Tomorrow, I start dressing up as Santa to have my picture taken with little kiddos.

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I am going to be the skinniest santa ever. Photos to follow.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

I thought it said "taken with little dildos".

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

time for reading glasses, you decrepit old fuck

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Do you have to be drunk to work as a Santa or is it just a recommendation?

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

i'm thinking stoned.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

jesus your a grumpy santa...take it easy billy bob.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

I did this about five years ago for a feature article. It was great. I went in all "OMG I'm an early 20s skinny runt who hates kids! I'll be killed by the buggers!" but, y'know, had a lot of fun and even a few genuinely heartwarming moments.
GOOD LUCK.

Also, remember to keep yr hands visible for the photos.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

This has nothing to do with The World's Largest Department Store, does it?

A couple of my friends worked at Santaland with David Sedaris.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

nothin to do with a department store.. helpin out some friends who run a store for baby clothes/toys.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha, i did this once for a feature too. it was great, but my 'ho ho ho' wasn't booming enough.

― Pete W (peterw), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

For some reason, I thought this was going to be a NoodleVague thread. He seems appropriately misanthropic for the wearing of the Santa suit.

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cacgv.ca/gallery/04_12_garthhomer/santa.jpg

― oooh, Wednesday, 7 December 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

A couple of my friends worked at Santaland with David Sedaris.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), Today 11:50 AM. (Dr Morbius) (later)

are they featured in the resulting stories?

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

My buddy was a woodchuck once, one of Santa's helpers. He accosted me in the mall before I realized who it was.

― andy --, Wednesday, 7 December 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

So, Dale, how was it?

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 8 December 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

No, my friends were not neurotic or gay enough to make Santaland Diaries. They did remember DS as 'Crumpet,' however.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 December 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

I'm relieved that this is not a hitler bin streisand* thread.

(* or whatever his name is)

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 8 December 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

Haha that was my thought as well!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 8 December 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

any new york parents should bring their kids to Flying Squirrel on N 6th street in Williamsburg on Sunday, between 1 and 4. They can have their picture taken with ME, dressed in a SANTA SUIT.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 9 December 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my god.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

what about small pets?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 December 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Screaming Children & Santa.

(yeah, i stole the link from f@rk)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

I rule them all:

http://www.epicharmus.com/donteverlookatme.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

ally go get yr pic with santa ian and post it pls

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Are you going to be one of the special "pants-dropping" santas that's been in the news lately?

― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Was that when you got inspired to grow the beard, Mike?

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 December 2005 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

One pic of Jon on Ians Santa lap, pls.

― ....what? (trayce), Saturday, 10 December 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

i was gunna say, where's the proof?

― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 12 December 2005 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

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