just in time for the holidays: hipster bullshit action figures

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― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

i like how the do guy has a crass tattoo.

― baked beans (Royal Bed Bouncer), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

i have dated a disproportionate amount of girls who look like the "do" girl. it makes me feel kind dirty now.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

Tho Craig does have that certain "dude bro" quality to him.

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

haha that don't guy has MANDALS.

and i have forwarded this link to my friend with that crass tattoo.

― ath (ath), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

tough life jess

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

most of them have been fatter, admittedly

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

What is that Crass tattoo? "Lost Your" something and then I can't read the bottom.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Vice is still around?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

the DO guy just looks like a dull generic indie dresser though. why's that a DO?

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

so does the do girl, though. i guess that's the point

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Clearly Vice is AGAINST fashion and prefers indie workers of the world to dress in a comfortable, utilitarian, uncorrupted, unpretentious manner.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

It's like school uniforms. You don't go to the bar to show off your fancy new clothes, you go to the bar to ~~learn~~ do coke in the bathroom and make fun of OTHER people's fancy new clothes.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

nitsuh what do you have against fat-assed indie broads?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

you and that big thinkin brain of yours.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Jess that question was as ridiculous as asking me "what do you have against sunshine" or "what do you have against toffee in coffee-flavored ice cream" or "what do you have against playful fuzzy puppies."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

but i hate all those things?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

wait i dont know how that "?" got in there

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

You hate puppies? Jerk.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

leave me to my cocaine, and my darkened bars, and my masturbating to action figures.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Ans: his penis.

― Dan (It's True) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

not even toffee?

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

I read that as "playful fuzzy hippies" at first.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

"what do you have against playful fuzzy puppies." Ans: his penis.

Tsk tsk. I mean, the ice cream seems...uncomfortable...but puppies? Gross.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

a man has needs

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

what the hell is on the DOod's nose? a fucking bandaid? to cover a zit? really?

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

The DO girl is a mashup of all of the current female SNL cast members.

― Dan (Plus Kel In Drag) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

which cast member has the fat and which has the sloppy?

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Momus will not be happy that Vice are promoting down-dressers as "DO"s. They've betrayed him.

― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

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