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Moronic messageboard catchphrases that people use again and again and again and again, well after they're even faintly amusing: classic or dud?

― Napoleon Bonaparte III, Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

"Esteban Buttez"

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

― retarded and gay (bato), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

rofl

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

HI DERE

― The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

seriously bro its the interweb lighten the fuck up

― retarded and gay (bato), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

it's teh sukc

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

It's teh FUNNEE

― The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/15/69615588_ca288015a6_o.gif

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

OH NOES is great you fucking MORONS

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

in russia the catchprases overuse you!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

now that one has definitely been overdone

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

MORANS

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

What Theorry said.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

i have a key bound to say "NOES!" in every fucking game i play. OH NOES will always be classic, no matter what some random cunt says.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

Even if that fucking cunt is you?

― OH NOES, Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

'asshat' is the lamest insult ever

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Asshat is indeed lame. Any phrase that is repeated fifty million times on a message board, to the extent that just about every single thread has an OH NOES on it, is irritating and tired. YOU SOME IMAGINATION YOU INTERNET FUCKS! COME UP WITH SOMETHING DIFFERENT!

― Napoleon Bonaparte III, Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

grebt

― retarded and gay (bato), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

Even if that fucking cunt is you?

OH NOES!

― snowkitten (g-kit), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

how do you pronounce asshat anyway? i love the word but never use it (in REAL LIFE).

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

if you don't know how to pronounce it, how can you possibly "love" the word? It's ass hat, like an ass you wear on your head. Or, said another way, your head is up your ass. Your existence reduced to an asshat.

― TO: Nathalie, Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Sock puppet
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The most perfect sock puppets ever, Sifl and Olly
SOCK PUPPET

A Troll, typically a 'friend' or alternate incarnation of a Not-Bob. A sock puppet is an account created by one side taking part in a flame war. The sock puppet account then repeats the arguments made by one side for the appearance of "popular support".

Example:

* Mary: u r ghey!
* Jim: am not!
* Sue: r so!
* Mary: see, evre1 knows!

SYNONYM: sock journal
[edit]
How to point out if someone is a sock puppet

WHAT NOT TO DO

* Report them
* Ignore the issue
* Try to persuade them not to sock puppet

WHAT TO DO

* Blackmail
* Make fun of

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

oh, so it's not a compounded form of "as shat"? as like, like having been through an anus?

man, get a shower bro, you are as shat.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

p.s. you can love a word without ever knowing its pronunciation because some people HAVE LEARNT HOW TO READ!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

haha i meant to write OH NOES PEOPLE IN KNOWING HOW TO READ SHOCKAH!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

get one brain

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Surprisingly, no, it is "ass hat"! Imagine my embarrassment when I was publicly corrected on this issue.

― TO: ken c, Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

If you can't pronounce "asshat," you really can't read it. You asshat.

― TO: ken c, Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

if you don't know how to pronounce it, how can you possibly "love" the word?

I always pronounced SUPER QUICK so people wouldn't realize I was a moron who didn't know it was ass-hat. I liked to believe it was pronounced as ass-shat, actually. Yes, triple S. I have a mental lissssp.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Actually, it's spelt "arsehat" in British English.

― Sir Ranulph Twistleton-Wickham-Fiennes, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Butthat's good. Marvel Comics have published it.

― BARMS, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

If you can't pronounce "asshat," you really can't read it. You asshat.
-- TO: ken c (t...), December 15th, 2005 2:57 PM. (later) (link)

so you're saying no deaf people can read?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

No, but anyone who can pronounce has hearing and not knowing how to pronounce a word like "asshat" means you don't know it means "ass hat".

― TO: ken c, the asshat, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

Tombot you're an overbearing wrongheaded pedant. Please leave my thread alone and go and do some work.

― Napoleon Bonaparte III, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

but there are so many words that don't pronounce the way they logically read, it is therefore wrong to assume that one must know how to pronounce a word such as 'asshat' in order to understand the meaning of the word.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

Not with a word like "asshat." If you know what it means, you know how to pronounce it.

― TO: ken c., the asshat, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Man, fuck Fark.

― Df'nM (OutDatWay), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

but this is obv. not the case, we even have an example here of someone who knows what it means but not the pronunciation!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

maybe so, but can u really 'love' a word you can't pronounce? apparently.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

why not? you can't love the sight of a word for how it looks? I think there are many words that are much more beautiful as written text than spoken as a sound.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

i'm having trouble telling the troll names from the real ones on this thread

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

i mean, you have never loved something without knowing every aspect of it? i love charlotte church but i can't say i know exactly how it feels like when i penis is inserted into her vagina. i can have quite a good guess of it, but can i be sure until i've tried it?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

you aren't missing much.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

i penis?!

oh is there anything Apple won't rebrand?!

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

now available in new 'Nano' size.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

OK it took a while but teh funneys arrived in the end.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

stevem saves the day! (finally arriving after the daily ipenis shuffle ritual)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

Where did I post to this thread? Also, fuck you, shitwipe.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Shi-twipe? what is that?

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

maybe so, but can u really 'love' a word you can't pronounce? apparently.
-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...), December 15th, 2005.
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why not? you can't love the sight of a word for how it looks? I think there are many words that are much more beautiful as written text than spoken as a sound.

-- ken c (pykachu10...), December 15th, 2005.

Fellas, fellas, this is why I asked the question "how?"! Let Nathalie tell us.

― TO: Theorry & Ken, Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

English isn't Nath's first language, which makes not knowing how to pronounce an English word perfectly understandable. She was misled (pronounced my-zld) by its spelling, fartgobbler.

― The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Fartgobbler is my new favorite word. I pronounce it "far'- guh- bler." The t is silent. Let Nathalie speak for Nathalie, azzhat.

― TO: The wanderers' Wandering Daughter, Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

I am really bothered by the fact that someone would assume I had started posting this "TO: butthead" garbage! It should be clear that I was busy ranting on the redneck thread the entire time!

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Yes, English isn't my first language. I figured it was ass-hat, but I love to pronounce it as ass-shat (as in to shit -> shat). I know that doesn't make sense, but, like I said, English isn't my first language... I love words sometimes not for their meaning but how they *look* or sound. I know that doesn't make much sense. Whatever.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

So, I'm curious then, if you thought of it as someone with their head up their ass?

― TO: Nathalie, Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

above should read: "their" = "his" (that could be a confusing sentence if english is your 2nd language).

I wasn't making fun of you, by the way.

― TO: Nathalie, Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

So, I'm curious then, if you thought of it as someone with their head up their ass?

Yes, exactly. Don't worry about making fun of me. I'd do it if I wasn't me. Or is it I? ;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

yuor a fag, right?

― emothunder_boy, Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

I pronounce it ass-shat too, but then I used to think pheasants were puh-hee-sants.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 16 December 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

mornington pheasants

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 December 2005 11:05 (twenty years ago)

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