T/S: Tuomas vs a tumour

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which is worse

― lol pwnd (bato), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas haters are a strange breed.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

He's a nice guy but naive, smug and has an ugly teutonic taint.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

― bato (bato), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

He's a nice guy but naive, smug and has an ugly teutonic taint.

But say any or all of these things are true. Why would that make someone start a thread about him?

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

oh gnoes someone acting dumb on the internets what will become of us

― bato (bato), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

jon you've seen his taint?

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I was just curious. People interest me!

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

Meanwhile the conflicting current of musical materialism is running strong. The Daily Mail, always in the van of artistic progress, has espoused the cause of the insurgent Georgians with intrepid zeal. Mr. Julius Harrison is extolled in a leading article for finding a theme for an orchestral work, not in any of the misty or metaphysical abstractions which appealed to the effete Victorian composers, but in plums. And, mind you, not Carlsbad, but honest Worcestershire plums, without any Teutonic taint. Mr. Julius Harrison's patriotic example is not likely to be lost on his brother composers. Indeed it is asserted on credible authority that Mr. Granville Bantock, who has completely forsworn all Oriental and exotic subjects, is engaged on a gigantic symphony, with choral interludes, entitled "Yorkshire Pudding;" and that Mr. Josef Holbrooke is collaborating with Lord Howard de Walden in a romantic historical opera in fifteen Acts called "From Woad to Broadcloth."

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/16152/16152-h/16152-h.htm

― 'you' vs. 'city hall' FITE (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

What do you look like in your underwear?

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Are we speaking of a benign tumor or a malignant one?

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

Meghan and Alison Tuma (born August 2, 1995) are identical twins who played baby Samuel "Sam" Grey on All My Children from 1996 to 1997.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2355.gif

― I gave a definition of satire because motherfuckers are stupid (papa november), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dgarrick.com/annettehanshaw/recordings/78s/images/78-Taint%20No%20One%20But%20You-Perfect%2012437.jpg

― I gave a definition of satire because motherfuckers are stupid (papa november), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.simonsays.com/assets/isbn/0743443616/C_0743443616.jpg

― I gave a definition of satire because motherfuckers are stupid (papa november), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

I love Jercity.

This thread is mean :(

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Tumours ate my grandma's breasts and killed her. Tuomas would never do such a thing!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

At least I hope not!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

what if there was gold inside of them?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

or chocolatey

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

Why would anyone eat gold??
xpost, exactly!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Thursday, 24 November 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

goldwasser?

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 24 November 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

It's sometimes funny to have a laugh, at Tuomas, when he's on a posting streak of funny things. But it is not always funny to laugh at/with Tuomas. I really cannot comprehend the people who get het up about Tuomas or even Mark C or Jon or your typical targets when some of the other people who post here continue to post. DOWN WITH HATRED OF EASY TARGETS WHO DON'T REALLY DESERVE IT, here is a new motto, for me.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

this is so true! there are much more worthy targets for bullying.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

like the rest of ilx.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

*sob*

xpost

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

I think, partially, it's a love/hate thing, like if everyone just outright hates someone, why give them any attention at all, whereas it'd be a sad day if any of these dudes disappeared. But what if the teasing sends away Tuomas or someone like him! This is what I worry about, that this tough-love LOL roffles thing will drive them away.

xpost jess that's just curmudgeonly.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

if you cry i won't give you back your lunch money jim

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

you say curmudgeonly, i say lifestyle

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

curmudgeonly is an awesome word

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

I think we should have a rotating target of bullying, so that people don't get so lazy with their insults. Keep it fresh, you know?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

i view everyone on ilx as a moving target.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

actually ally, you may be the only regular poster i have never directly gotten into it with. and nicole, probably.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

and ned, of course, but that's like arguing with a superball

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

we've never gotten into a fight????! How is that possible? I think I've even argued with Ned (over Calum, natch).

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

oh we probably have. haha oh wait there was that thread you started that ethan and i ran riot on and had to be locked and you threatened to kill us both.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

meeeeeemmmmmmmmorieeeeessss.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

hahaha oh if I had a dollar for every time I inexplicably threatened violence on ethan, I'd be Tom Brady.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

i'll fight whoever wants a piece

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

you know what it is though, it's EXACTLY what I was saying, right, about why bother even engaging with someone who is just awful, how all this teasing is a tough love thing. Because, now I'm sure I'm not alone in this, but I was raised in a kind of constantly fighting and arguing and dramatic family. So, like, if I'm on a thread, and I'm just like "SHUT UP EVERYONE HATES YOU" and then ignore you from thenceforth (which isn't a word), then, like, I'm serious, right. Cos I ain't even bothering to entertain myself at work or while drunk by talking to you at ALL, even to insult. But if I argue with you for 700 posts, that means I got mad respect.

So, in closing, Tuomas, keep on doing your thing.

xpost gear I'd take you up on that but I gotta go eat a steak now :(

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

fuck your steak!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

that was not an excited request, btw

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

yeah yeah

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

you may be the only regular poster i have never directly gotten into it with. and nicole, probably.

