alan alda was trying to kill me

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in a dream i had last night

first he tried to get me on some jonestown kool-aid thing in a yoga class (i ran to a mexican pizza parlour for help... women there were eating these pizzas called "las hermanas" which was regular crust covered in billions of olives... different slices had different coloured olives)

then he was in my family's (IRL non-existent) condo, playing on the computer while i hid in the bathroom & called 911. eventually i fell asleep and then i woke up.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

this seems about right.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

it was scary!

the first time i called 911 there was this useless doctor on the other end of the line who didn't know how to contact the police

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

what did you eat before you went to bed??

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

was it ... olives?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

MASHed potatoes *Rimshot*

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/06/SAG3_gallery__550x456.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

He does seem to have a touch of evil about him.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

shudder!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

i ate really good chinese food. the condo part of the dream comes from the fact that i ate it at my friends' parents condo.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

chinese food + time = comedy

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Is this thread title also the title of an upcoming Morrissey B-side?

If it bends it's funny, morbs.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha morbius wins!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

don't remember this dream at all

― il miglior Fabio (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

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