when you fancy a girl you work with but she only ever asks your co-worker out - C or D

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and she doesnt even ask him out romantically, just plutonically, i dont even get that
that sucks
this sucks
life sucks

hahaahh, Friday, 25 November 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Plutonically? Is he rich then?

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

better "plutonically" than "blutonically"

k/l (Ken L), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

"Persephone asked her co-worker out for a Plutonic drink. Little did she know that she would be getting a lot more than she bargained for."

k/l (Ken L), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

I just wanna fuck bad bitches
All them nights I never had bitches
Now I'm all up in that ass bitches
Mad at 'cha boyfriend, aint 'cha?
You'se a bad girl, gotta spank ya
Gotta thank ya for that head clinic
Explicit, hella photogenic
And tell your friends where the dick's at
Where they can get hit and won't get back to they soulmate
Before you kiss 'em use Colgate
"She Swallowed It!" Yeah the bitch took the whole eight
and ran with it, then let Mel-Man hit it
and Hit the Man hit it; damn bitches
Man, this is what I'm talkin about
Chicken-head, chicken-fed, with a dick in your mouth
Out and about with your nigga like it never took place
(Airtouched) Next time you need a taste

Chorus:

I just wanna fuuuuuck you
No touchin and rubbin gul, you got a husband who
loves.. you..
Don't need you all in mine
I just wanna fuuuuuck you
We can't be kissin and huggin gul, you got a husband who
loves.. you..
You need to give him your quality time

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

uh, ever thought of asking her out?

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

going out with workmates: D

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

going out with workmates: n/a

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

I thought he was going out with sarah?

jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

i mean, she asks him out as a friend, she doesnt ask him out romantically, but i dont even get that
its fucking shit, life is, i tell you
there was a short period i thought she might actually like me but i think that was maybe delusional or just short lived
i think she def did like the co worker in question though but he was too stupid to realise it
fool
this girl actually gets me sexually frustrated when in the workplace
i must have problems
i hope its not obvious cos obviously that is NOT cool
oh dear

ahaha, Friday, 25 November 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Me? What I meant was that I've never ever dated a workmate so I wouldn't know.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 November 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

original poster: dude, sort your life out. stop sitting around and being a mopey pussy.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

*ROUND OF APPLAUSE*

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Friday, 25 November 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

yo dog latin, how about i be a 6feet pussy who swallows you up and regurgitates you as vaginal secretions?

aahhhahaha, Friday, 25 November 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Sounds fun, go for it Dog Latin!

kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 25 November 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)


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