My wife won't let me jerk off more than 3 times per week

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She said any more than that, and the sex just isn't as good. :(

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

everyone who posts below me clicked on this knowing it was an adolph thread

― nervous (cochere), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

ha, your shit is tired adolph

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

that's what his wife said

― athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

Your frigid wife, your bjs after dancing wife, or some other wife?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

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― nervous (cochere), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

everyone who posts below me clicked on this knowing it was an adolph thread

http://www.flexyourrights.org/images/busted-frontbig.jpg

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

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― nervous (cochere), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

what sex?

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

in Russia, wife jerks off you!

― what a cumtry! (eman), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

what drives a man to fantasize that he's leroy lockhorn?

― gear (gear), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

I only have one wife.

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 28 November 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

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― nervous (cochere), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

Paul if you're any kind of a man you'll stand up for your rights and jerk off once an hour, every hour, until your penis falls off

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

hay dood where do u cut n past ur threads from?

― queschun, Monday, 28 November 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

Well, Dolfster, at least you're not stuck in American Beauty. Five minutes away from blowing your brains out and having to wank the bishop because your frigi... Hey actually, I think you are stuck in a movie adaption of your nightmare. Weren't you dreaming of bonking your daughter's friend?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 28 November 2005 08:24 (twenty years ago)

I wish she would only let you post 3 times per week.

― estela (estela), Monday, 28 November 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha estela otm

― nervous (cochere), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

"My wife won't let me jerk off more than 3 times per week"

That's what the office toilets are for, surely?

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

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