Israel to move to Europe!

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

According to Iran's loveable new prez, who's not so certain this "holocaust" ever happened, Israel will be moved to Europe!

http://www.nysun.com/article/24200

However, Europe's kinda full right now, so somebody's going to have to leave :(

We'll let the crack ILX diplomatic corps decide how this is all going to happen... Goodbye Denmark? Adios Moldova?

― andy --, Friday, 9 December 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Well, they already get into the Eurovision Song Contest, which is surely the main benefit...

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

He specifically said Germany and Austria should give up land to host Israel. I'm all for it, I mean right now Eastern Germany is a bit empty anyway.

― Yawn (Wintermute), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

Yes Israel needs lebensraum

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps this would have been a good idea about 50 or 100 years ago. But hindsight is 20/20.

― Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

maybe not 100 years ago.

― Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

Wasn't Israel going to be set up in Argentina or something? I know there was an alternate location being bandied about.

― andy -, Friday, 9 December 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Argentina, Uganda...

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

It is remarkable to imagine an Israel located in central Europe. It would probably be a prosperous little peace-loving country.

― Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 9 December 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

The Jewish Autonomous Oblast looks pretty sparsely populated... I'm sure they could make some room (though their flag is sort of... gay).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Autonomous_Oblast

― andy --, Friday, 9 December 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

I think he wants to move them to "Madagascar."

― the ghoste of olde ilx, Friday, 9 December 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Thats a terrible place full of fucking awful cgi beasts

― Frankist Swedheadium, Friday, 9 December 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

A splendid idea. For an encore he can move Iran out of the ninth century.

― Not-Logged-In Man, Friday, 9 December 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

"Seeming relaxed in a tan sports jacket and open collar but initially almost timid, Ahmadinejad, 49, opened his session with journalists expressing condolences for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. He said he was puzzled by how the storm received its name. 'The letter K,' offered CBS News' Mike Wallace, launching a discussion of the idiosyncratic American practice of personifying some of the nation's most destructive natural disasters..."

― andy --, Saturday, 10 December 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

I for one welcome our new Israeli overlords.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 11 December 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.