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In lieu of actually doing any work not-godwin and I (he has the misfortune to work ten feet or so away from me) have been having a somewhat surreal conversation (which hasn't done our daily stats much good but has certainly helped our morale).

To whit:

Who's the oddest looking person you fancy? Pics please?

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

to help start...
http://joemonahansnewmexico.blogspot.com/hilary_clinton.jpg

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

That is odd.

― Super Cub (Debito), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

i know a few people who have a crush on her. and yes, it's weird.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.myphotoalbum.com/t/tr/tri/tric/trici/triciabrereton/albums/December22nd2004/Jen_and_Bill_Clinton.sized.jpg

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah. I've got one too.
http://www.takver.com/history/sydney/greer2001.jpg

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

None of you have ever heard of the CRUSH OF SHAME threads?

― Control your ponies, children! (kate), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/presenters/media/eddie_mair.jpg

xpost: haha there can never be too many opportunties for me to post a picture of Eddie Mair (though he IS odd-looking)

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://tomleejones.ifrance.com/agent%20k.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if you insist...

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2363/1091/1600/borrisdancers.jpg

― Control your ponies, children! (kate), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

CRUSH OF SHAME

that's the one, i forgot the name.

sorry kate, do you mind if we have a new one?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Do I *ever* mind excuses to post photos of Boris Johnson?

― Control your ponies, children! (kate), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

kate, that's not a crush, you love him.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

(the BJ lookylike upstairs stood next to me during our birthday party and booze meeting just now. His hair is less tragic, I think he's not brushed it all day. Phew.)

― Control your ponies, children! (kate), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

ned.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, sorry. He did tell me there was one but I just don't listen...

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh:

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://nobelprize.org/peace/laureates/1991/kyi.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

I had a crush on a boy at university who looked like a fat, blond Sideshow Bob (though he later cut all his hair off in a mercy killing). That was probably the oddest yet.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

like a fat, blond Sideshow Bob
http://www.manmademultimedia.com/magazine/news/ent/intheaters/2003/Old_School/Jack_Osborne.jpg

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.radaronline.com/fresh-intelligence/alpacino-inside.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

omg that is actually a startling resemblance! I never realised til now - I crushed on Jack Osborne's English twin! Ew.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/lost3.jpg

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.peoples.ru/art/cinema/actor/buscemi/buscemi_1.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/2004-07/13-mtv-inside.jpg

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

eww nicole. he reminds me too much of someone's grandpa you'd meet down at the VFW hall.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/identity/alfred_molina/identity.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

God I thought that was Phil Jupitus at first (is it Alfred Molina?)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

jocelyn he's my crush of shame, too

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 2 December 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

i especially liked him as a fat, drunk asshole in 'frida'

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 2 December 2005 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

I'd totally think of crossing sides for Ellen Degeneres. Just once.

― Rebekkah (burntbrat), Friday, 2 December 2005 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

I heart Sloane

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tabletennisdayton.com/graphics/biba26s.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

wow, i had a total intellectual crush on this guy, and i just found his picture...not too bad for a sociologist!

http://www.ucla.edu/about/macarthur/graphics/Brubaker.jpg

― Maria (Maria), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

similarly...one of my psych professors:

http://www.psych.uiuc.edu/people/photos/Baillargeon_54.jpg

bad picture. but mostly it was her cute accent/voice.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

jonathan brandis, dur.

― remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/69/200px-WillFerrell.jpg

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilexikon.com/images/thumb/e/e4/180px-Kitt_front.jpg

for real.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

my gay, south african music hist prof from college:

i do not know of one person at that school that did not at one point crush on him!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 2 December 2005 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

Jess's love for me is a comfort.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 December 2005 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

even hotter because she would be utterly impervious to my bullshit.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 2 December 2005 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, Stone Monkey, I met Germaine Greer last Sunday at a telly programme. She is very nice.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 2 December 2005 08:23 (nineteen years ago)

Lucky thing.

Having only ever seen her on tv I got that impression too. I don't know why I crush on her (Apart from the fact that clever women are sexy) especially when she's ten years older than my mum.

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/erthewebsite/castpage/kerry_weaver03.jpg

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://cymbidium.canalblog.com/images/iggy_pop_2_sophie_jarry1.jpg

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.gomagazine.co.uk/london/images/HarryHill.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.garybrolsma.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bobbyhill.jpg

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

I can't say. It's too embarrassing.

― Control your ponies, children! (kate), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.itchyinfo.com/lib/5/47355316.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://jovan.ru/pics/even-more-crap/Bender.jpg

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

Hah I was about to post:

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/sauter/wallpapers/200x150/2004sem34.jpg

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

When I was a kid I had a crush on Kid Icarus from the Captain N show.

http://cnn.captainn.net/img/cn_tev_bio_icarus.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

I know I'm going to hell for this...

ihttp://the-op.com/images/in_public/alia-fall-launch5_sm.jpg

Alia Shawkat, Arrested Development's Maeby.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, follow link.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

The requested URL /LOSER.GIF was not found on this server.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 December 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

ouch!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 2 December 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://smu.edu/alec/pics/ehrenreich.jpg

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Friday, 2 December 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Disney's Pocahontas was hot but I think her friend may have been hotter.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

NB: I don't really remember this all that well.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ecto-web.org/~spookcentral/rgb_peter.jpg
kids' minds... I remember liking him more early on and just found out that Dave Coulier (agh) voiced him after season one, which would help explain my loss of like. (and Arsenio Hall was Winston for the first two seasons!)
p.s. Internet Update: still fucking insane.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

what, the hummingbird?!?

― oooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

or the grandma tree

― oooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

haha, no she had a human friend. she was just in a couple scenes in the beginning, i think.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

also: Barf or Bone?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

The requested URL /LOSER.GIF was not found on this server.

I'm sorry. She's hot.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago)