University Challenge (also featuring Only Connect and other BBC quiz shows)

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Has anyone on ILE been a contestant on this quiz programme? And do you like Paxman's interpretation of what a questionmaster should be like "Come on! You must know!" etc?

MarkH, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

RIckyT was on it! "GIRTON, TUNNICLIFFE!" said the voiceover and we fell off our chairs with excitement. i was nearly on it in that i got on to our college team but then went to India instead CHIZ! me and RickyT = unbeatable combination as you will find out on Wednesday, those of you who are going to SOAS pub quiz!!

katie, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Last night I watched my alma mater, Bristol University, get beaten by Downing College Cambridge...boo!

MarkH, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it's just a pale imitation of Mark and Lard's pop upstairs/downstairs. plus it wasn't on when i was at college. grrr.

Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it a rule that each programme must have at LEAST one of the Oxbridge colleges on it? GOSH now that makes it TWO people I know who haf been on it! This was a fact about RickyT I did not know but I am surely amused by it! By no chance did he get to use the word 'frottage' by any chance?

Sarah, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck off you and your 'any chances'!

Twatbag, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow, RickyT! Is there video evidence?? Unfortunately, my time at uni was in the hiatus between the show's ITV & BBC incarnations. I would've wuvved to be on it. I suppose doing a Masters or doctorate specially is a bit drastic!

MarkH, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I also knocked about in the hiatus - but used its impending return to play a very, very funny practical joke on a good friend of mine (and was mortified when she actually picked me for her fictitious team). But the crux of the joke was that they were trying out new presenters which included Paxo, Mark Radcliffe(!) and Les Dennis (Kitsch value).

Pete, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the thought of Les Dennis on UC is almost as funny as the thought of Paxo on Family Fortunes.

MarkH, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Toxteth O'Grady, USA.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i was on it about three years ago; we made it to the quarter finals and then got stuffed by durham. paxman drank a suprising amount between takes, as i recall.

i had a ridiculous haircut (black/white striped) at the time, which loads of people seem to remember when i mention it ("ohmygodyouwerethatfreakonuniveristychallengewiththeweirdhair!!" etc).

toby, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Since I'm an American, my only thoughts about UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE is the episode of the YOUNG ONES where they go on. Which, I think, it's too bad of an introduction.

Gage-o, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Is it true Bambi? Did you do a Disney nasty?"

DG, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*is very embarassed*

RickyT, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think TVU and Norf London always got knocked out in the prelims (think, I know!)...I can only answer questions on sport, music, art and geography on University Challenge! I thought Ricky T looked familiar when I saw him at the ILe awards!!

jel, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I very much doubt it's UC you remember me from, Jel. I had a lot more hair, a lot less lard and a pair of specs back then.

RickyT, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The damning evidence. Are you still in contact with your teammates?

Jeff W, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I've got a Porsche!!"

mark s, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

DOES THE PEOPLES COURT COUNT?

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
I fell in love last night. It was with the woman from the Foreign Office on University Challenge.

She had an Italian name, but I have forgotten it, so no stalking for me.

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

she didn't do it for me.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Well that's fine.

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Good victory for OUP.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Boring bunch of bastards. Foreign Office 4ever.

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i was on it about three years ago; we made it to the quarter finals and then got stuffed by durham. paxman drank a suprising amount between takes, as i recall.
i had a ridiculous haircut (black/white striped) at the time, which loads of people seem to remember when i mention it ("ohmygodyouwerethatfreakonuniveristychallengewiththeweirdhair!!" etc).

-- toby (toby_ge...), January 8th, 2002.

My mate David was on it the year Durham won it - he was UCL, who were you with toby?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That woman was called Francesca something. Altobelli?

As part of the Lancaster team we made it to the final round of auditions two years ago. They actually interview you as if you're going onto an actual game show ("What books have you been reading recently?"), which I found vaguely disconcerting, but answers to the questions on the test we sat included "Tony Hawkes" and "Sixpence None The Richer". So that's alright then.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

This is where someone should say "Liz :x to thread"

Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Most of us Yanks only know University Challenge from the Undertones' "My Perfect Cousin."

OK, that may be just me.

mike a, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Last night, questions on

1. Stream of Consciousness

2. Greil Marcus's Mystery Train

3. something else interesting - what was it?

the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Also, did anyone see the deaf fellow on Mastermind?

I thought he did well.

the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:13 (twenty years ago)

Jarlr'mai to thread

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:38 (twenty years ago)

>3. something else interesting - what was it?

1970s video games? paxman was aghast that people knew all these, i thought they were piss-easy. (pong, tetris, asteroids, snake)

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:13 (twenty years ago)

No, I wasn't thinking of them, but thanks for the reminder.

