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Speaking as part of a tour of south-east Iran, Mr Ahmadinejad said that if Europeans insisted the Holocaust did happen, then it was they who were responsible and they should pay the price.

"If you committed this big crime, then why should the oppressed Palestinian nation pay the price?" Mr Ahmadinejad asked.

"This is our proposal: if you committed the crime, then give a part of your own land in Europe, the United States, Canada or Alaska to them [Jews], so that the Jews can establish their country," he said.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

The whitefish salad would be really really fresh there. Good luck finding a decent bagel.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

The Europeans own land in the United States, Canada and Alaska?

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

And Alaska isn't part of the United States?

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Good luck finding a decent bagel.

That was an episode of Northern Exposure.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Then of course there would be all sorts of Jewlaska/Inuit tensions. It might not be such a good idea after all.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Bush to Israel: "Take New Orleans, we're not using it or anything."

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

One of the things that really annoys me about this rhetoric (one among many) is this pretense that there was once a) a Palestinian nation (there wasn't and there never has been - the Palestinians have been perpetually oppressed by a neverending succession of foreign occupiers) and b) the implied pious concern on the part of the Arab world for Palestinians, a group of people who were historically treated like shit by every Arab power in the region. Now, I don't support Israel at all and consider it to be largely a racist police state, but this shit is just so fucking stupid and unhelpful...

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

A Jewy Alaska would be great! Think of the LOX!

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

i just looked. seasons 1-3 of northern exposure goes for about a hundred bucks. i really want it all of a sudden. i haven't seen it in so long. maybe it's time to re-up my netflix account.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

"but this shit is just so fucking stupid and unhelpful..."

when was the last time an Iranian leader was "helpful". oh wait, the shah, i forgot. people used to take vacations there in the 50's. it was swanky like cuba.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

haha!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

the implied pious concern on the part of the Arab world for Palestinians...

except that iranians aren't arabs, so they care EVEN LESS for the palestinians, most likely.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

i just looked. seasons 1-3 of northern exposure goes for about a hundred bucks

The DVDs come in these great little mini zippered parkas.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

yeah yeah I know Iranians are Persians (I was trying to keep it simple)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

also, not having a state != not being a nation, otherwise the whole debate wld be sorta pointless.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

The Kurds are gonna make a nation, I shit you not. It's been coming for a long, long time.

andy --, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

"na·tion ( nā ' shən ) n. A relatively large group of people organized under a single, usually independent government;"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

so, uh, what's the PA then?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

The Palestinian National Authority wasn't established until 1993, and even now I wouldn't exactly call it entirely independent. Israel was not created out of an already existing Palestinian state, which is what Ahmadinejad's comments imply.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

I mean, the actual facts about Israel's creation are bad enough, muddying the waters like this is just counterproductive.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I don't think he lets facts get in the way of anything:


Addressing the crowds in Zahedan, Mr Ahmadinejad said: "Today, they have created a myth in the name of Holocaust and consider it to be above God, religion and the prophets."

He has previously expressed doubts about the murder of the Jews by the Nazis, but today was the first time he said publicly that the Holocaust was a myth.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

you know, both he and bush believe in a day of judgement that culminates in a fiery inferno that destroys the world. apparently there is a scary muslim version that i didn't know about.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

*sigh*

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

ffsake, the dictionary defs online are fairly k-lame but even the one you posted only said "usually" -- or why do they call it a nation-state if the two mean the same thing, huh smartguy? ok, back to contemplating impending doom then or something i guess.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

even now I wouldn't exactly call it entirely independent

even now i wouldn't call it anywhere near independent.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

There are families of old believer russian orthodox in alaska! I saw it in national geographic.

