who is your top secret ilx crush

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laurel

― deeply logged out, Monday, 14 November 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

hstencil

― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Val Kilmer

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I'm not telling you, it's a secret

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

whoever emailed me to confirm if i do in fact look like tom verlaine.

also, america ferrera who's yet to delurk.

― m bott, Monday, 14 November 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

*do* you look like tom verlaine, though?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

tom verlaine, eh? well do you?

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

who's tom verlaine?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

that reminds me of a thread I was going to start....

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

i did, but then i took to shaving my head.

― m bott, Monday, 14 November 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

wasn't tom verlaine in television?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

lauren

― log.out (ex machina), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

laura h

― mostly just for fun, Monday, 14 November 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

what's her name who posted one message back in 2002.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

dr. g

don't forget to log out, jon!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

DLO, you're welcome to slap together a charming email and see where it gets you. Hint: it will probably get you further than an anonymous ILX post.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

yeah, in televsion and the neon boys.

no-one seems to care that america ferrera lurks here...

― m bott, Monday, 14 November 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

esteban buttez

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

He's cuddlesome, that one.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Tony Jaa.

― Le Marquis de Salade (noodle vague), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

i love threads that are in syndication

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

She knows who she is.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

It's been a while since I crushed anyone.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Well, with the injunction and all...

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

top 10 ilx crushes of all time

1. ned
2. calum as "nutty nigel"
3. chasimino
4. the cast of "nas vs. jay-z (and other hip-hop beefs)"
5. jel
6. lord custos omnicron (but not epsilon, fuck that)
7. josh
8. esteban buttez
9. slocki
10. simon trife (but not ethan or "_")

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

the dmb thread

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kcomposite.com/history/count-harrison.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Connor Smedley

― KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

shit!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

strike trife from my list then

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Estefan Buttez.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

haha daver for count harrison i offer you my hand in marriage

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

hurry up my remedial reading and tell me what the best buttez thread was.

― m bott, Monday, 14 November 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Heck, I'll crush on anyone who deigns to flirt with me.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

when people start these threads, what do they hope them to lead to?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

true love

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

Or disease.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

To wit:

haha daver for count harrison i offer you my hand in marriage

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

CONTRO-VERSY

― Jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

i guess i'm just old fashioned

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

He buys the cheese fries on the first date.

― KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

what's the difference between these and the flirting threads?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Wit?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

are you flirting with me matt dc?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

"Heck, I'll crush on anyone who deigns to flirt with me."

You must have really tired legs, cos you're running through my dreams all night (etc).

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

GEAR

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

haha some secret

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Heck, I'll crush on anyone who deigns to flirt with me.
-- Mädchen

HALLO MADCHEN U R VERRY PRETTY

― logged, Monday, 14 November 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

x-post -- Now you must write a song.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Hehe, NEVER FAILS.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

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― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:46 (thirteen years ago)

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― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

le peenfox

― Dr. Phil

― buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

you do NOT want to know

― frogbs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:22 (thirteen years ago)

true enough

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

killy has a boyfriend

― buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

^ hah

nevar forget KILLY HAS A BOYFRIEND

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:35 (thirteen years ago)

was hoping this was the thread where murderdogger told everyone who their crush was

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:39 (thirteen years ago)

I don't even know who "Jame Spears" is.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, January 22, 2008

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)

was hoping this was the thread where murderdogger told everyone who their crush was

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 2:39 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that thread was very lol.

