TS: anal sex vs. oral sex

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Well?

yeyeye, Friday, 25 November 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

One's easier to get in.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 November 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

With oral sex, it's hard to pull the old "Oh, sorry, didn't realise it was there" routine.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 November 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

huhuhuh

HARD

huhuhuh

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 25 November 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

Except if you were aiming for the ear.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 25 November 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

That way they can hear you coming.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 25 November 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

One makes your whole day the other makes your hole weak

Sean Barrett, Friday, 25 November 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

A fully rounded out sex life for me should include oral, vaginal and anal sex. But all three serve their different purpose and are for different occasions. Anal sex is like foie gras with a glass of Sauternes. Truly exquisite, but for special occasions only. Vaginal sex is like a light, fruity red wine, delicious and suitable for every day drinking. Oral sex... OK my wine/food analogy is breaking down here, I'll have to think about it.

James Russell, Friday, 25 November 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

.. like Wrigley's spearmint gum?

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

No, icecream!

Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Oral is a Sutter Home chard

Aaron A, Friday, 25 November 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

you've been getting it from the wrong person then

emilys. (emilys.), Friday, 25 November 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

what about a surprise handjob that leaves evidence all over the windshield ?

m bott, Friday, 25 November 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Yeah, what about that? (?????)

HI DERE, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

dan you've never gotten a "ride along"?

strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

I've never firehosed a windshield!

HI DERE, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

all the girls i've ever dated have loved to be cummed on

-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, January 5, 2004 8:21 PM

strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

not true anymore!

strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

boo

696, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

oh noes jess is dating girls with self-respect!

kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

RUN

kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

oh noes jess is dating girls with self-respect!

likes being cummed on != lacks self-respect

maybe if he meant in the eyes or something

bell_labs, Friday, 25 May 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

no one LIKES it in the eye

strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

"give it to me in the eyes baby. I wanna be blinded by your love."

jessie monster, Friday, 25 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hardwarestore.com/media/product/113645_front200.jpg

remy bean, Friday, 25 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

Let's keep this thread alive until Tuomas comes home from his weekly orgy fest.

stevienixed, Friday, 25 May 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

likes being cummed on != lacks self-respect

no, of course not.

kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I wish I could elaborate, but I has a girlfriend who reads ILX.

kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

Trust me, she won't read this thread.

stevienixed, Friday, 25 May 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

no, she's probably figured out by now which threads she'll find kenan on

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 25 May 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THIS SO I'M PUTTING IT HERE

I G0T USED 2 iT™ (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 15 November 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

A fully rounded out sex life for me should include oral, vaginal and anal sex. But all three serve their different purpose and are for different occasions. Anal sex is like foie gras with a glass of Sauternes. Truly exquisite, but for special occasions only. Vaginal sex is like a light, fruity red wine, delicious and suitable for every day drinking. Oral sex... OK my wine/food analogy is breaking down here, I'll have to think about it.

I would like to know how we, collectively, could have been so asleep at the wheel as to have not made an instant recurring phrase out of "anal sex is like foie gras." Thank you.

J0hn D., Saturday, 15 November 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

Oral sex is like water. Doctors say you should have it eight times a day.

Casuistry, Saturday, 15 November 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

(xpost) because it involves cruelty to geese?

snoball, Saturday, 15 November 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

"i want you to give me a blowjob... with your ass"

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 16 November 2008 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

yo i put a flexfit foie gras through the dishwasher with one of those anal sex cages and the shit never was the same

dont be a cheap ass, just buy a new fucking goose and have more than one favorite dish, you got to switch your style up, that way you always looking fresh

fuck blowing a goose

J0hn D., Sunday, 16 November 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

why do you have such a closed mind, maaaaaaaan

del (dell), Sunday, 16 November 2008 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

this thread is really fucked up.

ian, Sunday, 16 November 2008 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

likes being cummed on != lacks self-respect
no, of course not.
― kenan, Friday, May 25, 2007 10:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I wish I could elaborate, but I has a girlfriend who reads ILX.
― kenan, Friday, May 25, 2007 10:04 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok i really wish the elaboration is here

o_O (ken c), Sunday, 16 November 2008 02:40 (seventeen years ago)

this thread is really fucked up.

― ian, Sunday, 16 November 2008 01:18 (1 hour ago)

No, really?

I wish I could elaborate, but I has a girlfriend who reads ILX.

― kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 22:04 (1 year ago)

Trust me, she won't read this thread.

― stevienixed, Friday, 25 May 2007 22:18 (1 year ago)

no, she's probably figured out by now which threads she'll find kenan on

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 25 May 2007 22:20 (1 year ago)

^^^funny!

Pashmina, Sunday, 16 November 2008 03:00 (seventeen years ago)

From now on I'm limiting bedroom confessions to politics threads only.

fiscal liberal (kenan), Sunday, 16 November 2008 05:45 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ that's known as the "Conservative MP" method.

snoball, Sunday, 16 November 2008 09:55 (seventeen years ago)

"MP"

H-O-O-S yes i guess i could steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 16 November 2008 10:10 (seventeen years ago)

best of both worlds: "ass to mouth" ( o lord please strike me dead)

Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Sunday, 16 November 2008 10:16 (seventeen years ago)

that sounds like a makeover show

open the BLOOD gates! (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 16 November 2008 10:49 (seventeen years ago)


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