We need to talk....

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I feel like we never communicate anymore.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

I really need to tell you something.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

You never listen.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Why don't we just try to have a nice time for a change, okay? Do you need to analyze everything?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Look, can I just finish eating? Please?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Is this about the chili?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

What does it look like I'm doing here? I'm READING, ok? Like, with my eyes -- Look, can we just talk about this later?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Are you counting my drinks again? Good god, it's CINCO DE MAYO.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

You never want to do anything I want to do.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Really, it's not you, it's me.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Of course I"m having a good time. Doesn't it look like I'm having a great fucking time?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Everything you want to do is gay.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Get off my back! Cocaine is THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY!

*weeps*

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

(actually said to me once)

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Daddy drinks because you cry.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

If maybe -- just MAYBE -- you lifted a finger around here I wouldn't be so crabby when you got home.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Where the hell have you been for 45 minutes? Why didn't you answer your phone?!!

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Don't tell me to relax.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Can't we just rent a NORMAL movie for once? Like Jim Carey or something? Why always weird boring Russian movies EVERY TIME?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

You're being so aggressive.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

why can't we have nice things?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think it's going to fit in there, quit forcing it! OW!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going out. I don't know where, just out.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

What do you mean, you're going home and you need the keys? To READ A BOOK?! You're mad at me, aren't you? Are you sure you're okay? You're not mad?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Are you mad at me?

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Mwahaha, Manda.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Something's wrong, I can tell.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I can tell from the look on your face, you're not interested in what I have to say.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Did I do something to annoy you? Why is it always ME annoying YOU?

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I guess you must never be annoying. I guess that's how it is, isn't it.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe I would rather jerk off.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I've long been convinced that I really have nothing to say.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Wait. You liked those people?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

God, this thread has moved from mildly humorous to profoundly cathartic.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

KISS MY ASS, BITCH! I'LL BE AT DUANE'S!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Just stop me if you heard this one before. No, no, let me speak, it's got a different ending.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

You're trying hard not to show it, but baby, baby, I know it.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

What happened to FUN? Are we THAT OLD now?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Listen, I get it, ok? I GET IT.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Leave me alone.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

You know when I said I liked your music? I lied.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, so now you're mad? Why are you mad? I'm the one who should be mad.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Are you going to wear that again?

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

Can we PLEASE stop talking about this? I GET IT, OK?

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Why is it never my friends?!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

You'll suck it, you'll swallow it and you'll like it.

― Inappropriate Interjection, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

God, just shut up, I'm trying to watch the Simple Life.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

This is fucking ridiculous. Can you hear yourself? I can't talk to you when you're like this.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

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No not another time, NOW.

― Local Garda, Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

What do you think?

― Local Garda, Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

Yes I know. I love when people pull this on you and you break into a sweat.....and they reveal that THEY HAVE GREAT NEWS FOR YOU!

― Department of Energy Department (u s steel), Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

Can you look at me when I'm talking to you?

Cute, when uttered .....to my DOG. Who plays along with it with humor, as if to say, "I've heard this before."

― Department of Energy Department (u s steel), Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

ha that always is the case at work: "can you come see me in my office?" "ok". FUCK! What did I do, what did I do! Do they know about the 2 hr lunch? The heavy internet usage? FUCK!! "Hey, just wanted to tell you what a great job you've been doing yadda yadda"

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

um xp

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

Look, I'm sorry I'm crying again. I don't know what's wrong. It's just, sometimes this is how you make me feel.

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:45 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes I feel like I'M the only one trying to make this relationship work.

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:47 (fifteen years ago)

it's not about you, it's not about me, it's about US

― paragon of incalescence (rrrobyn), Sunday, 12 July 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

Excuse me, where the fuck do you think you're going?

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

Don't walk away from me, asshole!!!

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

your parents fought like this, didn't they?

― Kerm, Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

Can we just admit some lies that we may have told each ohter?

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

You know what, I can't stand you. I can't stand that.

