Female student does dorm room striptease...

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And the University will not intervene. 2 key questions regarding this story:
1) WHERE CAN I SEE THE VIDEO
2) Surely the University could have chosen another spokesperson (check out her last name)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I second the recommendation that every read carefully and thoughtfully down as far as the spokesperson's name. I am now going to get a napkin and wipe the Coke from my monitor.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

google "saug33n str1pper".

i lived in this residence during first year. it is absolutely famous for shit like this. during my year a girl got busted for sucking dick in exchange for something called 'zoobucks'.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

also, my sister goes there now.

:(((((((((((((((((((((

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

What's a zoobuck, some kind of big-dicked antelope?

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds like a night of clean, wholesome fun.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Again Mark, a pleasure to have you back.

― FiFi (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

I just want to know what zoobucks are!

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Zoobucks = Canadian bar dollars, surely!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Well, there's clearly only one way to find THAT out.

― FiFi (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Did I mention my huge collection of "zoobucks"?

― FiFi (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

the particular residence is was colloquially known as the zoo. on that particular night they distributed zoobucks to a buncha kids at a party. the idea was that people used them as currency to get others to perform party tricks, such as, i don't know, singing or doing the running man. it was the beginning of the year, and the whole stunt was engineered as a social icebreaker. i think the person with the most zoobucks maybe won a 13" tv or something? i can't remember anymore.

please don't tarnish the student stripper with lame inches jokes.

xpost

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i've heard loads of stories about that dorm. my dorm (at a competing ontario uni) was only famous for causing a massive sexism stir surrounding idiot guys abusing the 'no means no' campaign :(

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Grin Drod? I don't get i... ooooh.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

what's so cokespitting about the spokesperson's name?

you're a bunch of zooveniles.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

My parents met there and my mother got knocked-up first year. Luckily she went on with studies after marrying my father and then grad school and eventually had me, her second child. So can I thank slutty Western for my existence? In a way, yes.

― Thea (Thea), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

this thread died pretty quickly. i'm going to assume it's because everyone is busy googling.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this would be an Onion headline or something.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- Or e-mailing Ms. Grindrod.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Finally , a college girl gets naked on the internet.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah exactly

― Thea (Thea), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

my god. i was fully prepared for really ridiculous last name, even expecting something like "cockspanker." but i just lost my shit when i saw that one.

― ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

ned should i find her headshot or just let your fantasy continue unabated?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

*My* fantasy? It's all you, dude. In that I fantasize about you. Perhaps I've said too much.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

see Ned, irony is lost on Canadians, take it from me.

― Thea (Thea), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

The not-so-nurse outfit was a nice touch.

My favorite pic was the one of the guy looking straight into Nirvana with a beatific smile on his face.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

here she is, triumphantly pointing out the semester's first wetspot:

http://communications.uwo.ca/media/media/image/744.jpeg

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

*wishing I wasn't at work*

― FiFi (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

see Ned, irony is lost on Canadians, take it from me.

You zany Canucks, you oddball toque-wearers.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Cute girls.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

With a name like Grindrod, it has to be buzzcut.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

xxx-post

that was around 93/94 Rob? i actually kind of remember that. didn't they post things around the women's crisis centre or something?

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

addendum

my friend picked up the zoobucks girl a few years later at a halloween party. he was dressed as a gangster, and she was dressed as... a nurse. which was ironic because, later that night, he took her temperature, in a way.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

kim - it was 89/90. tape signs in dorm windows. 'no means tie me up' was the one that kicked it all off. classy stuff.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

god the belt-phone is such hot styles

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

and the laminate... be back in a bit

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

There's just something so tawdry and pathetic about trading sex for zoobucks. It's not even real money! And they're called zoobucks! That's worse than having clownsex with Mike Score.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

SEE Western really IS better than Queens...

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

rob, that does sound familar. perhaps people were *still* talking about it - or there was an imitation incident or something. i do know that a male "friend" of ours (i was living in a house with four other girls) thought it would be funny to tape some hardcore porn pictures to our kitchen window. luckily for his continued survival, his far more couth roommate talked him out of it.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

where do girls learn this stuff? seriously, at 18, as a first year college student, how is a girl adept at strip teasing and lapdancing? where has she seen this enough to know how to replicate it, in front of lots of people no less, with cameras no less, about to broadcast over the inernet no less. oh - bingo! the internet.

i'm old. i wonder what kind of whore i would have turned out to be had al gore discovered the internet a little earlier?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

That's worse than having clownsex with Mike Score.

...for zoobucks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

where has she seen this enough to know how to replicate it

hell, ignore the internet... how about pop videos?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, in defense of zoobucks, they have a better exchange rate than our dollar.

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

They have to make their own entertainment in Canada. Literally, in this case.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

I know, I've seen Red Green.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

real strippers don't take fake money

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

― zoozen zarandon (Cozen), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

apparently she did this for free in the end...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

I was so innocent when I was 18. Didn't know it at the time, but with hindsight and everything it's quite scary.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

of course pop videos!
i haven't seen the mtv in years.
but i did download the uncensored nelly 'tip drill' video. it's remarkable.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

'in the end'

(so you don't have to)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

red green's son went to my school as well! despite driving a benz that was hopped up on monster tires, he was a nice enough dude.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

the idea was that people used them as currency to get others to perform party tricks, such as, i don't know, singing or doing the running man. it was the beginning of the year, and the whole stunt was engineered as a social icebreaker.

