Which neighborhood should we gentrify next?

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We're thinking somewhere with a lot of you know, "Soul" or "Flavor." Colorful music coming from windows and Ethnic eateries are great, but a Starbucks in the vicinity is a must! Some place with a real history and older buildings just dying to be taken over and modernized but with a real "Bohemian" feel... well, you know where we're going with this. There appear to be a few places in upper Manhattan that would do just fine, but Kensington also seems like it has potential. Just throwing ideas out, we'd love to hear yours!

Fuzzy Zoeller, Monday, 28 November 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

A MODEST PROPOSAL INDEED SIR

gear (gear), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:08 (twenty years ago)

Starbucks in the vicinity is an effect, not a cause, surely?

Lemmy Caution (sleep), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

Baghdad could use some gentrification.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

Lemmy OTM. Starbucks in the neighborhood is something real estate agents put in ads to prove that the neighborhood is already fully gentrified.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

Some place with a real history and older buildings just dying to be taken over and modernized but with a real "Bohemian" feel... well, you know where we're going with this.

Honestly, I don't know where you're going with this, but that doesn't make it unworthy of discussion. There are lots of places with real history and old buildings that never get gentrified, they just get run down and then torn down. Gentrification is a very complex thing, not something that can be explained by some anti-rich-people, anti-hipster philosophy.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:22 (twenty years ago)

er, what's the point of this thread?

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:23 (twenty years ago)

TS: Starbucks vs Coffee Bean

gear (gear), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

could you please tell me where ANYONE used the words "soul," "flavor," or "bohemian" in that other thread? or anything about taking over buildings and modernizing them?

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

SERIOUSLY, FUCK THE FUCK OFF. WHERE THE FUCK ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LIVE. IF WE LIVE IN THE GHETTO IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, IF WE LIVE IN A RICH NEIGHBORHOOD IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

what is it exactly you'd like us to all admit about ourselves here?

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:29 (twenty years ago)

Jody is angrier than I am, but i understand her much better than I do the person who started this thread.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

apparently trying to find an affordable neighborhood is a bad thing and we should all just crawl back into our mothers' wombs.

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

Kenan hurts inside everytime you diss hipsters.

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:35 (twenty years ago)

oh so now people trying to find affordable housing are hipsters.

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)

I didn't bring up the h word!


Also, when I was looking at aplace near Marcy Projects the landlord dude told us that "they are thinking of putting a Starbucks down the street".

HA!

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

awesome

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

Kenan hurts inside everytime jon says something incredibly stupid.

What jody is talking about, if I read her correctly, is her place in the gentrification curve, which goes from terribly poor people to poor artist-types to slightly wealthier artists types to straight-up arty white people to a neighborhood that you or no one you know can afford. No one who rednts or buys a home anywhere in this continuum is to blame for it.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

i got bored last night and i took the 1 train up to 225th st (marble hill, the part of the bronx that insists on calling itself manhattan). wouldn't you know, there's a starbucks across the street from the projects.

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

it's like how they want to tear down the Derby, which is two blocks from my place here in L.A. the real estate developers sent out flyers encouraging us to come to a community meeting, saying, "We'd love to hear your feedback about our plan!" i.e. tearing down the Derby and Louise's Trattoria and putting up 100 condo units with available retail space beneath. they tried to sell the neighborhood on it by suggesting, "Why, there might even be room for a WHOLE FOODS there!"

gear (gear), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

i mean what i said... where are we supposed to live? i don't give a shit about the hipsterness of a neighborhood, i just want to feel at home there.

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

Dude, I rent WAY outside my expected neighborhood! I just happened to find the shittiest building within a mile!

xpost They're doing really interesting things with the housing projects in Chicago -- not quite trying to move a Starbucks in, but trying to mix middle class and poor families into adjacent housing. I guess since consolidating poverty into a few square blocks has historically worked so badly, they're going for the opposite. Unsurprisingly, no one likes this arrangment, either.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

it's like how they want to tear down the Derby, which is two blocks from my place here in L.A. the real estate developers sent out flyers encouraging us to come to a community meeting, saying, "We'd love to hear your feedback about our plan!" i.e. tearing down the Derby and Louise's Trattoria and putting up 100 condo units with available retail space beneath. they tried to sell the neighborhood on it by suggesting, "Why, there might even be room for a WHOLE FOODS there!"

that's depressing. on the other hand, i enjoy picking a couple of things up at a whole foods once every six months. their frozen pizzas are tasty!

