C/D: VOWS TO STAY PERPETUALLY DRUNK

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I haven't seen any reason to stay sober these days.

― BOHICA KAMAREK (BOHICA), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

i can't wait til my riesling is chilled.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

which is more classic: vowing to stay perpetually drunk or vowing to never drink again?

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

i think the dudness of vowing to never drink again and the knowledge that you'll never follow through on this makes it totally classic.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

I sometimes think George Best had the right idea

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 26 November 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

Dying?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 November 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only one who watched Leaving Las Vegas and got inspired?

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 26 November 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

I think constant drunkenness is very underrated. If I didn't have a wife or a job I'd be there like a shot. I often envy the bloke who sits at the end of my street drinking super strength Kestrel every day. He's got it sorted, he's not homeless, he lives in a council block down the road, and he sits there every day getting wankered on Strongbow Super all day till about tea-time when I suppose it gets too cold then he goes home.

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

The Colonel is very OTM there. It's only my responsibilities to the people I love that stops me moving into the pub full time. Not like Leaving Las Vegas though. I'd prefer a bit of quiet dignity.

― THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Saturday, 26 November 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

I think my liver and gall bladder is starting to vigorously protest my lifestyle in this regard :/

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 November 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

Also, having a bit of a beer belly as a 34 y-o woman is a bit ick.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 November 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

It sucks as a 36 y-o man, but what am I gonna do, stop? I think not.

― THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Saturday, 26 November 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

34 yo women with beer bellied are the sexiest fucking thing evar

p.s. i am drunk

but even if i was sober i would attest to the above statement

― bastardo, Friday, 9 December 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

assent...attest...i dunno man my grammatical faculties are not functioning at their best. but you get the...point

lol hay i am drunk...how fucking hardcore is that? i consume legal drugs! i am cool! bow befo...fuckit

― bastardo, Friday, 9 December 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

gareth?

― Mayor of Dutchtown (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 December 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

hmmmm, the obligatory sourpuss used "bastardo" in an e-mail to me the other day.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 December 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but he listens to salsa, so it's almost required.

― Mayor of Dutchtown (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 December 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

good point.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 December 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

bastard

― Mayor of Dutchtown (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 December 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

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