andy ---, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

jewish autonomous region, bro.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

http://dioceseofalaska.org/images/yeltsin/IMG_1105.JPG

Former Russian President
Boris Yeltsin Visits
St. Michael the Archangel Cathedral
Sitka, Alaska
August 12, 2005

andy --, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

yeah sitka's got teh onion domes, bro.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

ship the jews to russia, the russians to alaska, the alaskans to canada, the iranians to iraq, the northern irish to iran, etc.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Half full... At least moving Israel to Alaska is a step up from just completely wiping it off the map.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Next year in ANWR!

http://web.mit.edu/ninadm/www/pesac458.jpg

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, it's just wiping it around the map. xpost

andy --, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

jewish autonomous region, bro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Autonomous_Oblast

During the 1930's, I think there was ten times more money from Jewish charities going toward Birobidzhan than Palestine.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Also, Ahmadinejad should use his logic to set up a Jewish state in part of modern-day Iran, since the Jewish community there is 2700 years old and predates the arrival of the Persians.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

"*sigh*"

It's true though! I saw it on CNN. I didn't know that there was an Islamic doomsday scenario. He has a lot of Iranians scared. He believes in the return of an ancient prophet that results in you know what. It was news to me.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

There's not a whole lot of jews left in Iran, but from what I understand they're pretty much left alone.

andy --, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

doesn't *every* religion have a version of the apocalypse? Seems pretty standard to me.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

HO HUM

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Wow, Boris Yeltsin looks pretty good in that picture. Looks like he's lost a little weight, and his complexion is a couple shades lighter than completely drunk.

Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if Ahmadinejad will actually prove to be a positive development for Iran. When he was elected, it seemed that Iran's liberalization had stalled. But now that he's proven to be such a moron and harmful to Iran's interests, the reformists in Iran might gain strength.

Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Obviously the idea of moving Israel to Alaska in 2005 is a fairly nutty idea... but back in 1945, wouldnt it have saved a lot of heartache if they'd established a Jewish state in Germany? Afterall the holocaust was German idea obviously, so why should the palestinians be the ones to give up teritory? The Germans would have been way too guilt ridden to complain. Also, the way it worked out with Israel tucked away safely in the middle east, Hitler got exactly what he wanted, didnt he? ie the complete expulsion of jews from europe.

Spence Carnivore, Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

My old flatmate would contest the idea that Jews have all been expelled from Europe, although Ireland is hardly the continent.

but yeah, Germany ran up the bill, let it pay the price. That would have made sense in 1945, if you accept the principle that establishing ethnically monolithic new states is ever a good idea.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Jews had been going to israel since well before the holocaust. I don't think they(we) wanted to stay in germany...or poland...or russia...etc.

Israel, New Jersey or bust!

And having visited the "jewish quarters" of both Prague and Krakow, I'd attest that yes, almost all Jews have been expelled from europe. 1.5 mil jews in ALL of Europe, 6 mil in North America alone, 5 mil in Israel.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

the thing about this whole "why can't Israel be somewhere else?" proposition rather stupidly (and conveniently) sidesteps the fact that many Jews (well, the Zionist ones at least) consider Israel THE HOLY LAND - given to them BY GOD. By comparison, Alaska (or Germany) would just be so much more "wandering in the desert". The religious rationale for centering Israel around Jerusalem is rather obvious, its weird that no one brings it up.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I'm not religious, so the importance of religious rationales are kind of hard for me to understand. I imagine most ILXers are the same.

But that element is central to the Israel mess, for sure.

Super Cub (Debito), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

I guess I should be happy that *someone* here understands that a) there is not and never was a specifically Arab state of "Palestine" and b) Israel is where it is becuase of its Biblical connection - otherwise maybe we would've taken Uganda like Herzl was offered in the 1920s. But I don't agree that it's a "racist police state." There are Arabs in the Knesset. Gays and lesbians have civil rights. For all its flaws, Israel is the most secure place to be in the Middle East right now. Could it stand to improve? Sure.

mike a, Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

I call it a racist police state because there is a large segment of the Israeli population that is denied citizenship, voting rights, freedom of movement, and other political rights and freedoms or protections under enjoyed by Israeli citizens who live in the same areas based solely on their ethnicity. That is fucked up and wrong, and it is maintained by the (often excessive) use of military force. Ethnic group isolated and denied rights by force of government arms = racist police state.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

>> Jews consider Israel THE HOLY LAND - given to them BY GOD.

