When WILL we meek inherit the earth?

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Will we even inherit it at all? Is it just a ruse to keep us meek? 'Cause if we ain't gonna inherit anything then I'm gonna start putting my foot down. I've been too meek for too long.

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

When we say so. Now get back in your box.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

Joe's dead.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

It's pencilled in for next Thursday.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

Problem is, that when Christ made this promise, the Earth wasn't technically his to give away. It's like me saying that ILX will inherit Skegness when I die.

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

Yes, it was a ruse. Moses was smart enough to give people scary laws and the rest followed suit. Evil was an idea created by man. Read The Greek Qabalah to get a better understanding of the Bible and a better idea of where the Hebrews got their ideas as well.
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― Preacher Man On The Corner, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

bible typo alert. it's not the meek who are gonna inherit the earth, it's the geeks. cos they're the only ones who know how to work shit.

― emsk ( emsk), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

Blessed are the cheesemakers...

― jz, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Stop your meekness, it was all just a misunderstanding. Drunk translator monks & stuff.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

In The Bible, the meek shall inherit the earth. In Soviet Russia, the earth shall inherit the meek!

― Yakov Smirnoff, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

So I've been bowing and scraping and apologising for nothing then?

Bah bloody humbug.

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

... in Soviet Russia, my tits are starting to get on Yakov.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

at least we know that joe meek won't inherit the earth.

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

You're wrong!

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― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

The Mekon will inherit the earth...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

I bet you are not meek

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

at least we know that joe meek won't inherit the earth.

As I already said, Joe's dead.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

None more meek than the dead.

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

I'm as meek as a big bad meek thing. Honestly, the meekness is coming off me in waves. Fear my meek.

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

That was the meek that was

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

you are not meek

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

Alright. I'm not meek. Sorry.

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

as the greatest poet of two or three generations once said:

"you say what about the meek?
i say they've got a bloody cheek"

and emsk, you're half right. it is a typo, but it's actually the "mooks" who shall inherit the earth. in which case: bring my share the fuck on.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

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