University Challenge (also featuring Only Connect and other BBC quiz shows)

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Has anyone on ILE been a contestant on this quiz programme? And do you like Paxman's interpretation of what a questionmaster should be like "Come on! You must know!" etc?

MarkH, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

RIckyT was on it! "GIRTON, TUNNICLIFFE!" said the voiceover and we fell off our chairs with excitement. i was nearly on it in that i got on to our college team but then went to India instead CHIZ! me and RickyT = unbeatable combination as you will find out on Wednesday, those of you who are going to SOAS pub quiz!!

katie, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Last night I watched my alma mater, Bristol University, get beaten by Downing College Cambridge...boo!

MarkH, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it's just a pale imitation of Mark and Lard's pop upstairs/downstairs. plus it wasn't on when i was at college. grrr.

Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is it a rule that each programme must have at LEAST one of the Oxbridge colleges on it? GOSH now that makes it TWO people I know who haf been on it! This was a fact about RickyT I did not know but I am surely amused by it! By no chance did he get to use the word 'frottage' by any chance?

Sarah, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fuck off you and your 'any chances'!

Twatbag, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wow, RickyT! Is there video evidence?? Unfortunately, my time at uni was in the hiatus between the show's ITV & BBC incarnations. I would've wuvved to be on it. I suppose doing a Masters or doctorate specially is a bit drastic!

MarkH, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I also knocked about in the hiatus - but used its impending return to play a very, very funny practical joke on a good friend of mine (and was mortified when she actually picked me for her fictitious team). But the crux of the joke was that they were trying out new presenters which included Paxo, Mark Radcliffe(!) and Les Dennis (Kitsch value).

Pete, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the thought of Les Dennis on UC is almost as funny as the thought of Paxo on Family Fortunes.

MarkH, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Toxteth O'Grady, USA.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i was on it about three years ago; we made it to the quarter finals and then got stuffed by durham. paxman drank a suprising amount between takes, as i recall.

i had a ridiculous haircut (black/white striped) at the time, which loads of people seem to remember when i mention it ("ohmygodyouwerethatfreakonuniveristychallengewiththeweirdhair!!" etc).

toby, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Since I'm an American, my only thoughts about UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE is the episode of the YOUNG ONES where they go on. Which, I think, it's too bad of an introduction.

Gage-o, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Is it true Bambi? Did you do a Disney nasty?"

DG, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*is very embarassed*

RickyT, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think TVU and Norf London always got knocked out in the prelims (think, I know!)...I can only answer questions on sport, music, art and geography on University Challenge! I thought Ricky T looked familiar when I saw him at the ILe awards!!

jel, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I very much doubt it's UC you remember me from, Jel. I had a lot more hair, a lot less lard and a pair of specs back then.

RickyT, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The damning evidence. Are you still in contact with your teammates?

Jeff W, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I've got a Porsche!!"

mark s, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DOES THE PEOPLES COURT COUNT?

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...
I fell in love last night. It was with the woman from the Foreign Office on University Challenge.

She had an Italian name, but I have forgotten it, so no stalking for me.

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

she didn't do it for me.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Well that's fine.

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Good victory for OUP.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Boring bunch of bastards. Foreign Office 4ever.

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i was on it about three years ago; we made it to the quarter finals and then got stuffed by durham. paxman drank a suprising amount between takes, as i recall.
i had a ridiculous haircut (black/white striped) at the time, which loads of people seem to remember when i mention it ("ohmygodyouwerethatfreakonuniveristychallengewiththeweirdhair!!" etc).

-- toby (toby_ge...), January 8th, 2002.

My mate David was on it the year Durham won it - he was UCL, who were you with toby?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That woman was called Francesca something. Altobelli?

As part of the Lancaster team we made it to the final round of auditions two years ago. They actually interview you as if you're going onto an actual game show ("What books have you been reading recently?"), which I found vaguely disconcerting, but answers to the questions on the test we sat included "Tony Hawkes" and "Sixpence None The Richer". So that's alright then.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

This is where someone should say "Liz :x to thread"

Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Most of us Yanks only know University Challenge from the Undertones' "My Perfect Cousin."

OK, that may be just me.

mike a, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Last night, questions on

1. Stream of Consciousness

2. Greil Marcus's Mystery Train

3. something else interesting - what was it?

the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, did anyone see the deaf fellow on Mastermind?

I thought he did well.

the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Jarlr'mai to thread

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

>3. something else interesting - what was it?