I did sidestep that issue alright, but we're getting into some gnarly teritory here. Israel is a nominally secular state. Establishing this sate where the bible said it should be is an unfortunate conflation of politics and religion, empowering the hardcore religious section of Israeli society and establishing an unfortunate precedent wherby the UN is seen to rubber stamp a religious text, or a folk memory, and giving precence to one period in history over another. Why cant I start a country in Africa? We're all from Africa originally, right? I wonder how Spain will feel about this when the Caliphate is knocking at their door.

How much easier it would have been to have considered Isreal to be a metaphor, Bavaria - Isreal of the mind... something like that.

Spence Carnivore, Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

What do you recommend we do about India and Pakistan, by the way?

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 December 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

It's different - we're already involved in Israel.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.upi.com/SecurityTerrorism/view.php?StoryID=20051215-114001-1453r

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 December 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

You have a point.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

Well, blame India sucking up to Moscow in the '80s for this one.

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 December 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

In the 80s? Wasn't it their policy since independence (in the 40s)?

Sundar (sundar), Friday, 16 December 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but it was when the Soviets invaded Afghanistan that India stuck in Reagan's craw, and he decided to send Pakistan the planes. It got a bit murky when we learned about their lack of concern for human rights, but, 20 years, we delivered.

But you're right -- It was in the '40s that India allied itself with Them and Pakistan with Us.

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:06 (twenty years ago)

Dave B is incorrect -- Judaism helps one obtain citizenship in Israel but is not a prerequisite. The Arab residents of non-"disputed" areas (the territories) are, at least on paper, full citizens and have representation in the Knesset.

But many former residents of the 'non-disputed' territories, driven out by the terrorist formation of israel, do not have any such rights.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. 1 state solution, palestinians and israelis with equal rights, nothing else produces a viable country.

Ed (dali), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

1 state solution produces Palestinian country in which Jews are a second-class minority.

"Terrorist formation of Israel" -- what does that mean, exactly?

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

Jewish terror groups used inidscriminate bombing to drive out the British forces quicker than might otherwise have been the case, leaving a power vacuum which was used to grab more land for the Jewish state than had been alocated to it by the UN.

The one state solution produces a country much like south africa where the palestinians, are in deed in the majority but the Jews have all the economic clout. And I think that there is much more in common between the aspirations of the bulk of Palestinians and the bulk of the jewish population (not being blown up, good schools, hospitals, housing, jobs etc.).

Ed (dali), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:32 (twenty years ago)

I've never heard it suggested that Jewish terrorist bombings against the British (which were by no means "indiscriminate") were the deciding factor in the foundation of Israel.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.harpers.org/SavingIsraelFromItself.html
This is a very interesting, even-handed piece.

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

(and the bombings did help convince the Brits to get the hell out, though they were by no means the deciding factor)

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

Israel was in the works for a long time. There were a variety of camps within Zionism on *how* it should happen -- most of whom did not agree with the approach of groups like Irgun. Violence had also already been perpetrated against Jewish communities by Arab groups increasingly unhappy with Jewish settlement in the area. The bombings may in fact have, for better or for worse (likely for worse), precipitated the founding of the state.

I'll gladly read the Harper's piece -- judging from the title I already agree with it.

I recommend "One Palestine, Complete" by Tom Segev for an even-handed look at the mandate period.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

Pay no attention to Ed, he likes to talk about the part of history where the Jews attacked the British while completely ignoring the parts where the British attacked the Jews, the Arabs attacked the Jews, the Jews attacked the Arabs, the Arabs attacked the British, and the British attacked the Arabs.

