Something about life I dont understand

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So, my diet has been a little less than optimal. 7-11 hotdogs for lunch every day for the last 2 weeks, to be specific. Thats not the problem though...I totally understand that. What I dont understand however is why, even after a full meal 8 hours later, I still belch hotdog/chilli. Last night for example, I had pasta and garlic bread...20 minutes after dinner I belched hotdog. WTF?

― Spink, Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

food takes longer than 8 hours to digest.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

and hotdogs have a distinctive taste/smell that's easily registered.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

QED

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

15 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Thank goodness we have ken c to help us process all these questions.

― Super Cub (Debito), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

But it over-rides even the most intense garlic? I assure you the garlic was intense.

― Spink, Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ i thought 7-11 meant "between 7 and 11 hotdogs" and i was so amazed

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

No way, man. But I usually go for their 2x Regular Big Bites special for $2.22. Sometimes I'll double up on that, but its typically just 2.

― mawill5, Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

it probably didn't override the garlic but coexisted with it.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

15 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

I must admit that my quality of threads arent exactly on the level of most of your regular posters. But I assure you that I am relevant in the 21st century.

― Spink, Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

thats sort of like when you smoke a lot of pot and a little while later you belch and smoke comes out. or its a hallucination.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

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― Super Cub (Debito), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Matt, this thread is nowhere up there with the one where Rumpie crapped her pants or any of the menstruation threads. Get with the program.

FWIW I always wondered this too.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

I dont believe in menstration.

― Spink, Thursday, 8 December 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

My conviction is proven through my spelling above.

― Spink, Thursday, 8 December 2005 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

I don't either. Seems like it's something made up by the communists.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 8 December 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Menstration is kind of hard to deny - the proof is in the pudding.

― Super Cub (Debito), Thursday, 8 December 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know what kind of mother you had but mine would never do something like that to our pudding.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 8 December 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

blood pudding

(getting coat now)

― Super Cub (Debito), Thursday, 8 December 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Good job on bringing my thread to such an elementary and juvenile level. Can we ever have a serious conversation without Ally jumping a shark with vag blood?

― Spink, Thursday, 8 December 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Sharks smell blood

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 8 December 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

That's what makes it dangerous, my stunt.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 8 December 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

keep eating those hot dogs, spinky. you might get to 140 lbs yet

― gear (gear), Thursday, 8 December 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Heh, 7-11 hotdogs. I thought that too and was similarly amazed.

― Cracks (Crackity), Thursday, 8 December 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

sugarpuffs? i don't recall eating sugarpuffs..

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 8 December 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are
strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and
buys them.
Homer: But I eat... Oh.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 8 December 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

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