Perhaps we should not be surprised that you thought they were easy?

the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:15 (twenty years ago)

The deaf guy did great given that he had 2 minutes of questions the same as everyone else and John Humphrys had to speak each question slowly and fully for the guy to lipread it, i imagine some lipreading is about context so predicting and interupting questions may have been a little difficult given his subject (Wild cats of the world) also he asked John to repeat 2 long questions again, it may have been worth his while to pass on questions he couldnt read 1st time.

I'd like to see how many questions he was actually asked as compared to the others.

Uni Chal Mastermind and Buzzocks makes Monday night the best BBC2 line up all week.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:23 (twenty years ago)

I liked the longshore drift questions amd the computer languages one, I should have got that Dirac antimatter one as well, kicks self.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:25 (twenty years ago)

I missed University Challenge in order to see my mate Ernie on Changing Rooms. His best moment was "Fair play to them, it doesn't look like a cupboard any more. But I now have a shed in my bedroom."

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:36 (twenty years ago)

ONG that shed looked dreadful (in the 10 seconds of the show i saw)...

"what's 'amped' mean then?"

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:39 (twenty years ago)

It was sweet, the way he did wild cats of the world. Nice.

the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:39 (twenty years ago)

I liked the longshore drift questions amd the computer languages one.

I found it strange that they didn't know what COBOL or SQL were yet got the (IMO) more obscure Ada question right.

University Challenge makes me realise how much stuff there is that I don't know. I'm usually chuffed to bits if I get a run of Starter + 3 Bonuses correct.

Discovered a fairly good quiz show called Eggheads yesterday while I was off work. A team of "boffins" (I think most of them are former champions of 15-to-1 or similar) is challenged by a different team of plebs every episode. Plebs can win £20000, boffins just get to be smug about being clever. Plebs won yesterday for the first time in umpteen episodes.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:43 (twenty years ago)

I thought he was blind. Why did he have the stick? He reminded me a little of Mark Hester, facially.

UC was good, I knew more answers than usual (ie, about 5). The Greil Marcus question reminded me of RJG. I liked the set of questions where they had to say who ruled in a X-ocracy, and one of the words sounded very much like phallocracy, and they dithered and snickered and then it was something not rude at all.

I like Eggheads too.

Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:53 (twenty years ago)

UC should have more rude word questions just to put off the geekier students.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:55 (twenty years ago)

too bad the questions about video games did not permit a contestant to answer "Jeremy, Pacman" or indeed, en francais

Brigadier Rainham Steele, Mrs (blueski), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:56 (twenty years ago)

I found it strange that they didn't know what COBOL or SQL were yet got the (IMO) more obscure Ada question right.

That was because it's named after Ada Lovelace innit. I didn't know the others but I know who the daughter of George Gordon, Lord Byron was. Hung out with Babbage, nice one.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:01 (twenty years ago)

I can never remember what SQL stands for, even though I use it every day. I always think it's "Server Query Language".

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:09 (twenty years ago)

as long as you don't pronounce it 'sequel' 8)

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago)

It's how Americans say "squirrel"

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago)

My boss pronounces it "sequel". I wince.

(still, not as bad as the cow-orker who pronounces "spamhaus" "spamhorse")

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, the deaf MM chap had a collapsible white cane - and yet he was lipreading. Extraordinary. All I could think about was how difficult it would be to subtitle Mastermind (Uni Chal moreso).

My old drama teacher got to the semis on MM in '86 or so.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:31 (twenty years ago)

So he was definitely deaf then? If he needed a stick to walk, how was he lipreading? I am confused and curious.

Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago)

The deaf guy did great given that he had 2 minutes of questions the same as everyone else

Didn't he get a wee bit more time than the others - Humphrys explained something by way of explanation about the lipreading thing but I was in the other room so missed most of what he was saying.

I wondered about the cane too.

Was the other interesting thing the karaoke backing tracks of cheesy ballads (all of which I recognised, much to the amusement of my husband and parents)? Wasn't there a Smiths lyrics question too, or was that last week?

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

punk music round AND jazz fusion bonus questions tonight though!

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 09:22 (two months ago)

The walls on Only Connect were too hard for round one.

trishyb, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 10:12 (two months ago)

We got full marks on the first one, but even with the wall resolved missed a category on the second one. Proper hard stuff, they weren't easing anyone in gently there.