It's kind of like discussing the Iraq war and only mentioning the instances where the "insurgents" attack those peacekeeping American soldiers.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

I don't like to ignore it at all, but much more rarely does the idea of Jews as aggressors in Isreal/Mandate Palestine ever get a mention. There is guilt on all sides, probably not least on the British side. Nonetheless, it beings up one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. Most pro-isreal people choose to leave out the bombed police stations and Arab settlements.

Perhaps I am a litle on the hasty side but it is well documented that the untenable situation fced by the madtory forces in the period hastened their withrawal and the formation of the State of Isreal and it certainly helped in the driving out of hundreds of thousands of palestinians. OK so everyone was bombing everyone but the Jews ended up with all of the stolen Land. The UN resolutions of the perriod, whilst granting a state and setting up boundaries (all overrun) did not give the jews licence to kick out the existing population and steal their homes and livelyhoods.

There are certainly worthwhile parallels to be drawn with the current Iraq situation, however they can be only be drawn with an honesty about both situations.

Ed (dali), Friday, 16 December 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

You're ignoring everything that doesn't conveniently support your argument again, but I'll just highlight one thing:

OK so everyone was bombing everyone but the Jews ended up with all of the stolen Land.

Who ended up with the West Bank and Gaza?

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 16 December 2005 08:10 (twenty years ago)

my fav part is the massad forces who helped engineer attacks on jewish ppl. in neighboring states to force them to israel

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 16 December 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

The palestinians (or rather Egypt and Jordan) ended up with a much smaller west bank and gaza than the UN granted them.

Ed (dali), Friday, 16 December 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

Oh god what an irony is buried within that Harper's piece:

People who put things this way, presumably to maintain Zionist momentum, have actually lost touch with what Zionism was mostly about at its inception, the power and grace of Hebrew culture. They underestimate the capacity of Israel’s cities to absorb new generations, including Arab citizens and foreign workers, to something both fully democratic and patently Jewish, yet in a way that does not presume to straighten the crooked timber—in short, to make Israel Jewish the way France is French

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

much more rarely does the idea of Jews as aggressors in Isreal/Mandate Palestine ever get a mention.

If you can't find people who are willing to criticize Israel you aren't looking very hard. Anyway, since you say "there is guilt on all sides," don't you think it might be more useful to just describe what you think the situation in pre-state Palestine was actually like, rather than distorting it in order to counteract pro-Israel propaganda (or whatever you're trying to do)?

Nonetheless, it beings up one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter

Deep.

31g (31g), Friday, 16 December 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

The palestinians (or rather Egypt and Jordan) ended up with a much smaller west bank and gaza than the UN granted them.
-- Ed (dal...), December 16th, 2005.

wasn't this cos they invaded israel immediately on its foundation?

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

There's a really annoying tendency of pro-Israeli debaters to act like the way I used to when I was about 15. If (say), I'd been caught drinking, they'd lecture me, and I'd say 'b-but you drink!' to which they'd go 'but we can handle it' and I'd respond with 'b-but you didn't at last year's family xmas party!' ad infinitum. If we made points like 'Israel, compared to all its neighbours, is a sack of shit', then brining up what those neighbours are like would be valid. But I didn't, and nor do most critics of Israel. We're not fucking blind.

Every point is an invitation to turn it around like some wanky Oxford Union debate, instead of getting to the heart of the matter. Which is this: the treatment of the Palestinians inside the occupied territories is an affront to all standards of civilised behaviour and shows that as far as the Israeli state is concerned, the Palestianians are unpeople who have no claim to any of the rights civilised states afford their peoples - heat, water, light, shelter, freedom from capricious military intervention, random violence and so on.

