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(This cracks me the fuck up. And I'm not alone. Why?)
― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)
― turboalbino (haitch), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)
― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)
― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)
― Da Na Not! (donut), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:44 (twenty years ago)
― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:02 (twenty years ago)
There is a man named Tom that about a month ago moved in to the basement apartment underneath my apartment. He appears to be in his fifties, and as far as I can tell, lives alone.
I have taken to calling him THE HONKER because of his habit of blowing his nose in a series of three very audible HONKS, at a frequency of one set of three HONKS (always three) at least every 15 minutes throughout the duration of the day. I assume he suffers from a very severe sinus condition.
Other than the weekend he moved in, when we made our initial introduction, the only other time I have seen THE HONKER outside of his basement apartment was on Halloween night, when, upon returning to the house, I happened upon him tending to his hibachi barbecue in the back yard. Tom was grilling himself up one (1) individual chicken breast.
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)