It is surprising that I've not had a job yet that required me to wear khaki pants, but this morning I had an interview at the subway...
I doubt I'll get it because I was seriously up reading ilX until 6am, then I lay awake in bed until I had to get up at 8:45 to get ready for the interview, so I was puffy/delirious/haggard/mute
The manager/owner whatever was pretty manic. I really don't know how to act in interviews, like what these people want to hear, because I completely don't relate to the mind of the aggressive franchisee, or really anyone that is capable of being anyone else's boss (not to come off as some contrarian twerp). The thing I want to say in all interviews is, "all I ask is you pay me, I can listen to the radio & I get left alone"
"You can't give away food...We stress portion control because if you give that guy a bunch of extra olives that are just going to wind up in his lap, that's money that could be going into your paychecks...We give a discount to cops because they help us out, they make sure we're safe at night"
"Um, isn't that they're job?"
Yeah, I probably blew it there.
― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago)
surely the woeful tale of not getting a job at Subway because of a late night reading ilx is on par with any of the great Shakespearian tragedies.
― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago)
does subway require you to buy a denim shirt, put on 30 lbs, and become a sexually ambiguous man too?
― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago)
Or put on a denim shirt, lose 150 pounds, and become a sexually ambiguous man?
― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago)
xpost It would not be the first time ilX cost me a job. I'm not even joking that much.
― emilys. (emilys.), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 07:49 (nineteen years ago)
We give a discount to cops because they help us out, they make sure we're safe at nightWow, how much discount do they give?
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:12 (nineteen years ago)
two years pass...
wtf....emily, I have no memory at all of this failed attempt to become a sandwich artist.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 19 April 2008 05:28 (seventeen years ago)