Look at these crazy notes that appeared this morning on various lampposts and walls near my flat...

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"Parent These ROAD ARE Dangerous TAKE When CROSSing Landlord"

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"PARENt TAKE CARE When Crossing ZEBRA Chossing The Road Look left + Righ"

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"you must HAVE PAKing permit To park Here Landlord"

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"Look Right Before CRossing This zebra CRossing - Landlord"

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"PREANT(s) DONT (Forget The) GREEN CROSS CODE. LOOK LEFT AND RIGH If THE WAY IS Clear you MAY CROSS"

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"LOOK RIGHT then LeFt Befor you cRoss The ROAD LAMBETH MAKing saver road"

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"PARENT OR Legal GauiRan PLEASE LOOK LEFT BEFORE CROSSing"

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"DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN First go to your local poLice Station which Kennington and take you Bickle provice Test If you pass Bring to N14 Santley House all the BIKe OF youR WILL your a 5-14 will qualify For This"

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 19 December 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

maybe youre living next door to riced out yugo? ??

― Yawn (Wintermute), Monday, 19 December 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

I love them. In the morning I'm going to go out looking for more.

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 19 December 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

maybe you live next door to an art terrorist

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 19 December 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

Oh no, not the Bickle provice Test!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 December 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

Those are great!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 December 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

It's nice to see someone take some initiative.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 December 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I get strange things in the mail. Closely-typed or written photocopied pages of ranting about the apocalypse and whatnot. I think there's some crazy fundamentalist dude who thinks all the jewish families in the area need saving, or something, so he flyers everyone.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 December 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps this is a plot by a very bad driver to avoid liability if they should run over anyone literate in the zebra crossing.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 19 December 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

The flyers are all written on papers that say "William Hill: First for Prices." That could be a clue.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 19 December 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

I was about to say: I love the way half of them are written on blank betting slips.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 19 December 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

Maybe you're living next door to a Noise Dude?

― moley, Monday, 19 December 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

Haha, maybe a Noise Dude's Internet broke down and he missed posting so much he decided to post on on lampposts.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 19 December 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)

I think it's very socially responsible.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 December 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

I like to see kids looking out for other kids.

― origami snail (origami snail), Monday, 19 December 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

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