See, the zoobucks performed their stated purpose of bringing people together. The blowjob was inevitable, the zoobucks just provided the excuse. Banning zoobucks will solve nothing!

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

did you at least get to use them in a zoo???

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

we don't need zoos in canada. we just go outside.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

The incident raises questions about how far a university can go in protecting students, particularly younger ones from themselves.

Most telling sentence in that whole article.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

it's also missing a comma.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

It would be more grammatical if there were such a thing, in Canada, as a "themselve," and a "themselve" was actually a sort of place, and there were lots of them, and students came from them, but those students were drunk and horny and did wacky things. Thus the incident could raise questions about how far a university can go in protecting students, particularly younger ones from themselves, from themselves.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

a girl did this in my dorm all the time. this was 92ish, she would even bring her own boombox and tapes

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

Themself?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

The uncensored pics can be seen here--

http://voiceofajunkie.blogspot.com/

Judging by the groups of homely losers in most of the pics, my guess is that money was involved in these shows. And if so, what seems to be oral sex in a couple of the shots would probably constitute prostitution.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

I like how in this one she appears to have some serious calf hair.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha 8-upper! skeeziest floor ever! some things never change.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

These are kind of depressing, actually. The people involved in teenage stripteases and public copulation should look like they're having more fun than this.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

an important message to tomorrow's strippers from milo: wear more propeller hats

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

the Grindrod element reaffirms the 'life imitates Screwballs' nature of all this

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

they all look so blase

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

except for this guy, who has just hit his first double ever

http://img15.imgspot.com/u/05/340/21/stripparty21134009128.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

note: the unmolested textbooks

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

My best friend lived in Saugeen at the time of the Zoobucks incident and he still laughs about it. My little sister also went on to live there later. From what I've heard from them, and saw on my own during visits, this isn't that out there. Only difference is someone posted pictures. Western has been trying to kick the party school image for ages, and this is not going to help things out.

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

It all looks like fun and games, but honestly. How the hell did this become an international incident?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

A crusty old dean, no doubt

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha @ "hit a double"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

This happens at universities everywhere. I go to U of Waterloo: a school with a buttoned-down reputation and probably the only university that has more guys than chicks. Yet, during my first year, stuff like this happened in our dorm resonably often. A girl I remember only as Kermit took pictures of herself masturbating and they were passed around via msn. I don't even think that that was consensual, like this incident was. I don't know why people are making such a big deal about it, other than the fact that it confirms stereotypes about Western's student social scene.

― Lucan, Friday, 16 December 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

A girl I remember only as Kermit

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

i thot i would get some fratboy hotties in the process, but everyone looks so bored--how could you be bored by sex that young?

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

Not everyone.

http://img15.imgspot.com/u/05/340/21/stripparty21134009128.jpg

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

ok what was the name that was so funny?

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 July 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

Grindrod.

― fields of salmon, Friday, 31 July 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 July 2009 23:28 (sixteen years ago)

Bizarre. . . I was thinking about this a few days ago.

I knew people that (I think) lived in the same university dorm as the character in question in this thread.

― Kommen sie bitte und listen to Kraftwerk (EDB), Saturday, 1 August 2009 02:11 (sixteen years ago)

Such dorm which I believe held/holds some sort of record for the dorm with the highest STI rate in I think Canada.

― Kommen sie bitte und listen to Kraftwerk (EDB), Saturday, 1 August 2009 02:12 (sixteen years ago)

The incident raises questions about how far a university can go in protecting students, particularly younger ones from themselves.

Most telling sentence in that whole article.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 21:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

it's also missing a comma.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:06 (3 years ago)

I don't get any of this. Where is the comma necessary, and how does that subordinate clause not make sense?

― bamcquern, Saturday, 1 August 2009 03:04 (sixteen years ago)

particularly younger ones, from themselves

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

"younger ones from themselves"

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

No, it still makes sense without the comma. I get what you're saying, but that doesn't mean it doesn't make sense the way it is. The university protects the younger ones from themselves.

― bamcquern, Saturday, 1 August 2009 03:27 (sixteen years ago)

It's not beautiful prose, but neither is it broken, nonsensical or somehow grammatically or syntactically wrong.

― bamcquern, Saturday, 1 August 2009 03:28 (sixteen years ago)

i think it is grammatically wrong but i could really give a fuck tbh

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

Finally , a college girl gets naked on the internet.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, December 13, 2005 8:07 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

― ian, Saturday, 1 August 2009 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

― bamcquern, Saturday, 1 August 2009 03:31 (sixteen years ago)

"particularly younger ones" is a parenthetical/unnecessary detail. i think that was the reasoning for my grammar policing 3 yrs ago.

― ian, Saturday, 1 August 2009 03:31 (sixteen years ago)

I can see your point, officer.

― bamcquern, Saturday, 1 August 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

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