You insert NuvaRing® into your vagina just once a month.

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bo-bemy (x Jeremy), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pnp.de/news/boulevard/special/03/nuvaring/nuvaring.jpg

bo-bemy (x Jeremy), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rapestop.net/

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha, vagina horseshoes.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

the vagina horseshoe looks pretty cool and i've wanted one for a while but i forgot why it is better than the pill

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

Because inserting things into your vagina is fun?

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah, that was it

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

OMG, the copy on the "RapeX" site:

5) What is your response to the few negative responses to RAPEX? (Question to Sonet Ehlers – inventor)

“As with everything in life there will be negative attitudes and I can't be responsible for people who refuse to educate men and feel the device is medieval”.

“A medieval device for a medieval deed”!

6) How was the device tested during its development?

The scientists and engineers created both a vagina and a penis on which prototypes were tested.


9) Does this mean I cannot have sex with my husband or partner?

Yes you can, but you will not wear it when you are with your husband or partner in bed, unless you are in a violent relationship and you do get raped by your husband or partner. The choice is then yours whether to wear it or not.

11) Can it by accident hook into my own skin?

Not if used according to the instructions.

12) Won't the rapist kill me?

Sadly, many women have been killed over time, as nobody can guarantee the outcome of any rape! However, the huge plus-factor is that the discomfort and pain is such, that the rapist would be disabled temporarily, (much worse than a kick in the crutch that self-defense instructors teach women!) giving you time to get away and get help.

14) Will it cause permanent damage to the rapist?

No, not if he gets professional help without delay.


22) Won't the man initially feel this?

When a rapist attacks, he looses control of his senses. He will become aware of the device when it is too late.
31) How did you get the idea? (Question to Sonet Ehlers – inventor)

From the rape-victim who first said “If only I had teeth down there”, and some time later a young man was admitted to hospital for getting his penis caught in his trouser zip and was in excruciating pain.

32) Will the rapist be attached or stuck to the woman?

No, not at all.

33) Can this be worn during masturbation?

No, not at all.

41) What happens if my child finds it in the waste paper basket and sticks his finger into it?

Once you remove the condom with the applicator, the hooks attach themselves to the applicator stick, and the condom is effectively sealed before it is discarded. As with all potentially dangerous items, it is your responsibility to discard it properly.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

Sadly, many women have been killed over time, as nobody can guarantee the outcome of any rape!
Most inappropriate use of an eclamation mark ever, maybe.
"huge plus-factor"
Q. 33's answer is awesome.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 December 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

I see this cartoon thought bubble above the inventor's head with (rape victim) + (zippered schlong) = (lightbulb) = ($$$)

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

i actually bruised my cock once because my gf forgot to take her ring out during sex. ouch!

heywood jablomi (heywood), Friday, 16 December 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lolrider.com/whatever/outforaweek/ring.jpg

ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 December 2005 08:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/megafag/vaman1.gif
http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/megafag/vaman3.gif

älänbänänä (alanbanana), Friday, 16 December 2005 08:59 (twenty years ago)

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5522/vaman18wd.gifhttp://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8079/vaman37hp.gif

älänbänänä (alanbanana), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

the vagina horseshoe looks pretty cool and i've wanted one for a while but i forgot why it is better than the pill

Because you don't have to remember to take it daily? Also, I think the hormone supply is steadier which should lessen some of the side effects that come with the pill.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:03 (twenty years ago)

"MASTER OF BATION"

melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)

There's a funny story related to the ring on this thread that I won't bother to repost:

contraceptives - S&D, POX, C/D, etc.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

It's possible, Trayce!
Also, this girl has read the instructions a bit wrong:

http://www.gesundheit.com/images/kunden/nuvaring/im15020303a.jpg
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), February 17th, 2005 1:38 AM. (roxymuzak) (link)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

Hugging does not babies bring!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

it depends how you hug

ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

I'm never gonna hug you now!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)


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