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

Your shoes, your pants, that shirt you're wearing, your hair--your hair drives me crazy. Just get out.

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

im not MAD at you i just DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME IT'S LIKE I'M TALKING TO A BRICK WALL

― snoball, Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO ALL THE TIME

― snoball, Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

STOP TRYING TO ORGANISE AND CONTROL EVERYTHING

― snoball, Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

Why can't you make plans ahead of time like a NORMAL PERSON??!?!

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

(this thread is starting to turn into My Parent's Arguments 1971-present day...)

― snoball, Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

"okay"? And what am I supposed to think you mean by "okay"? I'm not a fucking MIND READER!

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

How many sockets do we have in our toolbox? How wide is a lawnmower? How long is our garden hose?? You don't know anything because you're always playing those damn videogames!!

― save your lover! (Z S), Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

(real life argument with dad)

― save your lover! (Z S), Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

("Thankfully" my father is/was one of these people who is convinced that he's the only one who knows how to do everything and therefore "everyone else is wrong". Once I'd realised that, that kind of argument just passed over my head.)

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

How wide is a lawnmower?

^^
dying at this

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, I'm crying, what does it look like I'm doing? Because I'm upset, okay? Do I have to get your permission for that or what?

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

Don't touch me.

I said Don't. Fucking. Touch me.

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

I can see that look in your eyes and No, it's NOT "That Time Of The Month". JESUS!!

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

NO, I'M FINE! NOTHING is wrong. I'm NOT ANGRY AT YOU!

― StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago)

oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that everything has to be about you.

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago)

i've been meaning to bring this up for a long time....

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

Does my lawnmower look wide in this?

:-)

― StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

For the last time, NO. I don't want to leave you. Why do you keep asking me that? Do you WANT me to leave you? Should I just go now?

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN.

― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

(VERSE 1)

Just a minute there
we need to talk

How many sockets do you think
there are in a toolbox?

How long is our
garden hose?

You don't know because
all you do is play Super Mario

(CHORUS)

How wide is a lawnmower?
You don't even know.
How wide is a lawnmower?
You don't even know.

When I'm mowing the lawn,
You're playing videogames

Every week I cut the grass
It's always the same (short descending guitar riff)

it's always the same... (guitar riff)

(VERSE 2)

Just a moment there
before you start a new game

How would you go about
unblocking the drain?

Where does the sewer run
beneath the front yard?

You don't know because
all you do is play Street Fighter on hard

(sing CHORUS)

(BREAK - switch to 2/4 time, military style drums)

how wide is a lawnmower? (repeat x 8, starting off quiet and gradually getting louder)

(guitar slash) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgghhh (drums go crazy)

(sing CHORUS)

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1774/snapshot2m.jpg

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Monday, 13 July 2009 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

dude with a face like that got TWO women to sleep with him?

― come on let's be meaningful together yeah (bug), Monday, 13 July 2009 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

Hey, thanks!

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Monday, 13 July 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

lol sorry

― come on let's be meaningful together yeah (bug), Monday, 13 July 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago)

lol thanks that was funny and not at all mildly hurtful

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Monday, 13 July 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

a+ all around

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

stevie D rox

― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Monday, 13 July 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

Remember Thursday morning when I was throwing up and I said it was because I drank too much when I was out with the girls Wednesday night??......

― Fetchboy, Monday, 13 July 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

stay classy bug

― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 July 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

we need to talk...

never followed by anything you want to hear, in my humble experience. especially when spoken by employer or romantic partner.

― m coleman, Monday, 13 July 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes you JUST HAVE TO TALK. God. Being too afraid to let me down and too proud to say you're sorry is 100% unhelpful.

― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Monday, 13 July 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/006016848X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― m coleman, Monday, 13 July 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

I'll tell you how you can improve communication, you can pick up the goddamn phone.

― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

How come it's always ME who calls YOU???

― Fetchboy, Monday, 13 July 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

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