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The mental image of "anus stick" (scroll to the bottom, no pun intended) has haunted me all day. The only way it can be purged from my mind is for people to describe in gory detail actual beauty products that just shouldn't exist. For example: lip gloss is clearly a tool of Satan. It's primary purpose seems to be making the lips of 13-year-old girls look and smell like snot-encrusted rotting fruit. BEGONE!

Anyone else?

― Dan Perry, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Thick pancake makeup. Ick.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Lip gloss is shit, but it smells good. At least it did back in my day. I only put it on when I was *in* the house, tho. I think that's why teenage girls wear it - it smells good, but what do I know? I wore green sparkly eyeshadow when I was that age.

― Kerry Keane, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I think those girls who smear their faces with dog blood are going too far.

― duane, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

tripe, tongues, hmm, petrol, unless its for sniffing, and fucking decaf, menthol ciggies and carob, not to mention nutra-fucking-cancer- causing-bowel-decaying-sweet

― Geoff, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I'd love an anus stick btw

― Geoff, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

here geoff, use mine.

― duane, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Nads! Whoo I love that name! Nads!

― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

::throws self off bridge::

You already know my feelings on makeup... I can't wear anything on my lips- lipgloss, lipstick, etc- I just end up chewing it off in about 2 minutes. The only thing I can keep on for more than 2 minutes is eyeliner. It's Paul you want to talk to, he's the pancake makeup queen. Or king as the case may be...

― masonic boom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yeah, yeah. I wear make-up, and wigs, and platform shoes... But I'd never go as far as the 'anus stick'... Shudder.

― Paul Strange, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

And you follow fashion, too! Who's the girl? Who's the girl? Who's the one always wanting to snuggle when I'm trying to play on the computer?

― masonic boom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

It's bad when I'm considering buying another computer so I can speak to you! We'll end up knowing each other only through chatrooms, despite being in the same room...

― Paul Strange, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yes! We need another computer! So I can get on both of them, and talk to MYSELF that way! Hooray!

― masonic boom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

*Sigh.*

― Paul Strange, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

lipstick smears on fried chicken bones [shudders] you know who you are!

I felt very queasy indeed

― cabbage, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I really liked that whole heavy raccoon-eyes for gurls look that came in about 92-94 (?). Didn't last — feh! — but rilly cool.

― AP, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I always do the raccoon look when I have gone to bed without taking off my makeup. I don't think it is particularly alluring but maybe it is and I should not bother to wash my face, just wander round all day with makeup everywhere.

Lip gloss is the best as it is very high maintenance and slides off onto everything (fags, drinks, forks, boys) so you have to keep replenishing it which means you get to check that the rest of your look is being well maintained. Betcha never realised being a girl was so complex, eh?

― Emma, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

anything worn by suburban girls. When i was in the evil church they taught young woman to be made up. That was scary.

― anthony, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The only thing I really really despise is people with tons of base on. I mean, it's not meant to cover your face, it's meant to fix things like zits and stuff, you just should put it on areas where you need it, but I see these girls roaming the street with even their NECKS covered with base - wtf? And the girls who wear the wrong color so that their face is pink or orange, and their neck is regular skin color - argh. What are they going for there, Jude-Law-In-AI? Bizarre. I mean, I've seen some awful makeup on ghetto girls, and I'm very guilty of it (I went thru the requisite getting-rid-of-all-your- eyebrows-and-penciling-in-bizarre-skinny-ones phase, the dark-grey- brown-lipliner-and-white-lipstick phase, etc), but the base thing is just unforgivable.

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I am very amused when I see fake tan people who are ORANGE! HAHAHAH! (applies more anusstick)

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You are so disturbing. I think I must know you in real life and you're just trying to freak me out.

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You caught me! I'm Richard Gere!Lets go meditate!

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Listen, I don't even know Richard Gere, jeez. If you'd said Harrison Ford, it'd be a totally different story.

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Fine, I'm Jools Holland

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Who is obviously much like Harrison Ford.

― Ally, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

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― Daniela Mancinelli, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

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― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

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