What you're giving for Christmas this year

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This is the thread where you tell everyone what you're getting other (non-ILX, obv) people for Christmas, in the hope of giving me some inspiration as to what I should get for my mother.

My dad, on the other hand, is getting one of these gadgets.

My very flirty colleague K - who I've never met, but who tells me on the phone how much she loves being spanked - is getting this.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 27 November 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

OK that keyring is the cutest thing I ever saw.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 27 November 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

I have just been told my secret santa victim. I don't even know the guy and I have to spend £5. So I'll be keeping an eye on this thread.

I'm doing my shopping in NYC this year!

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Wow, I really hope someone I'VE never met gives me a bondage-themed keyring for Christmas! ;)

I can't say what I'm getting M since he lurks. Mum's getting the Donovan autobiography [this probably doesn't help with your mum does it?]. Step-dad's getting some A.A. Milne/Christopher Matthew stuff. No clue about anyone else yet but likely to be books all the way.

Oh god, I hope we're not doing secret santa here.

Archel (Archel), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

I kno wmy Secret Santa victim, and I know what he's getting. At Oxfam you can get these little gift cards - "You have bought a Goat" or somethign similar. You can buy 6 chickens in an African village for £8, so I'll get him one of those. I'm sure he'll be thrilled.

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Mum: White gold earrings, floor lamp, pricey L'Occitane candle

Auntie: Fancy handbag, smellies

His mum: Earrings, perfume, wooden cat

His Dad: Celtic DVD, fleece

His sis: Chocolate fondue set and Something Else (struggling with the something else

Him: No idea.

We wrote out big long lists for each other and agreed to pick four or five items so it's sort of a surprise, but we ended up going shopping on saturday and getting mightily drunk and buying all the things we wanted. Ooops. Now we're skint and back to square one.

Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

irish people spend stupid amounts of money on Christmas, and in our family it all got a bit out of control a few years back during the economic boom, when my eldest brother bought my youngest brother a unicycle. This year I'm stopping the madness.
Eldest brother: A 'hail to the chef' apron from an online store.
Youngest brother: A balloon animal making kit and money to buy smokes.
Bloke: Not a clue
Bloke's Mam: tickets to a lunchtime concert at the Concert Hall, and me to bring her there and bring her home and take her out to lunch and bring her round the shops so she can spend the vouchers she's bound to get.
Bloke's Dad: One of those controller things that you put on your Sky box that lets you control it from upstairs so you can watch it in bed.
Haven't figured out anyone else yet.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

up.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

i really have no idea what to get anybody, it sucks.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

Where do you get balloon animal kits from, monkey? I like that idea...

Archel (Archel), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

everyone gets framed pictures of the baby. I think I'm getting mr teeny's stepdad a subscription to consumer reports and maybe a gift card to home depot, and his mom gets a strand of pearls. I don't know what his dad gets yet. My side of the family is sensible and we don't get each other anything. ;)

teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

> My side of the family is sensible and we don't get each other anything. ;)

we are the same. unless someone wants something specific and can pick it out of a catalog / give us a url then they don't get anything. instead we buy ourselves stuff or stuff that everybody can share (dvd player for instance)(actually, last year we bought the picture above the mantelpiece for mother, a huge print of a stream surrounded by bluebells).

koogs (koogs), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

My mum is enforcing some kind of new 'one present each only' rule this year. As well as emailing her friends to tell them they won't be getting presents from her any more.

Maybe I'll get her a copy of A Christmas Carol.

Archel (Archel), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

wife: diamond earrings, clothes
dog: greenies
cats: cat nip
parents: wine
sister: baby clothes

bingo (Chris V), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

I have no idea what I'm giving anyone. Should probably figure it out before it's time to leave for the airport, eh? Fuck.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

My mom is getting a Virgin pay as you go phone, Spencer wants an XBox (ha ha ha) but will probably get a PSP, and I have no earthly idea what I'm getting anyone else.

luna (luna.c), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

wife: diamond earrings

Solitaire earrings? What setting? What's the weight of the diamonds? I don't care about the quality so much. I think once you're getting SI quality, that's more than enough. Colour? I think F's great, but depending on the weight, H can be fine too. So long as they are colourless. Uh, yes, I run a jewellery shop.

