the combination of garlic and bread

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dear random piece of foccacia acquired at the union square whole foods for $1.39: i love you.

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

onion square hole foods.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

ha ha

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

there's also garlic knots, garlic naan, garlic bagels/bialys...

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

the combination of garlic and breath

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

i want this thread to be as long as the burrito thread

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

i love garlic and bread. garlic knots are dirt cheap and filling--good food for pre-drinking stomach fillah. i like to make my burger bunz into garlic bread. delish.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

the italian place near me does mozzarella garlic bread. yowza.

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

focaccia with giant chunks of roasted garlic is the best.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

I love garlic + bread, but I have a mental block about garlic naan. has anyone encountered an Indian food that garli naan actually tastes right with? it freaks me out.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

if you have, like, just bread and garlic, how do you make garlic bread? or do you have to make a garlic butter?

― foxy boxer (stevie), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

HOW DO I SHOT BREAD?

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

best way:

roast teh garlics in the oven
let cool off, i guess
take and squeeze insides out all over the bread slice
presto magic.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

best way without using butter or olive oil or other ingredients, i mean. tho you really need the olive oil to roast the garlic.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Chew peeled garlic use resulting paste etc

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

has anyone encountered an Indian food that garli naan actually tastes right with? it freaks me out.

all indian food tastes good with garlic naan! maybe you've just had bad naan.

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

oooh, i have olive oil, thanks ally

― foxy boxer (stevie), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

haha that typo is fun to say. "garli naan."

xpost yr welcome, actually I've seen real authentic good quality Italian restaurants serve the bread that way, with just the halved roasted garlic and you squeezed the now-paste-like garlic onto the bread. It works just fine!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

you can also just mash the garlic into a fine paste and spread it on the bread if you dont have any olive oil. tho its a bit...strong.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

You're tempting me to take a cheese grater to garlic inexplicably now. I did that last night to an onion, bad idea. That's totally off topic though.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/images/320/peterkay.jpg

― Masked Gazza, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

i eat garlic knots now cuz of this thread.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

lives changed by ilx, on the next oprah

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to roast garlic and smarm it all over my bread, RIGHT NOW. Thank you!

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

I want garlic knots so bad

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

I kind of read that as gizzarlic.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

if you have, like, just bread and garlic, how do you make garlic bread? or do you have to make a garlic butter?

Our family method is to heat buttered slices of sourdough in the oven, then run them under the broiler briefly to brown them and give them a hard toasty top. When they come out, rub them down with a garlic clove -- you'll get a fair amount on there. Don't use margarine -- it's at least 1/2 water and will make it hard to get a toasty top.

This was just about my favorite food when I was a kid. I had my tonsils out at one point, and the first night back home from the hospital, my mother made spaghetti and garlic bread for dinner. I threw a pretty big fit because I had to eat pudding and ice cream instead of garlic bread.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

I am eating the roasted garlic and olive oil on seeded ficelle (extra slender baguette) RIGHT NOW! With a salad—arugula, grape tomatoes, scallions, avocado, warm hard boiled egg, and vinaigrette. And delicious cheap malbec. I just opened another bottle. My husband is out shooting pool. He has NO IDEA this is going on.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 15 December 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Haha! I just ate the last of the salty garlic-dill cheese curds (there are still garlic-only and chipotle ones in the fridge). With a slice of excellent (if I do say so myself) home-baked bread.

― Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 15 December 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rhodesbread.com/consumer/recipes/recipeimage/TexasCheeseToastMedium.jpg

http://www.leboncroissant.com/images/cheesetoast.jpg

Texas Cheese Toast with garlic is also awesome.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 15 December 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

As I am starting to feel headcoldey, I just scoffed a plain thin woodfired pizza covered in tons of garlic slices and rock salt. mmmm.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

My dad brought a tube of garlic butter from Japan. I think it lasted about three days tops. I love toast with garlic buttah.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 15 December 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

Garlic soup.

― moley, Thursday, 15 December 2005 08:51 (twenty years ago)

big soft hunks of garlic on pizza.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 15 December 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

Mmmmm, garlic doughballs dipped in garlic butter....