1970s video games? paxman was aghast that people knew all these, i thought they were piss-easy. (pong, tetris, asteroids, snake)

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I wasn't thinking of them, but thanks for the reminder.

Perhaps we should not be surprised that you thought they were easy?

the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The deaf guy did great given that he had 2 minutes of questions the same as everyone else and John Humphrys had to speak each question slowly and fully for the guy to lipread it, i imagine some lipreading is about context so predicting and interupting questions may have been a little difficult given his subject (Wild cats of the world) also he asked John to repeat 2 long questions again, it may have been worth his while to pass on questions he couldnt read 1st time.

I'd like to see how many questions he was actually asked as compared to the others.

Uni Chal Mastermind and Buzzocks makes Monday night the best BBC2 line up all week.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked the longshore drift questions amd the computer languages one, I should have got that Dirac antimatter one as well, kicks self.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I missed University Challenge in order to see my mate Ernie on Changing Rooms. His best moment was "Fair play to them, it doesn't look like a cupboard any more. But I now have a shed in my bedroom."

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ONG that shed looked dreadful (in the 10 seconds of the show i saw)...

"what's 'amped' mean then?"

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It was sweet, the way he did wild cats of the world. Nice.

the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked the longshore drift questions amd the computer languages one.

I found it strange that they didn't know what COBOL or SQL were yet got the (IMO) more obscure Ada question right.

University Challenge makes me realise how much stuff there is that I don't know. I'm usually chuffed to bits if I get a run of Starter + 3 Bonuses correct.

Discovered a fairly good quiz show called Eggheads yesterday while I was off work. A team of "boffins" (I think most of them are former champions of 15-to-1 or similar) is challenged by a different team of plebs every episode. Plebs can win £20000, boffins just get to be smug about being clever. Plebs won yesterday for the first time in umpteen episodes.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought he was blind. Why did he have the stick? He reminded me a little of Mark Hester, facially.

UC was good, I knew more answers than usual (ie, about 5). The Greil Marcus question reminded me of RJG. I liked the set of questions where they had to say who ruled in a X-ocracy, and one of the words sounded very much like phallocracy, and they dithered and snickered and then it was something not rude at all.

I like Eggheads too.

Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

UC should have more rude word questions just to put off the geekier students.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

too bad the questions about video games did not permit a contestant to answer "Jeremy, Pacman" or indeed, en francais

Brigadier Rainham Steele, Mrs (blueski), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I found it strange that they didn't know what COBOL or SQL were yet got the (IMO) more obscure Ada question right.

That was because it's named after Ada Lovelace innit. I didn't know the others but I know who the daughter of George Gordon, Lord Byron was. Hung out with Babbage, nice one.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I can never remember what SQL stands for, even though I use it every day. I always think it's "Server Query Language".

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

as long as you don't pronounce it 'sequel' 8)

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

It's how Americans say "squirrel"

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

My boss pronounces it "sequel". I wince.

(still, not as bad as the cow-orker who pronounces "spamhaus" "spamhorse")

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, the deaf MM chap had a collapsible white cane - and yet he was lipreading. Extraordinary. All I could think about was how difficult it would be to subtitle Mastermind (Uni Chal moreso).

My old drama teacher got to the semis on MM in '86 or so.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

So he was definitely deaf then? If he needed a stick to walk, how was he lipreading? I am confused and curious.

Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The deaf guy did great given that he had 2 minutes of questions the same as everyone else

Didn't he get a wee bit more time than the others - Humphrys explained something by way of explanation about the lipreading thing but I was in the other room so missed most of what he was saying.

I wondered about the cane too.

Was the other interesting thing the karaoke backing tracks of cheesy ballads (all of which I recognised, much to the amusement of my husband and parents)? Wasn't there a Smiths lyrics question too, or was that last week?

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

> we didn't really have sample culture, but then i am old.

this is patently false given that hip hop existed at the time, and things like marrs was huge (and jive bunny!) but it's never been a big part of my listening and I'm not sure i can think of an equivalent of the above amongst what i was listening to.

koogs, Saturday, 30 August 2025 08:15 (four months ago)

and even Fantasy was 1995. those kids wouldn't've been born for another 10 years

koogs, Saturday, 30 August 2025 08:18 (four months ago)

Fantasy itself was sampled a few years ago for a saucy little number from Latto about having big d energy, so the influence persists.

trishyb, Saturday, 30 August 2025 09:09 (four months ago)

What I mean is, it's not really that surprising when a student turns out to be a music nerd. I'm usually surprised when they aren't, tbh.

ailsa, Saturday, 30 August 2025 10:26 (four months ago)

yeah. i was being a bit more specific - things i liked / knew as a student based on samples that i knew. there's almost certainly a better thread for this (planet rock...)

koogs, Saturday, 30 August 2025 10:37 (four months ago)

Amol is way harsh in what he doesn't accept.

