Oww It Stings!!!

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Paper cuts

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

Insects

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

Peeing with cystitis

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

when you wipe your ass with sandpaper toiletpaper and then take a shower and the water gets in your newly chaffed ass crack.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

Eating vinegary chips with cut lips

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

Grit in the eye

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

tantric sex

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

ow it's sting

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

Rubbing your eye after you've been chopping chillis.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

Your partner not washing his hands after chopping chillies....

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

According to Giles Coren, who just won the 2005 Bad Sex In Fiction award, spunk in your eye:

"And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he'd ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro."

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

Here's spunk in yer eye!

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

stingines sometimes does too, owwoww

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

Nettle salad.

― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Wow, what makes someone come like that??

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

What a wuss, spunk doesn't sting your eyes.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

archel i think you haven't been doing it right

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

Sliding down a dam naked and landing in a bag of salt & vinegar crisps.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

anal nettlefish infestation

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

over doing the under arm deodorant

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

sarcasm...FROM YER MUM

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

inadequate gloves for shoveling

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

got the wrong shoes on

― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

delicate undergarment situation

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

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