Actual street fights resulting purely from ILX confrontations

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― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

what, you were never a 14-year-old on a BBS?

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

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― Dan (SHINSHORYUKEN) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

I mean, I've gotten into a shouting match at a video game arcade before... but jesus.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

You know 14 year olds that have gotten into fist fights because of animosity on a BBS?

"/me wields +2 mace on spark33boi's kneecaps on Beach and Garfield by the Montgomery Ward appliance repair parking lot."

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

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― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

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― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Good ol' Combat. The Freecell of its generation.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Tombot to thread.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

I mean, I've seen people lose friendships on BBS's mainly due to drug deals gone sour, but never any fistfights..

then again, I could imagine a goth girl BBS totally resulting in murder, at least in Orange County.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

me & jess beat down saul williams double dragon style after he caught us runnin a train on his sister

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

also gale deslongchamps bit my pinky finger to the bone

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Well, you very well deserved it. You were being a total brat to many nice people here. Gale.

― gale force dontfuckwidit (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

dk once anally raped 50 cent

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

You know 14 year olds that have gotten into fist fights because of animosity on a BBS?

no, but my buddy Scott wanted me & another BBS friend to go with him to fight some other dumb kid due to BBS shit.

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

its me... dylan... from the magazine...

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

ughhhhhh stroooongooo why dooooi driiiive a sammmmurraaai suzuuukii

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

wm shabazz and Ma$e hit that nigga fabolous with a spiked fuckin bat.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Given some of the legitimate creepiness that has resulted from certain ILX confrontations, maybe there haven't been enough street fights.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Should I beat up kephm this weekend?

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

there was a time I wondered if I would hit jess if I ever met him in person. Now I turn to my left, see a TP3.Reloaded poster, and laugh at all those years ago.

― 'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

There was talk of me and Ken fighting once, but I think my biceps are bigger than his thighs, so I was too scared of breaking him, as well as not actually at all mad at him or anything.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

ally said she'd spit in my face if i ever came to nyc!

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Lucky. Fucking. Bitch.

― Dan (Heh) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

I'll still do it, too.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

I think I remember telling Ned I would punch Ethan if I ever met him.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to shake a certain poster until his over-stuffed head snaps off and I have to tell the police woman "He. Wouldn't. STOP. CRYING." but really I just want to convey to him that "[i]t ain't necessarily so".

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

I think time has proven that ILX is made of lovers, not fighters.

― 'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

I think hstencil threatened to beat me up if I came to NYC, or maybe if he came to Chicago, but we've both been busy I guess.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

No fights but I have witnessed a dance-off between Barima and The Lex.

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

I got hurt by flying feet in that dance-off so it may still qualify.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I have apparently beaten Mark S up in one of his dreams.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

ILX is substantially made of (frequently anonymous) cowards, not fighters, people who would look you in the eye, or call you a shit to your face.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

and you're here to change all that!

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Morbius, I've posted up several FAPs. I've not seen you at a single one, including several we've had in Brooklyn. I apologize that I couldn't make it to the recent baseball FAPs but feel free to show up at the next one and call me Hotlips or whatever the fuck "humorous" insult you've come up with recently to my face. If you want to continue this discussion sooooo badly mano o mano that you're POSTING ALL OVER THE PLACE CALL OUTS then, hey, onus on you to actually make it to any of teh noize drinks or any of the FAPs myself or other people who "bother" you have posted.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Kim regularly pounds on us toronto ilx'ors :(

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

markelby challenged me to a fight at the first chapel bar/clubFT FAP i went to. i believe he actually said "do you want to take it outside?". then he smiled and we had a nice chat. "internet hardman" indeed.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

When he says that it means he likes you.

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

i was definitely touched. seriously. i can show you on the doll.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

I feel like I missed out by not being touched by Markelby the night I was at the London FAP summer 2004. Then again, Euro 2004 had its gears going.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Ally, the only one I've expressed a willingness to hit is the Banning Boy.