I'm pretty sure we have fought, I remember when I thought you and ethan were jerks and I probably said a lot of bitchy things.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

everyone comes around to us eventually. we're like shar pei puppies. you work past the hideous wrinkles after a while.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

the wrinkles are the most adorable part of shar pei puppies

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

now i want to give strongo a biscuit

― estela (estela), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

oh the comedic possibilties

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

now i want to lock strongo in the laundry

― estela (estela), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

oh the comedic possibilities

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ninthfloor.com/photo/misc/hanks/hooch.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

strongo and dirty gym socks, o what could occur

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

oh the laffs

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 24 November 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

but the gym socks were clean!

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 24 November 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

not anymore

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 24 November 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

Estela you are gold =)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 24 November 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

are her breasts gold?

― amon (eman), Thursday, 24 November 2005 06:52 (twenty years ago)

I love the fact that Tuomas gets everyone all hot and bothered, and yet,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/Vuosijuhlat1.jpg

He's like the most boring guy in this photograph.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 24 November 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

There is no reason for most of the mindless crap that goes on here. Except maybe there are just people who have to shit on someone else in order to prove how cool they are. God forbid Tuomas (or anyone) isn't a cookie cutter of everyone else.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 24 November 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

Orbit being interested in stuffing her piehole full of cookies shocka!!!!!!!@2!@@!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 24 November 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

my strongo may be a bit of a liar

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 24 November 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

What a *difficult* choice. I don't like joking about cancer. :-(

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 24 November 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

look out! internet hardman! SO SCARY!

― mummy, i'm scared, Thursday, 24 November 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

fwiw, i heart tuomas. long may he continue to post here, and not be repelled by threads like this one.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 24 November 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

A couple of points:

* I'm not particularly offended by these kind of threads, I don't really mind what people I've never met think of me. However, as I said the other day, I do feel that such threads have made ILE less friendly and I've become vary of posting anything particularly personal here. So, to me ILE has now become a place where to kill the time at school or at work, not much more. And I think it's a loss, but there's hardly anything I can do about it.

* Some of you talk like bullying and mockery are a fact of life, something you can't do anything about, just get used to it. If not accepting this makes me "naive", then I guess I am.

* What the hell is a "teutonic taint"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand how someone could have a hate on for Tuomas. He's got to be the most unoffensive thing floating around ilx. It's like hating on something totally innocuous... like clouds or something.

xpost :/

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Bato?
http://www.angelfire.com/me5/bryananthony/images/grampa_cloud.jpg

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

* What the hell is a "teutonic taint"?

Pale probably?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

some people dislike 'unoffensive' people for precisely that reason

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I would like to put in a good word for tumescence (when unconnected to malignancy, of course).

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

It has its place.
I like Tuomas, I suspect the haters simply wish they hung around with as many girls as him.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

They envy his facility with double dactyls.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

i suspect the haters don't realise that hate threads make them look like total cunts.

― g-spot (g-kit), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

and bubonic

― Baaderonixx weaves a daisy chain for... SATAN!! (baaderonixx), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

They realize. We are speaking of people who wear their cunthood proudly. They embrace it. It's their major talent and makes up a fair bit of their identity. Their hearts swell like buboes when you notice them.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

i figured they thought people found it cute and amusing.

― g-spot (g-kit), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, this thread was better: Tuomas fan club thread

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/Tuomas013.jpg

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Needs more kittens.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

count me out.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

More of a job for photoshop, I was thinking.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

so was i.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

I can't post to that other thread :(

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 24 November 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I've never had an arguement here, someone did log out and call me "well adjusted" once...I thought that was pretty much off the mark. Most people are okay.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 24 November 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

― hallitustuomas, Friday, 17 February 2006 13:07 (twenty years ago)

What a weird thread. Tuomas? Maybe Momus. Of course Tuomas has posted to threads such utter nonsense as the idea that fat old queeny men have some kinf of right to consider themselves sexy--and that's just wrong.

― longTimeFirstTime, Friday, 17 February 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/buycoolshirts_1885_32743287.jpg

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Saturday, 18 February 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

hay guyz i think tuomas is cool now

― retarded and gay (bato), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

This thread isn't bizarre, it's brassiere!

― zoomGaliGali, Friday, 24 February 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.google.com/trends/images/dot1.gif tuomas http://www.google.com/trends/images/dot2.gif tumor

http://www.google.com/trends/viz?q=tuomas,+tumor&date=all&geo=all&graph=weekly_img&sa=N

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Sunday, 14 May 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

"It's not a Tuomas!"

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 14 May 2006 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

his name is funny-looking

― ath (ath), Monday, 15 May 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

it's samout backwards

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 15 May 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

haha what a loser, his name backwards is "samout"

on those grounds alone i am picking a tumour

― ath (ath), Monday, 15 May 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/trends?q=noise+board%2C+tuomas&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 15 May 2006 06:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/trends/viz?q=pickle,+tuomas&date=all&geo=all&graph=weekly_img&sa=N

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 15 May 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Wow! Blue beats red!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 15 May 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

sorry that was PICKLE VS TUOMAS

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 15 May 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

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