Victoria SLAMS Connections!!

kinder, Monday, 8 September 2025 21:25 (four months ago)

Pretty sure it's not up to him, but yeah, that Ceuta ruling was harsh. Enjoyed VCM dissing Connections.

ailsa, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 08:08 (four months ago)

> it's not really that surprising when a student turns out to be a music nerd

not this week 8) guessing dylan for cohen, the specials for prince buster, the kinks for bowie...

VCM hating on v-for-vendetta too

koogs, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 10:44 (four months ago)

It is surprising on UC though

They're usually terrible

Number None, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 12:06 (four months ago)

8) guessing dylan for cohen - Fair enough, in the ballpark if you don't know len
the kinks for bowie... Yeah, on that one he does sound a bit like Ray
, the specials for prince buster OH MAN!!!

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 15:08 (four months ago)

And also, the beach boys round was clearly going to crash out after the first one was miles out - just keep saying "Good Vibrations" it might work: Oh! it did!

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 15:09 (four months ago)

Feeling a bit stupid watching today, but their complete uselessness in a very easy music round made me feel a bit less stupid.

Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 22 September 2025 19:49 (three months ago)

Even my wife said "oh for god's sake"

Mark G, Monday, 22 September 2025 21:02 (three months ago)

UC seems a bit easier when you get to hear the whole question!
my OH has AIWS so felt quite validated to see that come up.

kinder, Monday, 29 September 2025 21:26 (three months ago)

fk me I would be raging about that second wall if I got it. brutal

||||||||, Monday, 6 October 2025 19:27 (three months ago)

I got the ties and the davies (3/4 of the latter anyway) but the other two defeated me.

ledge, Monday, 6 October 2025 22:12 (three months ago)

readers of this thread may like to know that Paul Sinha's Perfect Pub Quiz is back. available now on bbc Sounds

(five pounds please)

koogs, Wednesday, 8 October 2025 03:06 (three months ago)

(also next week Quizzy Monday is on Tuesday)

koogs, Wednesday, 8 October 2025 03:06 (three months ago)

Disappointed I didn't get to answer Asterix at the end of this week's UC

Number None, Monday, 20 October 2025 20:08 (two months ago)

had an amazing run on the first 4 or so rounds of OC

kinder, Monday, 20 October 2025 20:50 (two months ago)

not recognising that all four pieces were from Peter and the Wolf was the shouting at the tv moment of the week though

koogs, Tuesday, 21 October 2025 00:45 (two months ago)

"Wind instruments playing Classical music, descending in size"

Victoria had to give it to them as that's the sort of question they would use

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 October 2025 07:13 (two months ago)

One that made me smile, on Mastermind:

What single by Lieutenant Pigeon was No1 for 4 weeks, had no discernable lyrics apart from the title repeated in a gruff voice?

Ans: One Step Beyond

Obviously it's Mouldy Old Dough, but I never thought that they bore similarities until he effectively mentioned it.

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 October 2025 07:19 (two months ago)

It isn't true, anyway. Mouldy Old Dough does have one other line in its lyrics, that being "Dirty old man".

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 22 October 2025 11:57 (two months ago)

Ah, that was only that one Top of the Pops performance, it's the name of one of their album tracks.

Although, there's a "take it away" quite clearly.

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 October 2025 13:59 (two months ago)

Victoria being too generous today.

ledge, Monday, 27 October 2025 20:13 (two months ago)

Oh God yeah. Vague ideas of what the concept of the answer might be are not answers.

ailsa, Monday, 27 October 2025 21:32 (two months ago)

I get that occasionally there's a connection that isn't the one on the card.

But, we were yelling "dog" ...

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2025 08:10 (two months ago)

three weeks pass...

oh, i got an answer nobody in the UC studio got last week. name of the last book in the Orestes trilogy, Eumenides. (read earlier this year although known about earlier - from both Amber Fury and Sandman). i guess they are easy if you know them.

koogs, Monday, 24 November 2025 11:28 (one month ago)

I'm way behind the air dates but I have to hand it to Only Connect for working an incredibly sly slap at the New York Times into a wall: having five options that fit the category "NYT Games," and having the odd one out be ... Connections

ን (nabisco), Monday, 24 November 2025 22:32 (one month ago)

two five-pointers on OC yesterday foundlings, fresh prince

koogs, Tuesday, 25 November 2025 04:03 (one month ago)

three weeks pass...

