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ROFL. Does that include the lurkers or not?

Well, people are sometimes arseholes and administrators need to clean up after them, but that shouldn't send the whole system into freefall, should it? I don't know any other message board that crashes more frequently than this one, and they must all have their arsehole posters. If the board crashed a little more, then I wouldn't bother any more. Or perhaps that's the point!