Sainsburys do an Extra Garlicky Garlic Bread. It's luminous green. I don't know why it's so green but it's sooooo garlicky.

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Thursday, 15 December 2005 09:25 (twenty years ago)

my ultimate garlic spread:

you need garlic in three different stages 1. roasted 2 sweated 3. totally raw.

you get the smoky 'bass' of the roasted, the 'mid-range' sweated (or par-roasted) and the joyous 'top-end' of the raw (just a bit goes a long way). mix to taste. full frequency and stores easy too for pissed snacks.

― john clarkson, Thursday, 15 December 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

gonna roast a shitload of garlic tonight.

― adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

penis, nv

― i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, that was a good one

― pan loco y salsa loca (get bent), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.ozarin.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/phoenix-wright-objection.jpg

― A Zed and Two Nults (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bandstores.co.uk/prodimages/g-bread-ts-f.gif

― Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:29 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/OMGsplosion_likes_Garlic_Bread.jpg

FUCK I WANT THIS SO BAD RIGHT NOW UUUUUNNGGGHHHHHH

― ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

gotta have garlic bread

http://www.foodnetwork.com/videos/the-contessas-garlic-bread/82490.html

― ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)

okay for fucking real I am making that garlic bread recipe tomorrow

― ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)

I want garlic knots so bad
― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, December 14, 2005 4:50 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 02:03 (twelve years ago)

meeee toooo

― dunham checks in (get bent), Friday, 14 June 2013 02:08 (twelve years ago)

durz a place by my work that has rull rull good garlic knots; gonna peep summa dem knots 2mrw

― ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)

the yuppie pizza restaurant up the street from me serves a complimentary garlic-knot amuse bouche with every meal.

― dunham checks in (get bent), Friday, 14 June 2013 02:26 (twelve years ago)

I love my friend J because sometimes she buys me garlic knots.

― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 14 June 2013 02:43 (twelve years ago)

I HAD GARLIC KNOTS YESTERDAY AND THEY WERE PERFECTION

― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 June 2013 20:11 (twelve years ago)

xp I want a friend who buys me garlic knots

― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 June 2013 20:12 (twelve years ago)

I would buy you garlic knots.

― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 16 June 2013 05:13 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

I am at a pizzeria that makes their garlic knots with GARLIC POWDER
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NOISE
Also I am p sure this is crescent roll dough.
This place is called NYPD Pizza. Their slices are competent enough but they probably short-change minorities and spy on people. I only came here because it was half a block from the bar that I'm going back to in 20 min to meet a friend
In summary: fuck this place, F-, would not buy from again

― Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 28 November 2013 01:09 (twelve years ago)

I am seriously going to have a garlic knot themed 27th birthday party come August.

― Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 28 November 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)

OMG 27th? I was 18 when I started posting here #memories #wistfulness #remembranceofthingspast #garlicknots

― Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 28 November 2013 01:13 (twelve years ago)

#life

― Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 28 November 2013 01:13 (twelve years ago)

i want garlic knots.

― ian, Thursday, 28 November 2013 02:08 (twelve years ago)

Lol I've been to NYPD pizza. IIRC the people I was with also got their 'garlic' 'knots'

Feel bad for you man

― 乒乓, Thursday, 28 November 2013 02:09 (twelve years ago)

Might open a specialty place called 'The Have Knots' that only sells artisanal garlic knots

― 乒乓, Thursday, 28 November 2013 02:10 (twelve years ago)

sad that all of Garlic Is As Good as Ten Mothers is not on youtube :(

― ian, Thursday, 28 November 2013 02:21 (twelve years ago)

omg I have not thought abt that film in like 6 years

― Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 28 November 2013 03:13 (twelve years ago)

making garlic bread for thanksgiving

― sarahell, Thursday, 28 November 2013 03:16 (twelve years ago)

I want dat garlic brad

― Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:18 (twelve years ago)

seven months pass...

hey guys

I might have breadsticks tonight

! ! ! !

― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 July 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)

ome time I got really stoned and wrote a poem abt garlic bread but idk where it is :-/

― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 July 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

wait nvm I just found it

― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 July 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

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