Christmas specials started today for both OC and UC according to the listings.

(family tv is showing nothing but darts, 8 hours a day, every day so it'll have to wait. also the OC specials seem to be meagre and padded out with previous years)

koogs, Monday, 22 December 2025 21:31 (three weeks ago)

oh, looking at it closer, OC tonight was the next episode of the current series. tomorrow and Wednesday are new specials and Friday is a repeat

koogs, Monday, 22 December 2025 21:37 (three weeks ago)

OC has had repeats interspersed with new specials the last couple years, much to the chagrin of people who would love another go at it.

ailsa, Monday, 22 December 2025 22:14 (three weeks ago)

not been watching the specials, because darts.

but did see the christmas celeb chase just which was effectively lucy porter vs the world (of the 14 questions they got, she answered 11 of them, and they got 3 freebies, nobody else contributed). they were beaten easily by paul sinha but hey.

koogs, Wednesday, 24 December 2025 19:37 (three weeks ago)

I know this was a silly mistake caused by jitter, but Professional Food Critic Jay Rayner suggesting lutefisk is made with anchovies?? I would never show my face in public again.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 29 December 2025 16:30 (two weeks ago)

ha I know!
I've been enjoying the Christmassy UCs this time.

kinder, Monday, 29 December 2025 16:45 (two weeks ago)

far be it from an american to criticize a british institution however it’s kinda dumb that the xmas UCs are structured in a way that’s just about getting your team’s point total as high as possible. last evening’s match was a dramatic 150-145 nail biter but the winning team kinda lost too bcuz they didn’t amass enough points to move forward. it should be structured more tournament style imo so there is some reward for winning a close match

anyway that’s just a small complaint, UC is always our post dinner appointment viewing & this year has been pretty loose and lively, it’s fun to see amol ribbing the players. i also love when a team misses the starter question and he bellows “YOU MAY NOT CONFER” to the other team and they all get scared and sit up straight in their chairs like good schoolchildren

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 December 2025 16:51 (two weeks ago)

So, I assume that conferring also includes checking to see if any of your team-mates is going to have a go, and if they're not, then you might have a go? Because that what they always seem to be doing, rather than actually discussing any kind of answer.

trishyb, Monday, 29 December 2025 17:01 (two weeks ago)

Jay Rayner confidently overruling everyone to insist that The Wide Sargasso Sea was based on Rebecca was also a lol.

ledge, Monday, 29 December 2025 18:21 (two weeks ago)

OC pub quiz is an experiment they should not repeat

koogs, Tuesday, 30 December 2025 17:41 (two weeks ago)

otm

kinder, Tuesday, 30 December 2025 17:58 (two weeks ago)

Yes, unplayable and unwatchable and I'm sure it was great fun to do, but just no.

ailsa, Tuesday, 30 December 2025 18:52 (two weeks ago)

far be it from an american to criticize a british institution however it’s kinda dumb that the xmas UCs are structured in a way that’s just about getting your team’s point total as high as possible. last evening’s match was a dramatic 150-145 nail biter but the winning team kinda lost too bcuz they didn’t amass enough points to move forward.

You need to remember they were up against a very strong team. The game is all about momentum.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 31 December 2025 10:05 (two weeks ago)

the OC question that mentioned right to a trial by jury was a bit on the nose

was slightly too specialised, the law episode

koogs, Wednesday, 31 December 2025 12:50 (two weeks ago)

the question about consent, jfc.

ledge, Thursday, 1 January 2026 20:27 (two weeks ago)

Which country is this stamp which says suomi on it from?

Which country is this stamp which says Ukraine on it from?

amol needs to stop pausing in the questions. People think it's the whole question, have a stab, get penalised for interrupting when they wouldn't've if he hadn't paused

koogs, Saturday, 3 January 2026 18:59 (one week ago)

Good contest in the final. Two teams were good throughout

Number None, Saturday, 3 January 2026 19:38 (one week ago)

yes, the suomi stamp one confused me.
there seem to be more tenuously Christmas-related questions this year, which I appreciate.

did anyone see the Rudolph in the second-to-last episode (Durham v Trinity Camb)?

kinder, Tuesday, 6 January 2026 21:18 (one week ago)

Paxman used to do a stupid dress-up once or twice as well, full on pantomime dame type things

ailsa, Wednesday, 7 January 2026 10:37 (one week ago)


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