multimedia file that won't play on my computer

gah, that's the thing that opens the portal. try upgrading to QuickTimeWarp 7.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

the word files about geometry are the developer notes on the virtual ned.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Word files: open in word - file - properties - summary - author - happy - money - hurrah?

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

It's an access code to the Dubya's private pussatorium!

― nklshs, Monday, 14 November 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

MP3s
The Dave Mathews Band - Ants Marching
The Beetles - Yellow Submarine
Beyonce - Feel it
Eminem - Girlfreind
Iggy Pop - Love for Life

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

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