I'm with Ed (and Edward Said) - a twin-state solution will institutionalise the respective hatreds and will embed them. Only a reconciliation and equal rights in a single state solution can truly offer a way forward that promises and end to the death.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 16 December 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

Every point is an invitation to turn it around like some wanky Oxford Union debate, instead of getting to the heart of the matter. Which is this: the treatment of the Palestinians inside the occupied territories is an affront to all standards of civilised behaviour and shows that as far as the Israeli state is concerned, the Palestianians are unpeople who have no claim to any of the rights civilised states afford their peoples - heat, water, light, shelter, freedom from capricious military intervention, random violence and so on.

this is the ultimate union-style power move, though, claiming your own view as the absolute heart of the matter, opposed to all that wanky non-argument stuff other people harp on with. i'm not sure that yr characterisation is 100% valid w/r/t to 'the Palestinians' as a whole, but obv it applies to a great degree.

Only a reconciliation and equal rights in a single state solution can truly offer a way forward that promises and end to the death.

this is more important because there's a kind of disconnect, perhaps, between a good idea, and the elements on the ground that might make it feasible. for it to happen, both sides at least need to confront historical truths.


Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

xpost
It's impossible to decontextualise the debate in the way you want to. Because what people regard as the "heart of the matter" is subjective. The Israelis use exactly the same decontextualising arguments, but for them it's terrorism and suicide bombings that are the "heart of the matter", that are an affront to civilisation etc etc.

The single state solution is a utopian fantasy that will never happen. Countries comprising two roughly equal ethnic populations that have historically been at loggerheads don't have a great track record for peace, harmony and stability. Yugoslavia to thread. When even countries like Belgium struggle to stay unitary, when even the Czexhs and the Slovaks end up splitting up, I can't see any hope whatsoever for a unitary Israeli/Palestinian state. Realistically, some sort of workable two state solution is the best hope.

jz, Friday, 16 December 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

Jewish people have (sometimes intense) personal/religious/sentimental/family/cultural ties to Israel that I don't. For me, it's just a country. For them, it's a part of their culture or their heritage.

I think you're missing a subtlety here. I may not be a good representative, but I pretty much have never conceived of Israel qua political entity or even historical-religious site as in any way integral to my culture/heritage (tho maybe I should). What I do feel is an inherent connection to the Jewish people who live there, even though I barely know any, because they share, at least in a very broad sense, the same religious/cultural identity, which identity is always at least mildly threatened by its numerical minority status and religious/cultural outsiderism.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

I'll bet I'd be into the desert, tho

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 December 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

gabbneb, I feel the same.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

also, "Israel" within the Jewish community can be used to refer not only to the nation-state but also to the Jewish people, worldwide

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Just to toss another minor, obvious point in here: it's not hard to think of reasons why people in the west might be more concerned about problematic Israeli policies than they are about similar problems elsewhere. For Americans, one reason might be that we lend lots of political, economic, and military support to Israel, a lot of which is specifically devoted to carrying out these policies; we're involved to the point of abetting. For the west in general, another reason might be that this particular situation has much broader ramifications than others you might name; it has wider impacts that bear on whole bunch of other import issues, in ways both major and minor, fair and unfair.

Just two reasons why a person might be more concerned or vocal about this problem than more localized "distant" similar-problems elsewhere.

nabiscothingy, Friday, 16 December 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Although, the U.S. does give support to plenty of other governments in the region that are far less democratic and mindful of human rights, as mentioned upthread. Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and Jordan are just three that come to mind. All of these countries receive direct aid from the U.S., and some, if not all of them, receive military assistance. The U.S. can hold its nose and support Pakistan, because its interests are served by doing that.

Israel, on the other hand, is supported more out of principle than realpolitik. Israel is held to a higher standard by many, because it is a democracy, and the country's formation is tied to the persecution of Jews in the 20th Century.

So, many people do have a different standard for Israel than other countries in the region. Personally, I think this is a good thing.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Well part of our presumed interest in protecting Israel is that it represents the same values of secular democracy and peace-loving freedom that we're meant to represent, so yes, it makes sense to me to pay particular attention to the areas where that seems potentially less than true.

