I don't like Uncle Ben's Rice

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Fuck ben. And his rice.

― Aunt Jamima, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

well i wouldnt expect a shells 'n' cheese fan to comprehend the subtle nuance of uncle ben's. you probably jerk off into zatarans boxes.

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Boboli frottagin'

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Don't blame Ben if you don't like parboiled rice.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

zatarans is some nasty shit

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

you got to slice hot sausage in it

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

yeah i've done that.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

hot sausage pretty much makes anything better

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

Uncle Ben's 90-second microwave rice is manna from the God's. It's so good, I'm sure the stuff is slowly killing me.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

For a couple of months, I subsisted on Zataran's w/ some cooked chicken tossed in. Never jizzed in the box, tho - I should try that!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

jizz in the silver packet

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

dont yall think the ramen flavor envelope looks like a condom wrapper

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

It's about as hard to fucking open, that's for sure.

(No, I'm not bitter.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

Condoms are not hard to open, what are you talking about.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

zatarans is some nasty shit

Fuck that. Zatarain's dirty rice mix with some ground beef and Crystal hot sauce is good stuff.

― adam (adam), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

Well, I guess SOME OF US are blessed with certain levels of dexterity and elan, while others are forced to struggle with confounded cellophane wrappers.

(Really, I'm not bitter - I'm just bored as all get out.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

i think dave meant hard to get into a situation where he opens them

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

i love how dude from N.O. is the first to spell "zatarains" correctly

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

i think dave meant hard to get into a situation where he opens them

(OK, now I'm bitter.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

That was funny, though.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

you can also put shrimp in it

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.artwanted.com/images/mb/150490-153186_thumb.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I am SMOOOTH!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

why is that link in italics

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

And bitter.

(ha - because I confused the "img" tag w/ the "i" tag!)

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

someone be funny & post a picture of a beer thats smooth and bitter

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Who's gonna be first to spell "Jemima" correctly?

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

You.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

Mrs. Butterworth used to be black but not no more.

― andy --, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0bd2deM9vWfOM/610x.jpg

― and what, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

She's English though, right?

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

eleven years pass...

good day to own Mrs. Butterworth's stock

― the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 16:30 (five years ago)

I use the AJ whole wheat mix

make from scratch? go scratch.

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 16:33 (five years ago)

Fuck ben. And his rice. ― Aunt Jamima

random googler racism at its most mundane

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:38 (five years ago)

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