PURSE BEARDS

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Guess what!!

This morning I went to a big book sale, and on the way home, I found some unexpected curb trash treasure. I got a bike frame, and a box with kids books, some little mermaid type VHS's, and a big black hairy thingy. At first I thought it was a fake beard with a head strap. Then I put my hand inside, and it was a purse. So I was thinking, wouldn't it be amazing to have a dual-purpose purse-beard? Then I thought this up. I'm pretty proud of it.

THE PURSE BEARD SONG:

I love my beard it straps on nice
it also holds my money and rice
It can make you look just like you're amish
or a super model all rich & famous
Purse beards gettin up in your face
purse beards for the whole human race!

feel free to add more verses!!

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

T/S: drug wasps vs. purse beards

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

i got some curb trash today, too

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

What was it, and did you write a song about it?

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 3 December 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

I thought this thread was about people who bought purses they liked but, for various reasons, won't wear it themselves, but instead have their friend carry it around for them.

― k/l (Ken L), Sunday, 4 December 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

xpost i got a hat but it's not my style. also in the thrifto i got 2 small pictures for walls. one is a cameo of a child and one is a sitting lady. the lady has a metal tag under her that says GOYA. i bet she likes goya garbanzos and goya arroz.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 4 December 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

oh i have not written a song about that hat but i'm working on it, ok

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 4 December 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

so this thread is about people who pick up vagina-like objects off the street and write poetry about them?

― Queen Grandma gave me her snakeskin purse, Sunday, 4 December 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I'm thinking "merkin"

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Sunday, 4 December 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

feel free to add more verses!!

― gershy, Thursday, 25 October 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

you've jumped the shark, dude.

― chaki, Thursday, 25 October 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

but will i be in a poll?

― gershy, Thursday, 25 October 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

There was en episode of the Clueless tv series wherein Cher markets a new product called the Muff Purse. OH GOD. I tried to run for high school secretary by making signs that just said MUFF in big letters and my name in 6 pt font at the bottom. They all got taken down. I did not win.

― Abbott, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

You're just making stuff up now.

― nabisco, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

I tried to run for high school secretary by making signs that just said MUFF in big letters and my name in 6 pt font at the bottom.

WAHT

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

No I am not making stuff up. I was trying to be a wild dada duck in high school for abt 18 months. I can't decide if this was an unfortunate phase or not.

― Abbott, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

I seriously ran for student government solely to make obliquely perverted campaign posters.

― Abbott, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.vintageskins.com/gallery/Fgallery4-115.jpg
sheared beaver fur muff purse

― Heave Ho, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

This morning I went to a big book sale, and on the way home, I found some unexpected curb trash treasure. I got a bike frame, and a box with kids books, some little mermaid type VHS\'s, and a big black hairy thingy. At first I thought it was a fake beard with a head strap. Then I put my hand inside, and it felt like blood and maggots.

― Consomelia Chisbreth-Vermeer, Sunday, 28 October 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

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