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

i don't think there'a any way the plan will fly, btw. it's looking like whatever happens the derby will stick around and there won't be retail space, just another monster condo development.

gear (gear), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)

They're doing really interesting things with the housing projects in Chicago -- not quite trying to move a Starbucks in, but trying to mix middle class and poor families into adjacent housing.

i've been reading about this. it seems to have worked in nyc -- the upper west side (for example) is full of blocks where there's a luxury high-rise across the street from a project. other scattered-site housing experiments around the city have been less successful.

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:53 (twenty years ago)

it may work yet, but it takes time. The middle class (and mostly white) families are not entirely confortable with paying full price for a house that's across the street from Cabrini, and the poor (entirely black) families are feeling this weird pressure to conform to the standards of what is suddenly not thier neighborhood anymore. It's tense.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 28 November 2005 07:57 (twenty years ago)

it's not the nimbyism that's proving problematic in nyc, it's that the scattered-site system itself is too young to be properly regulated, and the people who stand to make the most money from the program are taking advantage and fucking a lot of poor people over. and there's just no sense of security when you pluck someone from the projects and say "hey, let's put you in a middle-class neighborhood and give you NO GUARANTEE WHATSOEVER that your rent won't be raised, the program won't be phased out, or you won't be out on your ass the next week."

there are some depressing statistics in this report:
http://www.urbanjustice.org/publications/PDFs/ScatteredDreams.pdf

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

Wow, that's really interesting. Thanks.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 28 November 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

i do work with those guys. when i started, they dropped a huge stack of reports in my hands, and that was one of 'em. :-)

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)

i'm w/ jbr -- what IS the point of this thread?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 28 November 2005 09:14 (twenty years ago)

perhaps a more interesting thread might be, not what areas are going to gentrify, or are gentrifying, but those that are declining?

calderdale in the 70s (gareth), Monday, 28 November 2005 09:28 (twenty years ago)

"Gentrifying" is always started by the next person to move in after you.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 28 November 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

gypsy otm. the person who started this thread is obviously very noble.

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)

he be makin' fun of us, see. yuck yuck yuck.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

yuck indeed.

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

i know you're all talking about nyc, but this is kinda apposite

http://www.visitsouthwark.com/peckham-named-britains-top-creative-hotspot

barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

it doesn't really mention any of the creative products of this creative centre, does it?

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

apropos of... not much, this LA Times article:

Seeking a Sweeter Name for Street That Provokes Snickers
# West Hollywood has no way to address the issue, so the two-block stretch north of Santa Monica Boulevard will keep its moniker.

By James Ricci, Times Staff Writer

Heading north from Santa Monica Boulevard on Hilldale, you pass streets with the reassuringly single-entendre names of Keith and Norma. Then you come to Dicks Street.

The street is a two-block stretch of 44 small abodes, most of them handsomely updated, that peek demurely from behind high shrubs and other ornamental horticulture.

The afternoon sunlight sifting down through the street's many tall trees imparts a pleasant, domestic sleepiness to the place.

Many residents, however, are embarrassed to have the street as their address because its name is the plural of a common slang term for the defining part of the male anatomy (and for "not very nice fellow").

Accordingly, this year, a resident named Michael Fisk began collecting fellow residents' signatures on a petition asking the West Hollywood City Council to rename the street "Dickson Lane." A majority signed.

"Who doesn't want it changed?" asked Shirley Gargan, who will soon turn 70 and has rented part of a triplex on the street for nearly nine years. "When people ask me my address, I say, 'You've really asked a very unfortunate question.' I mean, even my banker laughs at me. Have you ever heard of bankers laughing?"

Pro-change sentiment is not unanimous.

Allan Shatkin, a 65-year-old attorney who lives with his Chihuahua, Pepe, across the street from Gargan, thinks the effort to rename is "absurd for many reasons."

"For one thing, it's been like this for, like, a century," said Shatkin, who bought his 1,000-square-foot house 6 1/2 years ago.

"This street is famous. It's even been mentioned in a very famous novel, 'Anarchy,' by James Robert Baker, a very famous gay writer."

Shatkin pointed out that if the street were renamed, owners would have to change information on their property titles, their return-address labels and all sorts of other documents.

Proponents, he said, argued that the name damages property values, "but I bought my house for $370,000 and now it's worth, like, $900,000."

What's more, he said, changing the street's name to Dickson Lane would only add to regional confusion.

