Fact: A vegetarian diet has never caused anyone to have a heart attack.

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No one's ever had a heart attack eating an all-poop diet either. Doesn't mean I'm going to try it out.

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Is this Custos's new totally X-Treem alter-ego?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

These posts make Custos look like Dave Q.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Mod Up +2!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

And isn't that a Bill Hicks line anyway, about the all-poop diet?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Mod Up +2!

OMG

― Dan (ROFFLES) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

― oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Wouldn't an all-butter diet be considered vegetarian?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

What kinda heart benefit does a guy get from an all-bags-of-dicks diet?

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

He can get adequate amounts of fiber if they're paper-bags-of-dicks, rather than plastic-bags-of-dicks.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Fact: eating my ass for seventy-two hours straight has never caused anyone to have two heart attacks

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Didn't that one frat kid at Berkeley die from an all-water diet? That's vegetarian.

― andy --, Monday, 28 November 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

How about an all-amphetamine diet?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 28 November 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

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