I'm not sure what I'm getting my husband, his and my parents yet. :-((( Especially my parents is difficult: They have everything. Except a grandchild, which I will give sometime December/January. heh

Spencer wants an XBox (ha ha ha)

Very tempted to give my husband one but he doesn't want it (yet). :-(

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.everlab.com/1hourcircle.html

for my sis and my bff. they also get stockings full of candy and neat things from me, too.

my dad is getting a new pipe.
my stepmother is getting a new tea set.
my mom ordered me to get her a gift certif to ye olde home depot.

everyone else gets a homemade xmas card. my sister is really good at linocuts (is that right?). i'm good at glitter application. and envelope licking.

ai lien (kold_krush), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

yes solitaires...i think bezel setting to match her rings, platinum and total weight about 1/2 carat because i can't afford much more.

bingo (Chris V), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Where do you get balloon animal kits from, monkey? I like that idea...

I'm thinking eBay. Last year, though, I bought him a bowler hat because he had moved to London and said he wanted one he could wear around the city. Sadly it turned out to be too small (shame, as it was a lovely bowler) and I haven't relisted it yet. So in effect he got nothing for Christmas last year. Must do better this year.
Edward is the really hard one to buy for. He has more money than anyone else I've ever met (year before last it was 30gb iPods for everyone from him for Chrimbo) so you have to come up with original stuff. Stevie bought him a robot arm one year which he had to build himself. That was cool. Last year Paul bought him a ventriloquist's dummy on eBay. I refused to go into the room if it was in there on its own.
Mr. Monkey is under instructions that I want three presents, each one to cost no more than €30. I think that's fair.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Everyone is pretty much getting handmade stuff this year, although I ordered my stepfather a Maude Maggart CD.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Buy everyone you know these. A bargain at twice the price!

ianinportland (ianinportland), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

My wife has given me a very specific gift request: mittens that flip back, and underneath they're fingerless gloves.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 November 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Matt just got some of those last weekend, from an army surplus shop. As he pointed out, it's so you can still pull the trigger. Maybe Xmas is getting to him more than I thought.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

Wow, I really hope someone I'VE never met gives me a bondage-themed keyring for Christmas! ;)

So you wouldn't mind one from me then ;-)

(she did *ask* for something from Ann Summers)

Mum's getting the Donovan autobiography [this probably doesn't help with your mum does it?]

Actually, I don't know - she does have several Donovan LPs.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

I like those mittens very much! Ideal for clipping and unclipping dog leads.

I have also asked Santa for new beds for the dogs, preferably very sturdy ones that they won't pull to bits. Sigh. We can't have nice things.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Mum, Marks & Spencer vouchers, as usual.
Dad, tools.
Sister, don’t know yet.
Brother-in-law, waterproofs for fishing.
Nephew, herbie: fully loaded DVD
Niece, bratz dolls.

7 others get presents at a value of £10 each.

They all will be giving me HMV vouchers like they do every year.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:18 (twenty years ago)

So since I have met you FP, does that mean I qualify for the full-size bondage teddy bear??

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't give something from Ann Summers to a married woman!!!

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

Nanna 1: Shortbread and something else
Nanna 2: A book about the history of the Graham clan, if I can find one
Grandad: Soor plooms (I have a strong hunch he'll love them) and something else
Sister: No idea, probably something a bit posh because her salary has halved in the last month, although it's her idiot fault for jacking in her job without having something else to move on to, but I'm feeling charitable
Mum: No idea
Dad: No idea
Cousin's two small children: No idea, but they will be the most fun to shop for
Boyf: Not telling
Secret Santa: Wooden photo frame, Hung Up CD single, silver stud earrings (we have to write what we want on a list so no hilarious present fun and the whole exercise is painful and joyless, as described on another thread)

I quite like having so many No Ideas because I'd rather drift round the shops and suddenly spot something and have a eureka moment. It gets a bit nailbiting if you leave it too late, but we've all been given an extra day off work for Christmas shopping this year (I am still reeling at the generosity of this and our bonus, both of which are against university policy but have been snuck through somehow) so I'm taking mine on Thursday and if I can get into town around the time the shops open I should be able to get a lot of it done in one day, touch wood.

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

I just bought Emma a load of art books, and am planning on the Chocolate Factory DVD, Christmas by Low, and some pink plastic trinkets.

Eldest brother = Sonic Screwdriver.

Youngest brother = Optical mouse.

Dad = ?

Mum = ?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)


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