― estela, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:00 (thirteen years ago)

#7 Killy because you are "indie hot"
― chaki, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 3:30 PM

#7
Killy because you are "indie hot" - your crush = Chaki lol.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 3:34 PM

― buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:01 (thirteen years ago)

my top secret ilx crush (that I mentioned on here at least once) WAS El Tomboto

but now I have no ilx crushes. best that way. plus, like killy, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:05 (thirteen years ago)

my crushes probably already know

― sweetántangó (clouds), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:19 (thirteen years ago)

control z is v. pretty

― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:40 (thirteen years ago)

Z S

― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:43 (thirteen years ago)

aw mookieproof! *blushes*

(pls know that the photos I posted were weirdly extremely flattering, for bathroom-mirror pix)

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:00 (thirteen years ago)

hard4hoos

― tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:46 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Crush threads all originated long before I made the left turn from ILM into ILE, but I have crushes on just about everybody. I say "just about" because I do not have a crush on forks. Sry, forks!

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

HI DERE was super sexy, whatever happened to him

― GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:40 (thirteen years ago)

Never liked that guy.

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

I never did find out who the op was. Nice reminder, though.

― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

imo people who do not have a crush on in orbit are dumb.

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)

The list of ppl who do not apparently have crushes on me is a long and illustrious one, but thanks.

― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:57 (thirteen years ago)

ilx is an attractive bunch ftmp

― nevaeh for evaeh (clouds), Saturday, 29 December 2012 05:15 (thirteen years ago)

Big props to Gary the Stickblower, one of my fav posters by a long shot.

― Sax Blatterday (jaymc), Saturday, 29 December 2012 05:29 (thirteen years ago)

i still have a crush on shawn mullins all these years later

― packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 29 December 2012 06:19 (thirteen years ago)

I have a crush on in orbit's nails.

― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

'international tell your crush day'

― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:58 (ten years ago)

I have crushes on just about everybody. I say "just about" because I do not have a crush on forks. Sry, forks!
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, December 29, 2012

i... i'm so ... crushed...

― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 May 2015 21:33 (ten years ago)

My ilx crushes are:
Kate78
Bell Labs
ZS
TOMBOT
JJJ
Veg
Abbott
Laurel
JUSTINE
Buttez
Iain
GBX
The entire insane gown posse
ENBB
OH AND THAT PLEASANT PLAINS DUDE

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 03:10 (ten years ago)

Pato too, of course!
AND Estela
And sic

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 03:12 (ten years ago)

And crüt criüt crüt

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 03:13 (ten years ago)

I have so many ILX crushes, it's just gross rly

― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 9 May 2015 03:20 (ten years ago)

there are crushes and then there's estela

― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 May 2015 03:31 (ten years ago)

i love how i can recognize sunny's ilx crushes as a distinct constellation of ilx

― jaymc, Saturday, 9 May 2015 04:32 (ten years ago)

System

― Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Saturday, 9 May 2015 05:17 (ten years ago)

Oh my! mookie too <3

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 05:18 (ten years ago)

crush reciprocated sunny <3

mookie super crushworthy, prob bc of all those old wdyll's with lyle j/k

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 May 2015 05:23 (ten years ago)

Pato too, of course!

And sic

actions speak louder http://www.khyberwatch.com/forums/images/smilies/NaziaSmilies/snooty.gif

― ( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Saturday, 9 May 2015 06:55 (ten years ago)

Gawd, y'all are crushworthy!

― kate78, Saturday, 9 May 2015 07:16 (ten years ago)

ms mac

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 May 2015 08:17 (ten years ago)

same

― italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 09:36 (ten years ago)

lol

― all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Saturday, 9 May 2015 11:38 (ten years ago)

it's...you

― ciderpress, Saturday, 9 May 2015 15:38 (ten years ago)

/Pato too, of course!

And sic/
actions speak louder 🗻

Haha awwww

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 17:46 (ten years ago)

Oh my god how could I forget:
Lag00n esp with snow face
NA
Jacob and tera

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 17:58 (ten years ago)

GRADY

FUCK IM
GOING TO STOP NOW

― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2015 18:01 (ten years ago)

pretty sure i told him at some point, so no top secret crushes for me

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Saturday, 9 May 2015 18:04 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUX33Nnpfg

― all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Saturday, 9 May 2015 18:05 (ten years ago)

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