I really do get irrationally angry with teams who go 'next, next' really quickly without conferring. It's talking shit out when you see things that make things make sense later in the sequence and means you might hit on something early. Rushing early to get all three or four clues on display before you start to think is never going to get you a decent score.

ailsa, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 10:29 (two months ago)

3 out of 4 on punk, 4 out of 4 for jazz fusion. Annoyingly thought Gang of Four were Wire.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 10:30 (two months ago)

I didn't think the walls were necessarily that difficult but it bugs me when a team ploughs on with a category there are far too many options to brute force in time and not start on other categories to thin the board down (towns/cities was pretty obvious on both boards for starters).

Overtoun House windows (aldo), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 10:48 (two months ago)

3 out of 4 on punk, 4 out of 4 for jazz fusion. Annoyingly thought Gang of Four were Wire.

― Dan Worsley, Tuesday, July 22, 2025 11:30 AM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah, dunno what that is. Thought I knew Go4 better. Will have to listen more.
But very good band who I should know like the back of my hand.

Stevo, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 11:10 (two months ago)

they were quick on the trigger on the second track. i'd've got it on the chorus.

koogs, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 11:38 (two months ago)

both the walls suffered from a seeming group of 7 things. you can't cycle through them easily so you've got to get the other groups first. it's so much easier if you can eliminate 4 quickly.

koogs, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 11:44 (two months ago)

Enjoyed punk and jazz fusion quads, also enjoyed that they fell on a week with a team that actually knew them - so many times you get people who have zero interest in popular culture that they could play Cocteau Twins and they'd guess The Beatles or something

ailsa, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 12:51 (two months ago)

".. round of questions about Punk"

wife: "off you go then!"

I'll admit, I was expecting Wire to come up, but I did get <hidden> obv.

Mark G, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 14:11 (two months ago)

Not quads, sorry, bonuses, I do far too many quizzes in real life to distinguish them from telly ones.

ailsa, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 14:13 (two months ago)

xpost The Who was always the default guess for the music round.

There's a bunch of questions that come up on the other quizzes where there is always one (maybe two) possible answers.

Which Canadian Rapper (DRAKE!)
Which prime minister (is always Thatch, or Church, 90% of the time)
Which position does (footballer) play? (always is Goalkeeper).

Mark G, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 14:16 (two months ago)

In UC any maths question which asks for a number, 1 or 2 usually does the trick.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 14:18 (two months ago)

Tru

Mark G, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 18:29 (two months ago)

Just watched OC and the walls were hella difficult, I don't blame the teams for plugging away with the only category they could spot, I couldn't see any others either. (Well I did guess food and fashion designers but could only see two certain answers for each.)

ledge, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 18:42 (two months ago)

daube appearing in both OC and UC last night

kinder, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 20:06 (two months ago)

i love early UC eps as I get/guess a fair few including q1

kinder, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 20:08 (two months ago)

yesterday's felt harder/more geographic than usual. still got the food ones and not even wrong among a small number of others.

kinder, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 19:35 (one month ago)

Not really vibing with this current series of Only Connect so far, they appear to have selected quite a few teams who aren't very good at it. Like after this many series who thinks "oh that is a number and a thing in a wider group of things, perhaps it's that they are that number position in some random groups of things" without considering that that's a *terrible* connection and barely a connection at all and that there's probably more to it than that?

ailsa, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 20:58 (one month ago)

surprising nobody, i got all the japanese files featuring prime numbers last night

47 ronin, 13 assassins, 7 samurai

there are about 1m versions of the first, i have 4, including the one by mizoguchi in the clue. the second was a remake, which he didn't mention (the original is slower, the remake has some obvious cuts for certificate, which i found jarring).

koogs, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 16:23 (one month ago)

Someone naming Alan Moore as the author of The Kraken Wakes, like Moore and Wyndham are equal members of a group called "things that are old" was a very "I am old" moment

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 17:16 (one month ago)

ffs I wouldn't have grouped john wyndham and robert louis stevenson together when I was college age.

ledge, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 17:41 (one month ago)

Quite a terrible Mastermind last night, possibly some of the worst general knowledge I've ever seen since I was on it and forgot absolutely everything I've ever known ever. Absolutely loved the team captain of the losing University Challenge team though, she was properly good fun and also quite useful in using that to drag out answers.

ailsa, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 17:45 (one month ago)

"John Information"

emil.y, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 18:06 (one month ago)

haha yeah
i mainly only get food and word ones these days.

my mum is visiting and got at least one of the music ones right that they got wrong.

last week i got the M Theory one solely from reading Skippy Dies a few days before.

kinder, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 20:04 (one month ago)

"John Information"

I know you don't get penalised for passes on UC, but I've seen people do this on Mastermind as well, and it's a smart idea.

trishyb, Wednesday, 20 August 2025 07:35 (one month ago)

The drawback of that is that you lose time by having the questionmaster read back the correct answer, whereas if you pass you get to the next question more quickly. at least that's the theory.

bored by endless ecstasy (anagram), Wednesday, 20 August 2025 09:17 (one month ago)

The drawback of that is that you lose time by having the questionmaster read back the correct answer, whereas if you pass you get to the next question more quickly. at least that's the theory.

