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And you're disappointed with. You add your witty comment to a thread that appears to be going somewhere - and it sinks like a lead balloon.

Maybe we can revive them, make you feel a little better, hmm?

I've lost count of the threads I've murdered, I must have a magic touch. Yesterday I killed The Hairy Back thread, maybe it had reached the end of it's lifespan before I got there, maybe not...

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

Oh no, we can't, unless someone else does it for me. If I revive them, they'll just sputter to the top and then drop like a lead zeppelin to the bottom again. *shrug*

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

I wish I had the magic touch. The harder I try to kill a thread, the more likely there are to be 500 new answers by morning. :-/

― The Damp Is Rising (kate), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:05 (twenty years ago)

Saying "Thread Ends" is a good way of ensuring it doesn't.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

this happens to me all the time! i suspect it's mostly because i only open threads after they've already started to die, though.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

It makes one feel rather foolish.

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:18 (twenty years ago)

DA THREAD KILLA IS HERE AND YO ARE JUST ANOTHER VICTIM

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― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

If anyone's going to kill this thread it will be me.

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

maybe

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

Well will someone kill it, please.

― Justen, Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

*blam*

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Revive!!!

Best thread Evah!!!

ROFFLE

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

*blam* *blam*

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

HI DERE WAHT IS IT MADE

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Top ten ways to kill a thread.

1) This way.

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

2.) Or that way.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

3) suggest group sex

― -Stroke-Model (kate), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

4) Inject with numbing doses of sincerity.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

%) confusing non sequitur

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

6) annoying double post

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

6) annoying double post

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

7.) Stick a dirty tampon in the thread

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

(huge image spam)

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

9) Thread locked by an administrator.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

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― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

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― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Threadkilling is a great humbler. You post some piece of brilliance, go to bed, go to work, come back and discover that you have underwhelmed an entire hemisphere of the globe.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

But allow me to resurrect the hairy back thread. I haven't exhausted myself there yet.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

The End

[music swells, credits roll]

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

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― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Not so fast buddy.

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

I managed to kill the "Who will kill this thread" thread. My moment of glory.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 24 November 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

I killed the "Paul Weller To get Outstanding Contribution To Music Brit Award" thread on ILM a coupe of days ago. It felt really good. I meant what I said, though.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 24 November 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Woo! I just killed a thread!

― Sophisticated Boom Boom (kate), Friday, 25 November 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

nearly!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 25 November 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

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― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 November 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

[that] close...

― Baaderonixx weaves a daisy chain for... SATAN!! (baaderonixx), Friday, 25 November 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.falboart.com/Lightanddarkseries/BEGINNING%20AND%20THE%20END.jpg

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 25 November 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

In the beginning was the word...

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 26 November 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

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