Buying A Full-Sized Pickup Truck Has Changed My Perspective On Life.

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Now, I am more confident, agressive, and dominant.

If you don't believe me, go out and test drive a full-sized American pickup truck. You'll understand what I mean.

385 horsepower, 12mpg.

Damn, it's good to be king!

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

i'm gonna buy me a ford truck and cruise it up and down the road

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Can you say HEMI?

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

fuck that, dude. buy a diesel. fill it with e85 or biodiesel or sometihng.

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

Biodiesel is for hippies, sorry.

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

how dare you mock willie nelson!

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

seriously, dude owns his own fuel company:

http://www.wnbiodiesel.com/

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

dr g has one

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

yeah whatever, jaymc

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Monday, 28 November 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

i swear

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 28 November 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

HYAH! Canyoneerroooo!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 28 November 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

Whiskey for my friends, beer for moving their shit.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:27 (twenty years ago)

Canyoneerroooo!

HAHAHAHAHA!

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Monday, 28 November 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)

yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw jethro!!!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 28 November 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

12mpg -> Liar, MPG4 I assume.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 28 November 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

This thread title is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

― nabiscothingy, Monday, 28 November 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

Maybe I shouldn't have been watching Fox earlier.

― nabiscothingy, Monday, 28 November 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

Gas Guzzlers are just one of the reasons we need to be in the Middle East stealing oil and kicking ass!

― kill or be killed, Monday, 28 November 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

that bad boy's fully boxed!

― some country singer whose name i forgot (yournullfame), Monday, 28 November 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

I knew this would be by that Adolph guy.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 28 November 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

Jellus much?
(812k)

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Would it be grievously misguided of me to buy a pickup, rather than the Civics, Corollas, Saturns, Ford Focuses I've been test driving? Will this gas crisis thing just blow over?

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:12 (seventeen years ago)

Deep down inside I wanna be this guy:

https://www.transactionserver1.com/_images/UncleJesse.jpg

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:13 (seventeen years ago)

You can pay for the extra gas with all the carpentry and landscaping side jobs you'll be able to pick up. Think of the earth. You don't ever see anybody planting trees out of the back of a Civic.

― Kerm, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

^^^awesome answer

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:46 (seventeen years ago)

Also, this guy:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/Fall%2520Guy.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/fall%2520guy.htm&h=403&w=296&sz=26&hl=en&start=23&um=1&tbnid=9iyYHnIS5OT5xM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=91&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522fall%2Bguy%2522%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4ADBF_enUS240US241%26sa%3DN

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:48 (seventeen years ago)

what a thread title :)

― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/Fall%20Guy.JPG

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:48 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ POLL

― Kerm, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:51 (seventeen years ago)

j/k, impossible to choose.

― Kerm, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 11:57 (seventeen years ago)

Would it be grievously misguided of me to buy a pickup, rather than the Civics, Corollas, Saturns, Ford Focuses I've been test driving? Will this gas crisis thing just blow over?
-- kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

some Nissan dealership around here (and maybe a bunch of them nationwide?) is giving away a free Versa (tiny gas-sipping carlet) to anyone who buys a Titan (hulking full-sized pickup). maybe see if you can find that deal somewhere?

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 13:01 (seventeen years ago)

lol at Americans who think a Versa is tiny.

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 13:34 (seventeen years ago)

Dude, I'm buying a pickup truck just for that comment.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 13:39 (seventeen years ago)

so'm I and I normally drive a Prius

― J0hn D., Wednesday, 30 July 2008 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

Why on earth does that thing (Versa) only get 3 mpg highway better than my poorly-maintained, 15-year-old, 4-door Maxima loaded down with all of my worldly possessions?

― en i see kay, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

fuckin a colt seavers was like a guru to me when i was 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPT3rnzXT4A

― will, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

Modern trucks are horrid.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ mine is an '84!

― Kerm, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

I miss my F150 sometimes.

― dan m, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

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