Curt1s St3ph3ns: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Oh, ILX, where to begin?

Today is my eighteenth birthday.

I came here when I was 14 years old. I listened to lots of shit music. Today I am a legal adult, and thanks to ILX I like lots of slightly-better-than-mediocre music and am a hardened, embittered shell of a man. I've grown up with ILX. It's been a defining feature of my life. You are all very dear to me.

So, um, thanks.

Smooches.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

dibs

gear (gear), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Yay, happy bday Curtis!!

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

i mean, happy birthday

gear (gear), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Well done!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday, Curtis!

Dan (Successor To Young Master Finney) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

ONE OF US, FOREVER

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

a hardened, embittered shell of a man.

HAHAHAHAH oh young jedi, your journey has just begun. You've taken your first step into a larger world.

In time, your growing cynicism will make the rest of us proud.


happy birfday, too.

kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

I was being sarcastic, of course. :)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

ha. we're not.

You will learn, son, you will learn.

kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

KINGFISH SONNED BY TEENAGER

happy bday curtis

zzzzzz, Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

Like that's unusual!

Happy 18th birthday Curtis, you are wiser than at least half of the geezers here (myself included).

Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

yeah ditto

zzzzzz, Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

RUN AWAY CURTIS YOU'RE FREE NOW

u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

i suspect high-speed at g tech will only make it worse of course

u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday! I had no idea you were such a yout'.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

Happy Birthday Curtis!

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

birthday? võeh, ära sa märgi!? no hüva sünnipäeva siis, säga! ja 'oia kõva!

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Have a happy birthday, and do it the Curtis way, Curtis!

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

Happy Birthday Curtis! A milestone. Watch out for hanging chads.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

You know, there are some threads I just won't open at work.

Happy birthday, Curtis! Hope the coming year is adventure-filled and amazing.

Jaq (Jaq), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday, curt1s

RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday!

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 16 December 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

let the anticipation begin for the third decade of ILX's most ooglicious dirty dronerock boy celebrated prodigy!

Just got offed, Friday, 14 December 2007 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

hey celebrated prodigy, have a great fucking birthday.

strgn, Friday, 14 December 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

hb croogtis

electricsound, Friday, 14 December 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

two days ahead of time! x-post

strgn, Friday, 14 December 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday crutis

sanskrit, Friday, 14 December 2007 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

true dat ur a fatty now?

remy bean, Friday, 14 December 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

i'd hit it

strgn, Friday, 14 December 2007 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

thanks guys!

and I'm still 130lbs to my knowledge.

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 14 December 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

it only took me 3 years to go from 136 - 176 lbs, so watch out bub.

remy bean, Friday, 14 December 2007 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

don't you forget that!

strgn, Friday, 14 December 2007 06:15 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH YOU. And happy birthday!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 December 2007 06:21 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birfday, me fellow new wave 80s lovin gothkid!

Trayce, Friday, 14 December 2007 06:21 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday! <3

stevienixed, Friday, 14 December 2007 06:51 (eighteen years ago)

happy b day curtis.

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 December 2007 06:52 (eighteen years ago)

thanking u

ralph, Friday, 14 December 2007 07:07 (eighteen years ago)

Dude. Crut1s is only 19?!

roxymuzak, Friday, 14 December 2007 07:49 (eighteen years ago)

(happy birthday dude)

roxymuzak, Friday, 14 December 2007 07:49 (eighteen years ago)

Happy Birthday, young one!

Sociological questions for you:

1. Do you drink alcohol?
2. How hard is it your average underage college student to score booze these days? I'm guessing it's still ridiculously easy but slightly less so than ye olden days when i was on campus.

gershy, Friday, 14 December 2007 08:38 (eighteen years ago)

still pretty f'ing easy actually.

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 December 2007 08:38 (eighteen years ago)

where there's a will

gershy, Friday, 14 December 2007 08:39 (eighteen years ago)

there's some dude who's 21 who'll buy you beer if you give him 3 xtra dollars or a roommate with a fake or...

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 December 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

the fake id was crucial back in the day, i guess it all depends on the location, states/towns have different levels of enforcement

gershy, Friday, 14 December 2007 08:44 (eighteen years ago)

AYO

happy bidet from the homie BIG HOOS

enjoy it like a muhfuckah, dude.

one more year til legal beers? then we will have dranks.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 December 2007 08:50 (eighteen years ago)

btw

there's some dude who's 21 who'll buy you beer

-- J0rdan S., Friday, December 14, 2007 8:40 AM

i am totes that dude

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 December 2007 08:51 (eighteen years ago)

as if you could me more of a bro

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 December 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday man!

latebloomer, Friday, 14 December 2007 10:44 (eighteen years ago)

you're a funny dude, curt1s. happy birthday!

Rubyredd, Friday, 14 December 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

HAVE A GREAT B/DAY CRUT1S.

Pashmina, Friday, 14 December 2007 11:07 (eighteen years ago)

HBD! =)

Surmounter, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Wow remy, my journey to 180 took 15 years. (I'm hoping that I can go back to 175 before I see my parents over the holidays and they are all "wau u fattey".)

Happy birthday in advance, Curt1s. You have many years of paunch accumulation ahead of you.

HI DERE, Friday, 14 December 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5339/hbni7.jpg

happy birthday man

mookieproof, Friday, 14 December 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/2993/gothbday.gif

gr8080, Friday, 14 December 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

thanks guys!!!!! It is now actually my birthday!

1. Do you drink alcohol?
2. How hard is it your average underage college student to score booze these days? I'm guessing it's still ridiculously easy but slightly less so than ye olden days when i was on campus.

1. I was gonna say "nah I don't really enjoy it" but it's too late for that tonight.
2. I can't speak for the average college student, as other more sociable people seem to have better access than I.

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 15 December 2007 10:20 (eighteen years ago)

happy bday!

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 15 December 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

aw Curt1s <3

lxy, Saturday, 15 December 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

20 and googleproofed

Just got offed, Saturday, 15 December 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

ten years pass...

xxx

(ooo)

mookieproof, Friday, 15 December 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

😲

Johnny Fever, Friday, 15 December 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

<3

sleeve, Friday, 15 December 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

peace 2 u

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 December 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

Legal af

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 15 December 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

love you still, always

lxy, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

<3

crüt, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

Happy Birthday!

(but also, liek, RIP)

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:52 (eight years ago)

Oh yeah can a mod add rip to title

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:53 (eight years ago)

30 and googleproofed

Cardi Acs (imago), Friday, 15 December 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1999/1101990510_400.jpg

assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 15 December 2017 23:55 (eight years ago)

^ lol

also

Just got offed
Posted: 15 December 2007 at 10:16:03
20 and googleproofed


jfc lj has been changing his name on here for over a decade, let's all put on white and wait for the aliens to take us

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Saturday, 16 December 2017 03:32 (eight years ago)


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