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1. Kentucky Derby
2. Boston Marathon
3. Indianapolis 500
4. Tour de France
5. White people

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

No Le Mans? Get out.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

stawell gift

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

1. three legged
2. potato sack
3. carrying an egg in a spoon
4. bannon

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

5. nudie dash

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

isle of man tt

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I guess it did get through by mistake then. Well, that was a good reaction. Worth getting. Also, very appropriate and moderly.

― Justin Tymferdaholidaiz.com, Friday, 16 December 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

1. inuit
2. negro
3. martian
4. pacific islander
5. other

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

Star-bellied Sneetches

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

martian?

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

Once again, thanks for the reaction.

― Justin Tymferdaholidaiz, Friday, 16 December 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

1. hmong
= 2. tongan
= 2. trinidadian and tobagonian
3. iroquois
4. ghanian
5. maltese
6. welsh
7. basque
8. the rest

― remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Although, what would've really happened if you let the original question stand? The world will never know. :-(

― Justin Tymferdaholidaiz, Friday, 16 December 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

1. trinidadian and taboggan

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

1. hmong
2. oaxacan
3. vietnamese (francophone)
4. other

― dan (dan), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

Is this something any intelligent person with a conscience could actually do publicly without being on Howard Stern? Or drunk?

― Justin Tymferdaholidaiz, Friday, 16 December 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

OH FUCK IDITAROD!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

most of these are not races, people

― peed ant (Oops), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

you're kidding

― dan (dan), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

i like oaxacan too because it's like "WHAHAHKAN"

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

really good food too

― dan (dan), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

1. Enoch Powell
2. Mussolini
3. Dannii Minogue
4. Hitler
5. That bloke played by Marlon Brando in Roots
6. Eric Clapton

oh, hang on

― The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

I just looked up Stawell Gift race. That is fucking brilliant.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

martian?

-- jim p. irrelevant (electricsoun...), December 16th, 2005.

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;-)

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

Elf
Hobbit
Dwarf
Human
Orc
Troll
Goblin
NASCAR

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

Klingon

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

no scratch that: WOOKIE

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

I will not scratch that wookie, thank you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

mongrels and sheepfux0rs to thread

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

Chaotic Neutral
Everyone else
Blackpoolian

― stet (stet), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

Baby Park
Delfino Square
Sky Garden
Luigi's Mansion
Rainbow Road

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Civilization IV:

1. English
2. American
3. Indian
4. German
5. French
6. Arabian
7. Russian
8. Persian
9. Roman
10. Aztec

― jeffrey (johnson), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

I like countries that have the philisophical or industrious bonus trait.

― jeffrey (johnson), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Jeffrey OTM - but what about the Greek? Are they not in number 4?

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

And the Sioux - they were always a favourite of mine.

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Wait.. I'm on the wrong board again, aren't I?

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

The greeks are agressive in the new one and i practically never go to war unless someone attacks me first then i take over their whole base. The sioux aren't in the new one i don't think, it has been cut down a lot. The babylonians aren't even in it either. I miss being Hammurabi.

xpost.

― jeffrey (johnson), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

not really an xpost. wrong board.?

― jeffrey (johnson), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

It's as ontopic as anything else here.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

Twi'lek stripper
Kilrathi
HK47
Drow Elf
Cruisin' USA championship
Vulcans
that figure 8 thing from Mario Kart 64
Psilons (science bonus!)
Mrrshans
Bulrathis
Meklars

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

Twi'lek stripper

OTFM

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

Ninja Lemmings
Space Lemmings
Circus Lemmings
Classic Lemmings
Polar Lemmings
Caveman Lemmings
Medieval Lemmings
Outdoor Lemmings
Sports Lemmings
Egyptian Lemmings
Beach Lemmings
Highland Lemmings

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

Everyone sucks Hmong dick ever since the spirit catches you and you fall down came out. So overrated.

1. !Kung San
2. Chippewa
3. Homo floresiensis
4. Hottentott (wow, that takes me back)
5. Minianka- but without their drummer they'd be nowhere

― Barnaby (Barnaby), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

no, they suck Hmong dick since that one guy went nuts and killed all those hunters in wisconsin last year

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

Tour De France needs to come up with something else.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

are you thinking triathlon?

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

COOLANGATTA GOLD

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 16 December 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

1. [hint: it's not a pred ship]

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 16 December 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

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