has anyone ever actually thrown shit into a fan?

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what happened?

(i would imagigoogle it but i'm at work..)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

this is the thread where i dare hari.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

feel free to use this thread to discuss other popular sayings that are seldom practiced.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

On a rugby tour I was on, someone put a turd into a hairdryer. They have fans don't they?

I realise that this perpetuates the most unfortunate of stereotypes, but nevertheless I felt it worth sharing.

Dr.C, Friday, 18 November 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

I googled it Ken, it's very dissapointing

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

I hear Jimmy Carr is presenting a Channel 4 series on Friday nights dedicated to throwing shit into fans

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

'talking shit to his fans' I think you'll find.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

anyone ever flown on a lead zeppelin?

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

ever had a lead balloon go down on you?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone seen a bear do a shit?

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

The Pope has I think

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

i've farted into a fan, that was funny(for me).

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

"You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, or sticking your face in a fan..."

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

haha

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

I always thought a lead balloon would go down very well, assuming you were judging quality of going downess on speed alone.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 18 November 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

On a rugby tour I was on, someone put a turd into a hairdryer.

didnt the guys of faith no more do this as well?

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 18 November 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sydes.net/jokes/pictures/s/shit_hits_the_fan.jpg

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 18 November 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

Just call me "threadkilla"...

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

they did it in airplane.

lloyd bridges: "now the shit's really gonna hit the fan"

cue: pile of animal shit hurtling into a fan, thusly chopped into messy pieces.

foxy boxer (stevie), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

gg allin to thread

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

I've thrown caution into the wind.

peepee (peepee), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Most people caution to the wind not into it

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Oops... most people throw caution to the wind not into it

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

I was just going to mention airplane, although that looked more like alpo to me.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

I've pissed in the wind. Not especially recommended.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

what's with this phrase? i mean, did the first person to ever throw shit in a fan expect to improve his situation? like, "hey, things are pretty bad around here. maybe if i take this pile of shit and throw it at that fan i could improve my situation." c'mon! what's with these people?!
[pause for laughter]
*pretends to be on phone*
"hey bob. guess what. i just threw shit on a fan. what? no. believe it or not, it actually made things worse around here!"
[more laughter]
"maybe if i pissed into the wind. yeah, maybe that'll help."
c'mon!

improv regular (andrewmorgan), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)


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