Another obvious thing is that there are countless nations where different groups are or feel completely ill-served and mistreated by the central government -- but with Palestinians there is a whole extra notable layer, which is that they're one of few such groups who are explicitly considered not to be a part of the state in question, who are held in some sort of nationless statusless Zone in some truly-unusual wildlife-refuge manner. It's not hard to imagine why this might occupy a larger spot in people's attention than the more common dynamic of the marginalized or oppressed citizen-group.

nabiscothingy, Friday, 16 December 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

How does Israel compare to Turkey and the Kurds? I don't know that much about that situation, but it seems like there could be parallels.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

also, "Israel" within the Jewish community can be used to refer not only to the nation-state but also to the Jewish people, worldwide

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), December 16th, 2005.

I've never heard this, except maybe in a very very metaphorical way in a Jewish prayer or something.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

jz totally OTM about 2-state vs. 1-state.

And I don't even think Palestinian leadersip is all that interested in one state except as a threat (Arafat saying the greatest weapon Palestinians have is the womb).

What I do think could happen that would be ideal is a sort of cooperative two-state system in which eventually workers and goods flow relatively freely across the borders (they did so more at one point). I've heard some Israelis talk nostalgically about the days when you at least might have Palestinian acquaintances because they came across the border to work in Israel, and I think that people on both sides are less prone to hatred when they have any kind of contact with each other.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

In a way I think of Israel more as a spiritual/emotional burden to which I am resigned than as a "beautiful part of my culture/heritage". I can't stand these Birthright-tripping Hillel kids who buy into all the propaganda. Neither can my Israeli gf, btw. I love Israel and find it to be a fascinating place, but it's much more painful for me to feel like my culture is responsible for great harm than it is happy to think that there's a Jewish state. I feel attachment to it, sure, but it's a bittersweet attachment. Growing up I admittedly liked to hear the aggrandized stories of the independence war and six-day war because hey, for the first time the world has seen the fighting Jew! Enough getting kicked around.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

I've never heard this, except maybe in a very very metaphorical way in a Jewish prayer or something.

right, i meant in the metaphorical sense and wasn't saying it's common usage. but the nation-state is in some sense metaphorical.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

I want a hot Israeli girlfriend.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/9738/81rv.jpg

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

YOWZA!

Most Israeli women think we American Jews are soft and spoiled. OTOH they think we're less chauvenistic and more gentle, which is supposedly some of what worked in my favor.

My gf basically just looks like a fitter American Jew anyway - all eastern-european ancestry and no ability to tan.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, Jews in Alaska...

http://www.frozenchosen.org/

dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Haha frozenchozen

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

I want a hot Israeli girlfriend.

Me too.


giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

T&A: the greater unifier.

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

I had an israeli girlfriend. Or I went on a few dates with an israeli girl? Or I dunno, she was insane. It was over when she was supposed to call me after going to a Fischerspooner concert and I didn't hear from her in a week, when I finally got in touch she said "oh sorry, we (her crazy friends and her) drove to a closed down amusement park and did cocaine for a week."

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

I am sort of dating a girl who is doing Birthright right now :x

GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Israel has that whole backpacker/hippie/army/druggy/gucci culture going on. It's like a combination of Europeon backpacker culture and Middle Eastern bling. I don't quite get it, but it seems to be related to the army draft somehow.

xpost

Super Cub (Debito), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

haha I know what you mean - the hippie-gucci-backpacking Israeli tourists in India were a pretty strange site. I guess that's their current fave tourist destination (I mean there were even signs and menus in Hebrew in Pushkar! wtf)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

Yes, it has very much to do with the draft -- people are very miserable for there two-three years of military and feel a need to unwind afterwards -- this is compounded by the fact that there's basically nowhere to go in the tiny crowded country of Israel and that it's very difficult, if at all possible, for Israelis to travel to any bordering countries.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

I keep hearing the song "Going to Alaska" in my head when I ever I see this thread.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 17 December 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)


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