Pandas versus Gene Shalit: Who Wins?

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And why?

― Joe, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I appreciate obscurity.

Pandas were born that way, Gene Shalit intentionally made himself look like that. Therefore Gene Shalit wins because he put work into it.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The panda wins becasue although cute THEY ARE BADASSES! I have sen them rip sharks apart. Or something. The are like China: Cute for afar but up close you see the fangs.

― Mike Hanley, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Gene Shalit. Who he?

― Billy Dods, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Is it my imagination or are the posts on this board just getting more and more and more obscure? Come on, it's 9am! Give me some back story here!

― masonic boom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

How are pandas badasses? They do nothing but eat, they refuse to eat anything apart from bamboo and they never seem to be able to get it on with each other. That's not very badass in my book. And they most definitely do not rip sharks to bits.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I want to know who Gene Shalit is or I shall THROW A THABLE THOM STYLE TEMPER TANTRUM!!!

― masonic boom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Never mind. I googled and found out that he is actually an interstellar space formation involving the birth of stars.

So clearly, Gene Shalit. I mean... we're talking about NEBULAE here! What can a panda possibly hope to score against something 6 trillion light years across?

― masonic boom, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Nebulae with a funky ol' noodle catching moustachio, that is.

― Kim, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

He is that silly i like all shit produced by Hollywood GMA critic right ? anyway Pandas would win .

― anthony, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

No, he's the silly little "I like all shit" movie critic from _The Today Show_. An ace at concocting crappy alliterations. I believe the GMA critic's name is Charles Gibson - he happens to be a co-host of the show as well. That's not a conflict of interest, though. (Or is it Joel Siegel? He's not a co-host.)

Despite Gene Shalit being a human Ch-ch-ch-chia Pet, I give the edge to the pandas. After playing _Tekken III_, and seeing their dance moves and flatulence, Shalit and his Living Moustache don't have a chance.

Question: Shalit's moustache VS Tom's beard - who wins?

― David Raposa, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Pandas can kick your ass!They have huge teeth! And paws of power! Kate, he is a movie reviewer with a supernatural mustache

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Shalit's moustache - a cross between a waxy handlebar 'stache (found on most Dastardly Dans with a fetish for damsels & railroad tracks) & Robin Williams' back hair.

― David Raposa, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

If a panda threatened to kick my arse, I'd spray pesticide on his bamboo. That'd stop him.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

This assumes that the panda eats the bamboo before kicking your ass...

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

OK, make it fast acting herbicide. Panda has to eat ludicrous amounts of bamboo in a day and so will be distracted by sudden threat to life via bamboo death and go off and try and save some of it.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

So who here watched that damn Pandamonium mid-eighties Saturday morning cartoon, then? ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

It's big news when panda's breed in this country (USA). It's never news when Gene Shalit breeds which is strange because I heard he carries his offspring around in his moustache. Apparently his children live off of the crumbs that accumulate above is upper lip. The circumcisions are performed by his barber etc, etc.

― Steven James, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

DIdn't they try to mate Gene Shallot with a panda but the panda rejected him? It was a sad day for everyone in zoology

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yep. Lately zoology has been in a bit of a funk. Hopefully things'll pick up.

― Steven James, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Oh, no! I think I know where of you speak, Ned, re: that cartoon. (Though I might be getting confused with _Monchichis_.) Some sort of amulet, pandas with strange star shapes around their eyes like Ace Frehely...is that what you're talking about?

― David Raposa, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Something like that. I forgot about the possible Kiss connection, though.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Kiss wear the colors of the panda, black and white. Hmmmm. MAybe they love Gene SHallot

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

seven months pass...

Damn you! You have insulted my master! My powerful Drunken Panda technique will finish you...Heee-YAAAAAH!!

― Joe, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two years pass...

gene shalit must win. i mean pandas? come on.

http://www.letpandasdie.com

― L.P.D! Webmaster (letpandasdie.com), Saturday, 9 October 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago) link

eight months pass...

revive!

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 00:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Why aren't there any Panda Pictures on here?

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 00:46 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2487/43/43/584230638/n584230638_2668526_900919.jpg

― f f murray abraham (G00blar), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link

dreadful creatures

― See you dudes on the G train (rent), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:23 (fifteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

Gene Shalit be written. Gene Shalit be done.

― peace, man, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link

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