So, IF someone took a chainsaw to a picnic....

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Would you run before or after someone got cut? This is assuming, of course, that you weren't the first one.

I mean to ask - are you a "better safe than sorry" type or are you a "he's not ACTUALLY going to do it" type.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

The dude with the chainsaw...is it someone you know? Or just some dude with a chainsaw?

― Spink, Friday, 18 November 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

You mean a chainsaw instead of a fruit knife?

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

Hmm. Good question. Say - normal looking guy you don't know - but with chainsaw.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

If ice sculptures were involved, then I wouldnt worry too much.

― Spink, Friday, 18 November 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

I might think he was an extreme juggler.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

when he switched it on.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

I think I would run when it got switched on, too.

Backyard, autumn, cutting some fuel for the wood stove, no wierd thing about a chainsaw.

Sunny day, kids at play, in the park, chainsaw = wtf? Lets go.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

i would roundhouse kick him in the side of the face, all day

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Ste, OTM. Lock thread. Send/call in Chuck Norris, and be done with Leatherface.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

I wish I'd taken a chainsaw to a picnic, once. I'd have used it on the bloke playing the recorder.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Wait. What kind of chainsaw?

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/88/1b/hmgdLawn_and_GardenPower_ToolsAllEcho_Electric_Chainsaw_ECS1850-resized200.gif
or
http://www.wrightsoutdoor.co.nz/images/chainsaws/Stihl_chainsaw.gif

Electric or gas?

― Spink, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

im assuming gas, and i think id run the moment i saw it (still recovering from a veiwing of the original Texas Chainsaw when i was 12)

― JD from CDepot, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

if he's not standing near me then no problem. i can run a lot quicker than someone carrying a chainsaw should they decide to run towards me

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

i thought at first the question was about whether you'd stay around to rubberneck and witness free live massacre or just run away

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Electric or gas?

What a stupid question. Only pussies use electric "chainsaws."

...is it like a diddy pruning saw or is it a Husqvarna with a 30in bar? If it's the former, you should probably run. If it's the latter, wait until he's chopping someone else and then just push him over. Those fuckers are HEAVY.

― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

i thought at first the question was about whether you'd stay around to rubberneck and witness free live massacre or just run away

Have you been paying too much to see live massacres, Ken??

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

.. like that old joke, I don't have to be able to outrun the maniac with the chainsaw, I just have to be able to outrun you.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 18 November 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Depends if I had any magnum ammo left.

http://www.thenextfuture.nl/users/edward/re4/chainsaw.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 18 November 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

You see people sawing through chains all the time on the streets in NYC...

― PappaWheelie B.C., Friday, 18 November 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

maybe I was the only other person watching C-Span last night when this was said? I've NEVER seen tv as good as the House debate last night.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 18 November 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

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