― bored by endless ecstasy (anagram)

Oh, I never knew why people didn't just throw out guesses all the time to avoid the pass penalty, so this makes some sort of sense. I'm not convinced the time saved is worth it but at least there's a rationale.

What made John Information even funnier to me was that earlier in the game there'd been a racing question and my "this is futile, I don't bloody know" guess had been John Honda.

emil.y, Wednesday, 20 August 2025 12:32 (one month ago)

Monday's music round starter question, are you fucking kidding me? That was stupidly fast.

you have 27 outdated formulae installed (ledge), Friday, 29 August 2025 19:49 (one month ago)

Hieronymus bosch!!

you have 27 outdated formulae installed (ledge), Friday, 29 August 2025 19:54 (one month ago)

that is probably all you needed to recognise that tune tbh. but i am surprised that they knew it given their ages Tom Tom Club. i guess it must've been on the tick tocks recently. or they knew it from the samples

koogs, Saturday, 30 August 2025 04:31 (one month ago)

We all knew music from the past that influenced current music when we were students though?

ailsa, Saturday, 30 August 2025 05:13 (one month ago)

we didn't really have sample culture, but then i am old.

and it was never a big hit though, was it? (googles...) 31 in the states, didn't chart in the uk (got to 65). I'm surprised it's as well known as it is.

koogs, Saturday, 30 August 2025 08:02 (one month ago)

You can thank Mariah Carey for that!

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Saturday, 30 August 2025 08:03 (one month ago)

Wikipedia goes on to say that the maria carey track was number 1

> "Fantasy" has also been credited with exposing the Tom Tom Club and "Genius of Love" to newer and possibly younger listeners

koogs, Saturday, 30 August 2025 08:06 (one month ago)

(not sure I've ever heard it)

koogs, Saturday, 30 August 2025 08:06 (one month ago)

> we didn't really have sample culture, but then i am old.

this is patently false given that hip hop existed at the time, and things like marrs was huge (and jive bunny!) but it's never been a big part of my listening and I'm not sure i can think of an equivalent of the above amongst what i was listening to.

koogs, Saturday, 30 August 2025 08:15 (one month ago)

and even Fantasy was 1995. those kids wouldn't've been born for another 10 years

koogs, Saturday, 30 August 2025 08:18 (one month ago)

Fantasy itself was sampled a few years ago for a saucy little number from Latto about having big d energy, so the influence persists.

trishyb, Saturday, 30 August 2025 09:09 (one month ago)

What I mean is, it's not really that surprising when a student turns out to be a music nerd. I'm usually surprised when they aren't, tbh.

ailsa, Saturday, 30 August 2025 10:26 (one month ago)

yeah. i was being a bit more specific - things i liked / knew as a student based on samples that i knew. there's almost certainly a better thread for this (planet rock...)

koogs, Saturday, 30 August 2025 10:37 (one month ago)

Amol is way harsh in what he doesn't accept.

Victoria SLAMS Connections!!

kinder, Monday, 8 September 2025 21:25 (three weeks ago)

Pretty sure it's not up to him, but yeah, that Ceuta ruling was harsh. Enjoyed VCM dissing Connections.

ailsa, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 08:08 (three weeks ago)

> it's not really that surprising when a student turns out to be a music nerd

not this week 8) guessing dylan for cohen, the specials for prince buster, the kinks for bowie...

VCM hating on v-for-vendetta too

koogs, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 10:44 (three weeks ago)

It is surprising on UC though

They're usually terrible

Number None, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 12:06 (three weeks ago)

8) guessing dylan for cohen - Fair enough, in the ballpark if you don't know len
the kinks for bowie... Yeah, on that one he does sound a bit like Ray
, the specials for prince buster OH MAN!!!

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 15:08 (three weeks ago)

And also, the beach boys round was clearly going to crash out after the first one was miles out - just keep saying "Good Vibrations" it might work: Oh! it did!

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 15:09 (three weeks ago)

Feeling a bit stupid watching today, but their complete uselessness in a very easy music round made me feel a bit less stupid.

Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 22 September 2025 19:49 (one week ago)

Even my wife said "oh for god's sake"

Mark G, Monday, 22 September 2025 21:02 (one week ago)

UC seems a bit easier when you get to hear the whole question!
my OH has AIWS so felt quite validated to see that come up.

kinder, Monday, 29 September 2025 21:26 (yesterday)


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