The city of Los Angeles, which surrounds West Hollywood, already has a Dickson Avenue, a Dickson Court, a West Dickson Court, a Dickson Street — and a Dickson Lane.

As for West Hollywood's official procedure for renaming streets, "we don't have one," City Clerk Tom West said.

At the last City Council meeting, he said, members took up a proposal to establish such a procedure but after "discussion about the various issues that are impacted — home ownership, taxes, Social Security checks, maps, transportation, public works, telephone directories" — tabled the matter indefinitely.

Thus, Dicks Street will remain Dicks Street … at least for now.

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

xxpost

no. i find it a bit odd. is it creative simply cos students have moved into a area where the majority of inhabitants have much lower socio-economic background?

the (ridiculously over-vaunted) library's kinda nice but i've always wondered whether that money couldn't have gone into building some better council housing. the farmer's market which takes place under it on sunday's is attended almost solely by edgy tourists from east dulwich.

barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Monday, 28 November 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

Alan Shatkin is a glutton for punishment.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 28 November 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Kenan are you implying that you're a hipster?

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Parts of Bed-Stuy are now being called "Clinton Hill East," so, y'know...

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

T/S: East Williamsburg vs. Clinton Hill East

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

That whole Dickson Lane/Clinton Hill East/East Williamsburg thing just reminded me of my eternal question, does anyone (besides whoever drew the taxicab map) refer to Hell's Kitchen as anything besides Hell's Kitchen? I've never even known real estate agents to use the "nicey" name.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Why should they, Hell's Kitchen is a bitchin' name for a neighborhood. I wish my neighborhood was called Hell's Kitchen.

n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Well, I agree with that totally, I don't know why they wanted to name it anything different.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

nyc is so freaking cool: we've got hell's kitchen, the hellgate bridge, and spuyten duyvil (dutch for "spinning devil").

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Ally and I are going to lobby to have our new neighborhood renamed DuHell Circle. Then down the street we'll have McTeufel Square, and Helltro Center, and Hellery Place/ChinaHell. Everything down Pennsylvania Avenue can just be deemed Pandemonium and Annexes.

TOMBOT, Monday, 28 November 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

does anyone (besides whoever drew the taxicab map) refer to Hell's Kitchen as anything besides Hell's Kitchen?...

gabbneb calls it clinton.

i thot it was "spiting devil," the dude was spite-ing (?) the devil by swimming across.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Can we just rename DC "Hell" from now on? Or does that make it too cool? Perhaps we should just call it "Crap".

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Crappington District of Crap

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I've been calling it "Washington, Dick Cutler" in my head for a couple weeks now, but that's because my sense of humor is stupid.

TOMBOT, Monday, 28 November 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

does gabbneb seriously call it Clinton? I've probably argued about this with him, then.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

i thot it was "spiting devil," the dude was spite-ing (?) the devil by swimming across.

further googling says "spitting devil."

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

www.washington-heights.us sez:

'There has been much speculation concerning the origin of the name “Spuyten Duyvil.” Dutch in origin, Spuyten Duyvil can be translated in two ways, depending on the pronunciation. One translation is “Devil’s whirlpool,” and indeed, sections of the creek were sometimes turbulent during high tide. The second interpretation is “to spite the Devil.” This translation was popularized by Washington Irving’s story in which a Dutch trumpeter vowed to swim across the turbulent creek during the British attack on New Amsterdam “en spijt den Duyvil (in spite of the Devil).”'

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

i've always wondered what spuyten duyvil is like -- i know that it's close to riverdale, and that riverdale is very nice (and VERY un-bronxlike). but i've never actually BEEN there in the 8 years i've worked in the city.

xpost: if gabb does in fact call hell's kitchen "clinton," he isn't alone -- i know of several other folks who do that, too. but they're out-of-towners.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

i've always wondered what spuyten duyvil is like -- i know that it's close to riverdale, and that riverdale is very nice (and VERY un-bronxlike). but i've never actually BEEN there in the 8 years i've worked in the city.

it's jaw-droppingly gorgeous is what it is. see it from a boat if you can.

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

a lot of the bronx is "un-bronxlike"! if that makes sense.

athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...
OMG, i've been away from NYC for many years now, but I never would have predicted this, no f-ing way.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/30/nyregion/thecity/30sobr.html?ref=thecity

timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 30 July 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

J. C. Rice and Taisha Pearson represent the opposite faces of SoBro

gothic Buddhist meets Old Hollywood (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 30 July 2006 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

SoBros before SoHos i always sez

timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 30 July 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)


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