... and pigs might fly (WARNING: football thread)

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― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

why would a club want a manager whose team are currently languishing in the bottom five of the table, and crashed out of Europe at the first hurdles?

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

Is Moyes a left footer?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

Actually, to be honest, I don't know whether he's a Jungle Jim or not

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

He's not, his Dad used to be a Rangers scout (according to Kenny in the office).

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

moyes (and even more so ottmar hitzfeld, also mentioned in that item) would be totally bonkers to go to rangers.

― revolting upstairs (haitch), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

Rangers must be kicking themselves that Graham Rix got snapped up by Hearts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

I'd have assumed Terry Butcher would be higher on the list?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

http://x11.putfile.com/11/31408095331.jpg

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

I imagine the Rangers faithful would say that Terry Butcher is not a big enough name to manage them (xpost)

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

George Burley will be the next Rangers manager.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

... yes but what happens when the true story behind Burley's departure from Derby and Hearts comes out?

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

~~That he turned up pished for training every day?~~

Irreconcilable differences with the board, wasn't it?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

Neither of the above, according to the always reliable Man In Pub

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

Spill the beans then. Say things like "allegedly" and "not that I necessarily believe this" if you have to.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

You're "dogging" my every footstep here Gerry

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

You're "dogging" my every footstep here Gerry

In public as well! Car blimey!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

Who "Calton (Hill)" that response?

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

Man In Pub told me all this before he got his jotters from Hearts

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

George Burley "dogs"?

Well, I'll be!

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

"You ain't seen me, roight?"

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

I heard he was sleeping with a couple of footballers wives. Droit de seigneur and all that.

― snotty moore, Wednesday, 16 November 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

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