Strange attachments/unconnected freebies

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Hmmm, bizzare - I was clearing out a box of old receipts and assorted paperwork whenI found a little foil sachet on a string with a gold paperclip on it.

The little foil sachet was purple and silver and I remember that it came with an ex-boyfriends Firetrap jacket.

"What is this?" I opened the little sachet and found it contained an alchohol wipe. WTF? Why is this a relevant thing to attach to a jacket???

I bought a T-Shirt once from a trendy little boutique and was handed a free CONDOM. Why thanks. I'll blow this up and attach it to the lapel.

Yeah, why bin shit goods if you can give them away?

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

I was tidying up the other day and discovered the box where my GF stores all the free bags and flipflops that come with women's magazines. Thousands of 'em...

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Fuck - yeah, cheapo flip flops, 'sarongs', make up bags, shockingly awful chick lit etc etc.

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

The alcohol wipe might have been part of a repair kit. You'd clean the surface with it before sticking on a patch (may also have come free with the jacket).

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

It's not skin though!

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Maybe they think you're George Best and use it as some kind of alcoholic chewing gum?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

seventeen years pass...

anyone who could use ten days esim of data for the US ive just discovered my phone cant use the one ive bought

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 October 2023 06:32 (two years ago)

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