COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU FUCKING COUGH PLEASE

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seriously, i don't need your germs

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

or your comments on my food, when yours stinks up the whole office

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

or your half-intelligible blather about your fantasy football team

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

maura what are your feelings about better than ezra?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

or did i mention your germs

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

AHHHH BETTER THAN THIS SUCKAAAAAAA

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

or your complaining about everyone else when you are a total fuckup

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004YLAR.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

Most parents teach their kids to cover their mouths when they cough, but what do you tell them to cover it with?
Their hands, right?

Wrong.

The American Academy of Pediatrics recommends that you teach your children 'cough etiquette' when they are sick.

Cough etiquette involves teaching 'your children to turn their heads and cough or sneeze into a disposable tissue or the inside of their elbow if a tissue is unavailable'.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh germs, I hear concerned mothers are worried about you.

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

concerned mothers, you say?

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

I only cover my mouth in close quarters. It's actually MORE hygienic to let your spray dissipate in the air instead of all over your hands, where you're more likely to spread it by touching stuff.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

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― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Laura H to thread.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

(i consider less than three feet close quarters, giboyeux.)

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 December 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

(i do too)

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

(ok :))

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

I never understood covering your mouth when you cough. It doesnt' seem like it's going to do any good unless you wash your hands immediatly afterwards. Do the germs stay on your hands or are they just richocheting off into space anyway?

― Jeff-Beetle (Jeff), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Cough etiquette involves teaching 'your children to turn their heads and cough or sneeze into a disposable tissue or the inside of their elbow if a tissue is unavailable'.

― Dan (The Truly Considerate Would Cough Into Their Armpits) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

my grandmother always kept a tissue tucked into her sleeve for emergencies such as this. it was kinda gross.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

Fantasy football is cool. I wanna be in a league someday.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

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