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Some guys look for a girl that loves Beefheart. Some girls want a guy that can do the busstop. What are some of the strange things you look for in a partner?

― helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want a guy that knows the Nu Anzwerrz.

― helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How do you do the bus stop?

― N., Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You bump the side your behind against the other. I *wuv* it. Well if it ain't the busstop I don't care, I love doing that on the dance floor anyway. :-)

― helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nu answers in english please helenF

― mark s, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm looking for a girl who paints her room entirely jet black and reads Beckett buck naked.

― Gage-o, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I want the girl with the crooked nose" is a line from some song or another...

― jel, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't want a girl.

― alix, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want a girl who does acid as well as knitting.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But surely acid will just dissolve the wool?

― jel, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want a girl who'll make the girl I really want jealous enough to stop randomly using me for sex.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's it, Ronan; get her on a schedule.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i sometimes prefer those who can defend any position, elaborately. i refer to those who do everything for entertainment. it's only those people who provide one with a sense of triumph (when you make them serious).

― charles, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I said that about the acid and the knitting just because I know a girl who actually does those two things an awful lot, among other things.

Really I just want a girl who will put up with and occasionally enjoy my perverse enthusiasms.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If I keep putting it like that I'm probably bound for disappointment. Okay last time: I'm looking for a girl who wants ME to put up with HER capricious whims. Yes, that sounds much righter.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I tend to find that girls find enthusiasm (and/or passion) for anything rather appealing in and of itself. Unless it's for something particularly unsavoury.

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

* evil leer *

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a girl. Should I get a spare one? Bumping bums is good, damce floor or not.

― Ally C, Wednesday, 9 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, get a spare one. You can never have too many girls.

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 9 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a) pulse
b) uterus
c) is into me

(Hey Mister Electric Sound Of, my relationship with ~~Daria~~ Susan, the only person I know who comes close to qualifying for c), is based entirely on lack of enthusiasm/passion for anything - we met at a £40-for-your-soul-and-your-evening-cos-you-have-no-life-and-are-too-pathetic-to-say-no marketing focus group, for fuXake).

― Graham, Wednesday, 9 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's gotta be just as good, certainly.

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 9 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't look for strange things in a partner. Strange partners are definately dud.

― Trevor, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Graham that turned out to be a dead profitable evening in the end then. I'd do anything for 40 pounds right now.

― Ronan, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want a girl who's either rich or losing a screw.

― N., Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I want a brand new mama', I think I'll advertise, I want a brand new mama I think I'll advertise, I want a woman who can cook and one who won't tell me dirty lies"

Yodelling interlude.

"I had a good woman as kind as she could be, I had a good mama, she was kind as she could be, her daddy was a brakeman, out on the old er IC possibly"

Yodelling interlude.

"When I get a woman, I want her all to myself, when I get my mama, I want her all to myself, there'll be no outside lovin', she's got to keep it on the shelf".

Yodelling interlude.

"I'm lookin' for a woman who's got lots of pep, I'm lookin for a mama, one who's got lots of pep, don't love nobody but me and won't forget to watch her step".

More yodelling.

"I don't want no skinny mama, I want one with plenty fat, I don't want no skinny woman, I want one with plenty of meat, I want a gal who'll rock all day, she won't even stop to eat".

See, some things never change, even after 71 years. Except I don't care about her being able to cook. Thank you Jimmie Rodgers.

― Ronan, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If this doesn't prove the country-hiphop long lost cousins theory then nothing will.

― Ronan, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I want a girl who's either rich or losing a screw."

I think you're on the right thread for both, Nick.

― Trevor, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

why, is this the B&S quoting thread?

― chris, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well Chris, it all depends on whether B&S stands for Belle and Sebastian, or Belgian and Strange...

― Trevor, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the former I'd say.

― chris, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are Belgians all rich?

― N., Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I still want to know about doing the bus stop.

― Ronan, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lazy Jane, all the time Painting lines You are sleeping at bus stops Wondering how you got your name And what you're going to do about it

― Trevor, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've never heard Belle and Sebastien. I don't know how, but I've never heard them. Ever.

― Ronan, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are a lucky, lucky, lucky man. Have you seen the film O Lucky Man. You are that man Ronan, you are that man.

― Pete, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You're the Legal Man, you've got to prove that you're no liar I'll render services that you may reasonably require

― Trevor, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I suppose god felt guilty about all the U2 I've had to endure.

― Ronan, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are a lucky, lucky, lucky man.

Says the man who sent off for a copy of the original Tigermilk.

― N., Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ronan, if Pete is right then a middle aged woman will try to breastfeed you. Does this appeal? Or is that old hat in yr family?

― N., Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My mums not middleaged.

― Ronan, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'll send a dress to you, cos it's needing badly taking in. I was so embarassed that I missed your party.

(This is fun)

― Graham, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The sun is creeping in the sky
No patent remedies for heartache
Just empty words and humble pie

― jel, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

I want a girl that will crap on my chest.

― kyle yobart, Saturday, 1 May 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I want a girl who isn't a cold hearted cunt. Please.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 1 May 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i want a girl.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 May 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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