The Great Photoshop Swindle!

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So, today half of the beauties from magazines and all celebrity photos resemble 'victims' of plastic operations signed by Photoshop.... do you have any extreme examples of 'cheating reality' with softwarem (except the pictures from last Kelis' album :) )?

― photoshopist, Sunday, 4 December 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00064AM62.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 4 December 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Every single magazine cover. As somebody who does beauty retouching with photoshop I can usually spot exactly what has been done.

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Sunday, 4 December 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

ha, so you're trying to tell me that's not what Britney really looks like??????!!!!??!!?!?!?!111!!!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 4 December 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

No, I've seen the original photo — she has an enormous horsecock that gets airbrushed out.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 4 December 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Her hair looks like a wig.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Sunday, 4 December 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Britney before Photoshopping.

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 4 December 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'd hit it.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Sunday, 4 December 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

rowr...

http://www.dc.state.fl.us/oth/timeline/images/1999/Wuornos.jpg

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 4 December 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

britney after simple photoshopping:

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/9734/britjulyedit8de.jpg

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Sunday, 4 December 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

These are fun. Some of them have whole extra breasts and/or arses created for them!

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 4 December 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

Retouching is quite the art, when done well. Scary to think how much it may be shaping/influencing peoples tastes though. I'd like to do it for a job, though I've been told it can be very detailled and tedious work.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 4 December 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

sorted out those awful lips a bit

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/1893/britjulyedit3ye.jpg

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Sunday, 4 December 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Yay photoshop fun time!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/whydididothis-.jpg

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 4 December 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

In my final one she just looks like Geri Halliwell

― Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Monday, 5 December 2005 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 5 December 2005 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

Leave her something to suck on that cig with!

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 5 December 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

JimD, that site is excellent! I like to mouse back and forth and watch asses magically expand and contract. But enough of my personal habits...

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 December 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/ihavegonetoofar.jpg

I am so sorry.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 December 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

Actually... no. No I'm not.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 December 2005 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

The ORIGINAL pic.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/plechazunga/ilx/realbrit.jpg

― Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gentleee as you move (Leee), Monday, 5 December 2005 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

OMG @ Thermo's pic. William Burroughs to thread!

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 5 December 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

OMG thermo when I said cats-ass on MSN i didnt think you'd make it look so CONVINCING ARGH MY EYES :P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 December 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

oh dear lord

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 5 December 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

BEST THREAD....EVER.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Monday, 5 December 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

For those of you, like me, frantically scrolling up and down the screen to imagine ILX Britney blowing you a lovely, big kiss:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8177/britkiss4tf.gif

― melton mowbray (adr), Monday, 5 December 2005 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

AAUUUGGGHHHH OKAY YOU WIN.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 December 2005 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you internets!

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 5 December 2005 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

My eyes! My eyes! Oh sweet lord jesus my eyes!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 5 December 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

I like how the cigarette magically morphs into doobage.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 December 2005 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

AHAHAH you crazy bastards!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 December 2005 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

Tsk.

(Well done)

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 5 December 2005 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

Oh dear, I think this even beats the anime girl who grows a five-foot dick.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/nedbeach.jpg

The gift that keeps on givin

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Monday, 5 December 2005 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

Not seen that. xpost

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 5 December 2005 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

ten months pass...

Apologies for soiling this Best Thread EVA, but can someone tell me how the hell they photoshopped this?

http://www.starcelebs.ru/aguilera/disneyland/aguilera-disney03.jpg http://ljplus.ru/img/d/a/dashing/061026_duck.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 28 October 2006 11:00 (eighteen years ago)

(that IS extremely well done, isn't it? I'm not an expert)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 28 October 2006 11:02 (eighteen years ago)

No, apparently it got infected.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 28 October 2006 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://205.158.108.67/stuff/ROFL.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 28 October 2006 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

Leee's pic is totally killing me.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 28 October 2006 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ahh, this thread :D

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 November 2006 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah oh god I'd forgot all about how I encouraged you to do that pic. Geez.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 4 November 2006 06:26 (eighteen years ago)

Impressive photoshop skillz, slight return: the animated gif.

http://de.fishki.net/picst/xtina.gif

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 5 November 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

http://kotaku.com/koreas-photoshop-trolls-make-the-internet-a-better-pla-728449290

Awesome request/response stuff here...

― Mark G, Thursday, 11 July 2013 09:26 (eleven years ago)

eleven years pass...

I think it's a pretty bad sign you can do a 3rd grade job of photoshop and trick the President. I know nothing matters but if this was Biden every headline for 2 weeks would be about him being senile https://t.co/yXFe4CNYL7
— Brandon Bradford (@BrandonLBradfor) April 30, 2025

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 1 May 2025 07:38 (six days ago)

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