research - how many kilos of heroin fit in typical briefcase

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research for a novel, how many kilos of heroin would fit in a typical briefcase

thankin yo

― jase, Monday, 14 November 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

I don't know, but you can fit about 50 condoms-worth in the typical Thai hooker.

― Le Marquis de Salade (noodle vague), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

wait, are you hoping to get a reply from a drug courier?

length x width x height = area.
fill a bag with 1 kilo. of flour
do the math yourself.

lazy.

― elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

http://rhein-zeitung.de/old/96/09/06/topnews/drogen1.jpg
I would guess 1 kilo of heroin to be about the size of 2 or 3 VHS tapes. So depending on the size of the briefcase, you could fit maybe between 8-12 kilos in there.

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

don't call me lazy. i will email a briefcase manufacturer for typical cubic capacities

don't call me lazy. or i will call you a cunt. oh, i just did.

― jase, Monday, 14 November 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Your prose style is kinda spare, jase.

― Le Marquis de Salade (noodle vague), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

thanks detoxy. i know i was being "lazy" but see, now anyone else who is interested can read a Factoid here, rather than me privately enjoying this knowledge. that is what web and boards are for. seems to me that WHATEVER QUESTION you post, there is always someone going to immediately insult you. people like ELMO make me sad for the world. you must have sat there over your keyboard, KNOWING FULL WELL you were going to insult someone YOU@VE NEVER MET, and WHY? What did INSULTING ME accomplish? if it gave you a little surge of pleasure, can i suggest candy bars or masturbating or masturbating with candy bars as Better Means to Pleasure Yourself. WITHOUT needing to BOTHER ANYONE ELSE.

this has been a public service announcement on Behalf of Everyone Tired of Pricks who have to Insult People No Matter What

jase

― jase, Monday, 14 November 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

that guy's suit is dope

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Sparse, yes, but note the elegant use of anaphora.

xxpost

― elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Yeah since when did ILX become a hotspot for sniping.

This seems like a perfectly reasonable question to me. No need to act like a little boy on a message board Elmo.

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

xxxpost

That's better, but really what's it supposed to be? Hubert Selby Jr? Harry Crews? Is this a first person narrator or authorial voice? The portrayal of an angry loner resorts too easily to cliche. 4/10.

― Le Marquis de Salade (noodle vague), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Yawn.

ILX can do better than this.

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

heroin would not weigh the same as flour anyway.

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

1.look up density of heroin
2.work out average breifcase volume
3.density * volume = mass

― splates (splates), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, just get one bag of heroin, weigh that and multiply up.

― Le Marquis de Salade (noodle vague), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

it is certainly not an attempt to be hardcore and write about world i don't know. plot contains fake smuggling of dope as it is only way to get a yorkshireman to loan his speedboat

keep charging in with ultrapithy non-sequiturs, acting like the Thought Police. you had me checking my brain for implants, such acute readers of my mind (your tone is schizophrenic, sir)

― jase, Monday, 14 November 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

okay. the connection is coming over with heroin, briefcase, and scales. may be a little late, he has his homework to finish up.

― jase, Monday, 14 November 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

This book's not going to be very funny, is it?

― Le Marquis de Salade (noodle vague), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

hi am writing mystery suspense thriller. can you tell me how many dead female body fit in size of average Ford Taurus? am emailing funeral home for dimensions of typical corpse.

internet is good way to research

spaz

― spaz, Monday, 14 November 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

de sade is at it again, being all-knowing. why are you so convinced of... something.

you can have a grown up read it to you when it's published

― jase, Monday, 14 November 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Ancient proverb say: Man Who Do Bad Reading Joke Better Get Name Right of Person It's Addressed To.

― Le Marquis de Salade (noodle vague), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS a public service announcement, confirming the presence of self-satisfied idiots on Ilxor.com @ 3.20 Central Time (GMT -6:00) 11/14/2005

THIS IS an automated message. Responding is Futile. Go ahead, be futile, de sade, the FUTILITY SWEEP is about to happen and i know you want to stand up and be counted

― jase, Monday, 14 November 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Research for a novel:

What do they call that hammer thing that the Judge hits his table with?

― John Grisham (noodle vague), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

gravel

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

Gavel

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

glayven

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Research for a novel:

What size are my shoes?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Because they're both smaller than my cock.

― Le Marquis de Salade (noodle vague), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

* slow clap *

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

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