Is this disgusting film that gathers on my keyboard and mouse MY OWN SKIN???

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There's so much of it.

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Well, it's your largest organ.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Or dried semen.

― what have you been doing (mike h.), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Probably a bit of both, really.

― Rhodia (Rhodia), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

But it doesn't roll up into balls the same way dried semen does.

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

with enough of it you can make mirror copies of marmaduke comics

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

The worst unreported sexism I ever heard here at work was the guy who wanted to dust the anchorwoman's keyboard with skin flakes from his penis so that "she'd always be touching It."

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 16 December 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to remember that trick.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 16 December 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

if that's the worst one, what's the other?

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Various forms of stalking, but that's getting OT.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 16 December 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

holy shit

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 17 December 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

where the fuck do you work? which anchorwoman, more importantly?

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 17 December 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

Connie Chung. It's why Dan Rather is gone.

― Current Mood: Embarrassing Christian Laettner (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 17 December 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

So they fired Rather because he was going to do that to her keyboard? Terrible.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 17 December 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

http://img229.exs.cx/img229/1944/bananadan7uo.jpg

"What's that, Banana?... You want me to KILL Connie Chung?"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 17 December 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

Once me and my boyfriend went to Ruby Falls in Chattanooga, TN. It is a cave w/a water fall in it that has been excavated and paved and everything, so you just ride an elevator down there with a tour guide and saunter on through it like it was...I dunno, monticello, or something. So anyway, I notice something like dust that's accumulated on the limestone, and I'm like, what the fuck would get down here that would really make dust? (I forgot about humans) So I ask the tour guide "hey, is this dust?" He says, very sinister, "It's not dust, it's us"

― emilys. (emilys.), Sunday, 18 December 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

The answer to this question is that it's partially your own skin, but mostly it's oils off your skin that then trap dirt from your hands and dust from the air.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

What I want to know is what is the crap that gathers inside of your mouse so it doesn't work properly anymore and you have to open the stupid thing and scrape the inside.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

It's nanobots released by the optical-mouse industry to force you to upgrade to their products.

― Øystein (Øystein), Monday, 19 December 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

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