OMG HE JUST WANTED SEX!

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Requisite Sunday editorial that makes i larf... notably the tone of the article. It's this NEW THING! it's so UNCONVENTIONAL and it may have PROBLEMS (or not)!

― dali madison's nut (donut), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

haha, it's too bad this is just a boring link thread and not an actual testimonial I could blame on a friend here.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, with a headline like "Friends with benefits. Buddies. Booty calls. Is this what dating has become?" you can hear the tsk-tsking all the way down here.

― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

bob sounds like a real keeper

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

haha omg

# OMG HE JUST WANTED SEX! (3 new answers)
# OMG KNOCKED UP! (14 new answers)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

even worse

# OMG KNOCKED UP! (17 new answers, 277 total)
# RIP Richard Pryor (75 new answers)
# OMG HE JUST WANTED SEX! (4 new answers)

― dali madison's nut (donut), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

shall we all email Diane Mapes offering sex?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 12 December 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

Friends with benefits, fuckbuddy, bitch
Bootie call or scratch that itch,
Boyfriend, lover, partner, date
Common law wife (in certain states)

Das is nicht mein boyfriend,
Das is nicht mein boyfriend,
Das is nicht mein boyfriend,
Das is meine NEUFRIEND!!!

― Kate Classic (kate), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Jon Williams ist deine NEU! FRIEND

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

In his dreams. No girl would go near him with someone *else's* vagina.

― Kate Classic (kate), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

The only thing more depressing than dating is reading articles about dating. Speaking of which, did anyone else end up watching that sodding AWFUL "Perfect Day" thing on Channel 5 last night? I can't even blame codeine for that. There wasn't one whinging 30-something on that programme I didn't want to punch in the face.

― Kate Classic (kate), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

oh man i'm getting all kind of mental pictures. i've been watching too much porn, clearly.
xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

perfect day was about taking heroine i think.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

oh noes, 'DSP' is going to take off isn't it? still it's better than 'fuckbuddy'

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

No, it was a bunch of whiney self obsessed Bridget Jones/Nick Horny type 30-somethings whinging about whether to get married or not. I was too wacked out on painkillers to change the channel but the only thing else that was on was sodding sporting personality of the year.

The only good bit was when the pointy nosed ginger bloke punched the annoying yuppie in the nose. I wish he'd gone mental and taken out the entire cast with a machine gun while he was at it.

x-post

― Kate Classic (kate), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

xpost ... surely "disposable sex partners, or "DSPs,"" = vibrator/blow up doll (delete according to gender)

― Kate Classic (kate), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

what's DSP?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Thread's going backwards!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

disposable sex partners, or "DSPs"

― Kate Classic (kate), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

sorry xposted.

DSP clearly hasn't taken off since i didn't know it.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

and it gives the notion that as if there's such a thing as an disposable sex partner

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

erm

as an indisposable sex partner, i mean

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm so confused by all of this. If anyone wants me, I'll be hiding under the desk.

― Kate Classic (kate), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

this is why i am waiting until marriage

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

What, to explain your posting name?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

a honeymoon to remember

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 12 December 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Monday, 12 December 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

"DSP" is the funniest acronym in the universe!

― Dan (My Brother's Initials) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

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