My hometown has a superhero, and he was just arrested for drunk driving.

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This sort of reminds me of when Superman went on a bender after being exposed to some tainted tar-filled kryptonite in Superman III.

Does anyone else live somewhere that has their own superhero? Did your local superhero ever go bad?

― Whoo! good times!, Friday, 16 December 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

What if your superhero is Cracky the Drunk?

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

This superhero has a 15 year old daughter that he makes dress up as a sidekick called "crime fighter girl". According to the article "crime fighter girl" once provided security for Jefferson Starship when they were in town.

― Whoo! good times!, Friday, 16 December 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

this guy needs to be committed...never mind arrested.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

With his cover blown, Frankini said his life is in danger because of all the felons the caped trio has foiled.
But there is no proof Captain Jackson has wrangled any criminals.
As for his contention that Jackson Police Chief Ervin Portis "sanctioned" him several years ago, that might be a stretch.

"He came to Chief Portis and told him what he planned to do, and the chief said he couldn't stop him," Deputy Chief Matt Heins said.

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Oh my god.

http://www.captainjackson.org/images/cj.jpg

watch out or he'll take you down with his blue dildo.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

here crime fighter girl meets her nemesis fatty the clown.
http://www.captainjackson.org/images/CFGatTOYS10-25-03.jpg

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Captain Jackson’s crime fighting fiancée, “The Queen of Hearts” with Kevin DuBrow from Quiet Riot.
http://www.captainjackson.org/images/QoH_w_Quiet_Riot_11-19-05.jpg

― Whoo! good times!, Friday, 16 December 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

What's with the saluting?

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

CAPTAIN!!!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Kevin DuBrow

god, they really DO all age into Nigel Tufnel, don't they?

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

I can tell these folks are going to be on a bus headed for San Francisco real soon.

― viborgu, Friday, 16 December 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Here’s the Captain with former Bad Company singer Brian Howe. Brian seems to be taking this rather seriously.
http://www.captainjackson.org/images/CJwBRIANhowe6-18-04.jpg

Captain Jackson and Mitch Ryder.
http://www.captainjackson.org/images/CJwMITCHryder1-10-04.jpg

― Whoo! good times!, Friday, 16 December 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

WHY? Dear God...WHY?

― andrrrr, Friday, 16 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Don't diss the captain now, He is a model citizen in our community, what with the drinking and driving, and making fun of little kids...

GREAT ROLE MODEL!

― mik, Friday, 16 December 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Just to let you outta towner's know how bad it truley is, Captain Jackson (CJ)got punched in the face last year for being extremely rude to a child. This poor little kid put on his Captain Jackson replica costume, (A cheap K-mart Captain America colstume) and very excitedly ran up to CJ, stating that he wanted to be captain Jackson when he grew up, Feeling his job threatened, CJ ripped the mask off the youngster while yelling at him "there's only room for one super-hero in Jackson, and to take his mask and go home." a patron, after hearing the rudeness from the so-called hero, punched him directly in the face, knocking him uncondious for several minutes.

― Ted Mitchell, Friday, 16 December 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

roffles

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

I'll bet Captain JaXoN has a lot better uniform than that guy.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 16 December 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

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