But I certainly am not drinking with you.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

You hit Jon, you hit me. Not really but quite frankly your comedy routine today is completely appalling.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

the Banning Boy

This is that David Mamet period piece, right?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

― nervous (cochere), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

although i guess this parody thread is more appropriate
yo is it true hstencil got sonned by a wite kid after a nosie bored beef??????

― nervous (cochere), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

You hit Jon, you hit me.

We stealin' from Gandhi and Jesus?

Let me get this str8:

*I ask about a theater Bright Eyes played in Jersey City on ILM
*dr_j(Jon, unknown to me) posts EAT A DICK in response, twice
*I ask the Noize board who's the dr_j jerk?
*Jon asks "What'd I do?" (pathetic)
*Jon bans me from Noize

and that's kewl?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

It's bits.

It's ones and zeroes.

it's the internet.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

I actually sort of agree with Dr. Morbius on this: or at least, Jon's splooging all over the Bright Eyes thread seemed pretty uncalled for. Jon can, however, ban anyone he wants from the Noise Board, and that's sort of the point.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

It's not kewl (in fact, it's downright dickish) but it is kind of funny.

Everything you've done to extend the situation also falls squarely into the "not kewl" bucket.

― Dan (Shocker) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

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― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Who cares?? Why is this bothering you so much?

I ain't saying that what Jon did was right to sit there and post EAT A DICK but seriously who cares???

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Morb, you're not the guy who tried to strange Phil-Two at APT when I was there two summers ago, are you?

I actually sort of agree with Dr. Morbius on this: or at least, Jon's splooging all over the Bright Eyes thread seemed pretty uncalled for.

So, obviously a street fight is at least partially the right way to solve this. Yup. Sure.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

If I could ban people for using the word "kewl," I would.

So watch your back!

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

IVY SOLIDARITY

― Dan (Where Are Dave M And Ian Brown?) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

the fact that this has anything to do with a bright eyes thread makes morbius look mucho pathetic. lol.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

What is "stranging" someone?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

Who would want to strangle Phil-Two?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

SO MANY QUESTIONS!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

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― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

oops

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

HAHA, No KEEP IT! I love the look of the line-feed mangled cassette shell! :)

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

*dies laughing*

Morb, you're not the guy who tried to strange Phil-Two at APT

No. I don't violently attack people. And APT would be a club, right? I don't go to clubs. Also, I've never met Phil-Two, but he seems nice.

Trace, could you mass-produce a buncha those? I still wanna hear the Rosa Parks story.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

I also like his disclaimer at the top of the thread... "wanting to know how the sound was" my tiny white ass!

PS - I asked "What did I do?" because I didn't realize you were the person who started the Bright Eyes thread because until you started dry humping my leg, I couldn't be bothered to remember who you were.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

What is "stranging" someone?

it's like the difference between "dumping" and "dumpling".

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

i stuck a shiv 'tween strongo's ribs when he dissed this grime comp i liked

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Stranger and stranger.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

the knife blade broke off and i removed it with a pair of barbecue tongs

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

i once slashed christine "green leafy dragon" indigo's tires

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

same here! except replace "christine "green leafy dragon" indigo's" with "raggett's" and "tires" with "left achilles' tendon"

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

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― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

thermo, i'll get you for that.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

I probably punched Jim surfacenoise in the arm once or twice. But with lurve, I'm sure.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

Take it over on the crocfarmers thread where it belongs!

― k (I Still Can't Distinguish Miccio's DP Imo Last Week From The Real Thing) l (K, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, I've just been waiting for an opportunity to use the term "crocfarmer." No worries.

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

I Still Can't Distinguish Miccio's DP Imo Last Week From The Real Thing

Hahahahahaha

― Dan (Neither Can I) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

i once slashed christine "green leafy dragon" indigo's tires

So, you're the guy that pissed on my tires!

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

"wanting to know how the sound was" my tiny white ass!

You're a weird little coprophile, but tiny and white is real obvious.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

TOMBOT won our fist fight. I was pwned.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 1 December 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah all I got from that was a sore knee.
I'm still sorry.
I'm still sorry about RJG's ribs too!

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 December 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Was this playful straight-man "horsing around"?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

No, it was really gay.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

I've never felt more alive.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

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― velko, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

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